no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link
good news
now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?
― mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link
can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link
need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf
― mh, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
Yes
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
pics or it didn't happen
― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link
suffice to say
im dredging here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
sorry you’re missing out this week dude
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...
Rats
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
something something periscope something something
(something something twitch something something)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link
Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery
convinced the site will come undone when i do
yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Isn’t Dr Nick the name of the crackpot simpsons doctor? That is never a good sign. Hoping everything holds together for you
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
safe crapping
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link
fucking Disney fanboys
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
this is unpleasant
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?
― untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
lets just say i don't have such stones anymore
anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.
Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
There's a time to shit and a time for GodThe last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:16 (four years ago) link
prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:19 (four years ago) link
no, she only calls when there's "news"
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link
wow, guess you better get a cell phone
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:40 (four years ago) link
nice try
maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link
so yeah, balls still ache round the clock
hoping to get hooked on painkillers
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link
ugh I’m sorry to hear that
― Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
xref to scored a goal ffs thread
last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.
Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month* I hear you, man
― untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link
But hey...Vegas.
I've got haemorrhoids again
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 August 2019 01:42 (four years ago) link
I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.
I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link
had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2019 08:31 (four years ago) link
Yesterday i had a first.
In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 August 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
how you coming along here morbs?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
hernia, good? (still 'uncomfortable')
Big Stuff, not so good
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
time to switch to hydrox. sending hopes prayers and sanitized wipes your way.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link
one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
as in smell, sound .... ? Does the bathroom have bad ventilation / an inadequate fan?
― sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
Is the bathroom like the Flintstones
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link