Butt Poll

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
I have put neither animate nor inanimate things my butt.	9
I have put both animate and inanimate things in my butt.	7
I have put inanimate things in my butt.	6
I have put animate things in my butt.	5

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

cf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

define "animate"

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

like, part of a person?

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

I've had a colonoscopy and subsequent butt surgery, does that count?

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

by "animate" I'm assuming we mean gerbils

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2305738968_9461cd6373.jpg

― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

by "animate" I'm assuming we mean classic Warner Brothers cartoons

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah i was assuming colonoscopy doesn't count because "i" didn't put that gas in my butt

― the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

had this awesome colonoscopy where they inflated me with some sort of gas (CO2 maybe?) and then took like an MRI of that gas so they got a computer map of my intestine, then they showed me an animated fly-through, would recommend

― the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I've got a much better poll idea for next time, involving Eddie Murphy.

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

but this holiday season

in your butt...

eddie murphy...eddie murphy...eddie murphy...eddie murphy...AND eddie murphy!

― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

(i know i recently made a similar eddie murphy joke elsewhere on ILX but thought the new context of being in the butt would make it ok to repeat)

― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Coincidentally: Doctors Shocked by Size of Sex Toy Stuck Inside Man’s Intestines for Days

― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

Would have been better if this had a breakdown by gender.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

Well maybe not "better" but at least more informative.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

Did it ever get clarified if 'penis' was animate or not?

― emil.y, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think so but I assumed that it was meant to be.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

Is a vibrator animate? What if it's on a sybian?

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

what is a sybian?

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't answer this poll but in reading I think animate meant alive as in a human part? idk - who started this? they need to be more clear in the future.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wait I just looked up what it is - you don't need to explain. That could be uncomfortable.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

Um - the explanation not the device though maybe that could too.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

Come on! You weren't watching Sex House?

xp lol

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

I have no idea what Sex House is.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

It was pretty funny. There was a sybian subplot.

― sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

is a potato animate?

― the late great, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

Red potato or sweet potatoa.

― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

what if it's a vibrator but u don't turn it on? asking for a friend

― zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

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