beef curtains, classic or dud?

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also t/f, literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"? discus

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OptionVotes
beef window 6
beef curtains 4
beef drapes 2
beef blinds 1
beef shades 0


Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:29 (eight years ago) link

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (eight years ago) link

I hate you.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (eight years ago) link

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
2 oz pink grapefruit juice
1/2 grenadine syrup

Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.

Read more: Beef Curtains recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html#ixzz29TqbAlwI

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (eight years ago) link

enbb I have earned your contempt and yet you have to give it up for beef blinds

beef window is so hideous

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:33 (eight years ago) link

I do appreciate a good alliteration.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Which makes it the least horrible of the group.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:34 (eight years ago) link

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"

Most likely true though I've now made it a personal goal to do so before the month is up. At work.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (eight years ago) link

cannot stop laughing my ass off at "beef window"

I mean, good god

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (eight years ago) link

a beef window surrounded by walloginas

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (eight years ago) link

also you forgot "beef valence"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Beef wall

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I also lacked the mettle for "beef shutters"

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"?

I am going to a cocktail party tonight, maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Where the hell is "beef portico" I refuse to vote

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (eight years ago) link

maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (eight years ago) link

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (eight years ago) link

they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties

^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eight years ago) link

"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"

OMG how do I not know about them?!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eight years ago) link

oh right, "rock/reggae"

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (eight years ago) link

my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions

write-in vote for beef richards

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eight years ago) link

(richards = richard burtons = curtain)

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eight years ago) link

curtains

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eight years ago) link

excellent

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eight years ago) link

ts: schlong v. schwantz

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eight years ago) link

wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eight years ago) link

richards!

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:46 (eight years ago) link

Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to Sublime
DoggyDrake 2 years ago

Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eight years ago) link

how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains

did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eight years ago) link

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eight years ago) link

beef doily

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eight years ago) link

Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eight years ago) link

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

omg yes

and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (eight years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eight years ago) link

I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (eight years ago) link

I GIS'ed "chicken lips"

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (eight years ago) link

well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know

I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (eight years ago) link

oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes

Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (eight years ago) link

reassuringly heavy going into winter

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (eight years ago) link

good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eight years ago) link

once a month

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eight years ago) link

you guys are so uncouth

I prefer "boeuf louvres"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (eight years ago) link

ridin down the beef highway

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (eight years ago) link

god I hate myself and this thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (eight years ago) link

otm

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (eight years ago) link

bald man in a rowboat

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (eight years ago) link

http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png

"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (eight years ago) link

this lunch was packed with old beef curtains

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (eight years ago) link

xp: with or in

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eight years ago) link

a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (eight years ago) link

beefenestration

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (eight years ago) link

holy fuck

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (eight years ago) link

i had either never seen that or memory wiped it

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (eight years ago) link

i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out

― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (eight years ago) link

As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake

"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (eight years ago) link

T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (eight years ago) link

where's that button

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eight years ago) link

Alright who is this clown for real? ^

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eight years ago) link

how do you do it

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (eight years ago) link

just another tuesday on iltmi

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (eight years ago) link

*pushes beef button*

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (eight years ago) link

beef awning

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (eight years ago) link

When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eight years ago) link

That lady has a weird abdomen.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eight years ago) link

the curtains of beef i impale it

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (eight years ago) link

o man that poster illustration

suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (eight years ago) link

mostly lame but includes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eight years ago) link

no meat flaps

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (eight years ago) link

no cry

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eight years ago) link

- bob marley

whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eight years ago) link

omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eight years ago) link

I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.

THANKS DAN.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eight years ago) link

hi-five, Nick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eight years ago) link

Roastafari!

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eight years ago) link

beef blinds wuz robbed

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eight years ago) link

she blinded me with beef curtains

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eight years ago) link

The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

nnnnnnnoooooooooo

yes

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (five years ago) link

hahahaha

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (five years ago) link


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