Edible Underwear Poll

is this while standing up or sitting down?

Where is the option for "I have found, on one ocassion, edible underwear in my father's nightstand (along with a little wind up hoping penis toy called the lil pecker) and it made me want to die."

lol hopping penis

a hoping penis toy might have been better

'I have never...'

Edible underwear is heading into Tijuana Picnic territory:
if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

I didn't know anyone really bought this stuff until the Time breastfeeding mom's blog had pictures of her kids eating her edible undies.

I think they're just gag gifts in most cases.

Waiting for nori panties, myself

Sounds oishi

Edible underwear does nothing for me. Undies so not appetizing.

It's not food, and it's not clothing.

after I learned they were just fruit roll-ups I never thought about the snack the same way again

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The product was invented by David Sanderson and Lee Brady[1] in 1975 when they formed a company Cosmorotics, Inc. to manufacture and market the product under the name “candypants, the original 100% edible underwear.” At first the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office denied their application for a patent on the basis that the idea of candy and pants were incompatible

U.S. Patent and Trademark Office OTM

after I learned they were just fruit roll-ups I never thought about the snack the same way again

I thought they were gelatin based?

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When I was in college for the first time one of my classmates told me about buying them as a surprise for her husband, stripping off, jumping into bed, and watching in horror as they melted off of her body in the minute or two it took for him to get out of the bathroom.

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