Pocket pool

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So you're standing around, hand in your pocket. Do you go for your balls or not, guys?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Men do this? 9
Almost never. 4
Sometimes. 3
I engage all the time. 1


Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't realize this was a thing

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

I've found myself doing it inadvertently/absentmindedly over the years when I'm standing around smoking a cigarette or something, but not in public with other people around. I didn't realize it had a name until my brother told me a story of a coworker who WOULD do it in public ALL THE TIME.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Almost never.
In England it's usually referred to as 'pocket billiards'.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Actually I hardly ever stand around with my hands in my pockets anyway.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

sorry to be naive, but what's the point? either you end up getting a boner in public, or you actually jack off and then you've...just masturbated in public?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

I think the point is that this kind of activity is for exhibitionist perverts.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

i guess i'm one of those people who dreads getting a boner in public, rather than actively works to create one

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prfRH01iG1U

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I've ever gotten a boner from doing it, but maybe my mechanism isn't as sensitive as other men. Mostly it's just "shift to one side, then shift back...repeat". More like a nervous movement such as bouncing your leg while sitting than anything sexual.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

voted 'shooting dirty pool'

dayo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Occasionally; more for aeration and cooling than thrills imo.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

"Oh, no, they're gone! Wherever did they roll off to?"

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Occasionally; more for aeration and cooling than thrills imo.

Pretty much this. More for unsticking scrote from thigh. Not when people are around. I could see how some people would do it absent mindedly.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Sunday, 15 April 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 21 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

one pro in a world of amateurs

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, 23 April 2012 06:29 (twelve years ago) link


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