untreatable gonorrhea (it took a week, but this thread is finally NSFW)

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lol, you prepared for everything but you didn't expect...untreatable gonorrhea

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:30 (nine years ago) link

humanity has invented the violin, the microchip, the aeroplane, and...untreatable gonorrhea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:40 (nine years ago) link

also milk, milk and lemonade

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:42 (nine years ago) link

pics or gtfo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:42 (nine years ago) link

when you run out of things to dread, there is... untreatable gonorrhea

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:17 (nine years ago) link

"the wily gonococcus"

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:18 (nine years ago) link

when you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...untreatable gonorrhea cha cha cha

getting good with gulags (beachville), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:37 (nine years ago) link

Now granted I heard this on a podcast produced by Canadian nerds, so it needs correlation from somebody who reads science/medicine things, but apparently we could be developing new antibiotics but because their usefulness can be short lived, thanks to the adaptability of bacteria, pharmaceutical companies don't want to put the time and money into the R&D. So this:

"As far as gonorrhea goes, I'm not aware of any new drugs in the pipeline," says Mahoney. "This is just one more example of a bigger problem—bacteria are developing resistance faster than we're inventing new medicines to fight them."

is more a problem of nobody developing new drugs more so than it is a problem of bacteria being superfast at developing resistance.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:38 (nine years ago) link

new drugs in the pipeline (10 pm)
untreatable gonorrhea (9 pm)
developing resistance (8 pm)
Doors - 7 pm
$5

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 15:47 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a job for . . . lysol douche

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:01 (nine years ago) link

I heard about this a couple of months ago, on some podcast or other. And I thought to myself, "While every other white guy in the world has a weird fetish for Asian and especially Japanese women, my strange and possibly racist aversion to them will finally work to my advantage."

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:00 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:03 (nine years ago) link

I guess Kenan is referring to this news story, but that's still kind of a wtf comment...

Tuomas, Friday, 17 February 2012 09:03 (nine years ago) link

a new low for the untreatable gonorrhea thread

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:12 (nine years ago) link

guilty lols

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:15 (nine years ago) link

untreatable kenanrrhea

estela, Friday, 17 February 2012 09:40 (nine years ago) link

guilty lols

Exactly what I was going for. Somebody out there gets me.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Friday, 17 February 2012 20:59 (nine years ago) link

Um no sorry I was guilty lolsing at Crut's post :/

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 18 February 2012 10:54 (nine years ago) link

guilty lols

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2012 11:05 (nine years ago) link

maintain a racist aversion long enough and it will finally work to your advantage

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:49 (nine years ago) link

the untreatable clap of soweto

buzza, Monday, 20 February 2012 01:38 (nine years ago) link

Relax, people. The women of Japan are not heartbroken over my inability to be sexually aroused by them. I'd put money on that.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 15:06 (nine years ago) link

*relaxes*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:07 (nine years ago) link

*kicks legs up*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:20 (nine years ago) link

phew

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:34 (nine years ago) link

close one

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:34 (nine years ago) link

*looks down*

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:36 (nine years ago) link

http://www.urology-textbook.com/01/Gonorrhoe1.jpg

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:36 (nine years ago) link

*racism pays off*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:23 (nine years ago) link

ewwww

sarahell, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (nine years ago) link

seconded.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Thread to Get Over an Irrational Prejudice.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (nine years ago) link

... or is it?

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (nine years ago) link

diseased penises (no haters)

sarahell, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Ok, I'm against that, too. No hate, but not a whole lotta love.

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:14 (nine years ago) link

*cue Robert Plant making sex noises, but reinterpreted as sounds of pain inflicted by his urologist*

cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:15 (nine years ago) link

god it makes me happy that kenan's still got it in 2012

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:17 (nine years ago) link

. . .

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:21 (nine years ago) link

he means untreatable gonorrhea

the majestic ned? (electricsound), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:23 (nine years ago) link

unbeatable gonorrhea

Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:45 (nine years ago) link

undateable gonnorrhea

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:04 (nine years ago) link

four years pass...

Thread delivers

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:20 (four years ago) link

the untreatable clap of soweto

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:15 (four years ago) link

... a much sought-after sample heard in dozens of seminal etc etc

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 2 January 2017 21:01 (four years ago) link

love goole itt

24K Maggots (crüt), Monday, 2 January 2017 22:40 (four years ago) link

I hate this superbugs.

Treeship, Monday, 2 January 2017 22:42 (four years ago) link

Just another terrifying thing

Treeship, Monday, 2 January 2017 22:42 (four years ago) link

Still dying over "a new low for the untreatable gonorrhea thread"

¶ (DJP), Monday, 2 January 2017 23:29 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

URL’s more than enough thx

circa1916, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:16 (one year ago) link

Start spreadin the news
My dickhole's decayed

papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:20 (one year ago) link


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