- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:02 (seven years ago) Permalink
wow
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:03 (seven years ago) Permalink
"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (seven years ago) Permalink
Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.
you aren't embracing the concept
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:06 (seven years ago) Permalink
-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:12 (seven years ago) Permalink
ok tell me more about that
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink
because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me
Word? No, it's really not a big deal.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:58 (seven years ago) Permalink
There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:00 (seven years ago) Permalink
Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (seven years ago) Permalink
Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:12 (seven years ago) Permalink
guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread
- pickin my arse
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) Permalink
Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (seven years ago) Permalink
Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!
ya true
Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (seven years ago) Permalink
Derailing is all I know, man. :/
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:17 (seven years ago) Permalink
Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing
Out! Really nbd.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:20 (seven years ago) Permalink
Have fun with that.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:21 (seven years ago) Permalink
I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:25 (seven years ago) Permalink
I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:28 (seven years ago) Permalink
That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink
the tax clamato
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink
my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (seven years ago) Permalink
how do I killfile this thread
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (seven years ago) Permalink
I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (seven years ago) Permalink
I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) Permalink
that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) Permalink
xp xp xp xp
took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (seven years ago) Permalink
guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday
― forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (seven years ago) Permalink
cool
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (seven years ago) Permalink
I used to eat these as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig
and well
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (seven years ago) Permalink
clamato is delicious actually
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (seven years ago) Permalink
TMI
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (seven years ago) Permalink
Over the line
― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (seven years ago) Permalink
your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (seven years ago) Permalink
to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (seven years ago) Permalink
let us know if you start shitting cotton
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (seven years ago) Permalink
i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (seven years ago) Permalink
about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (seven years ago) Permalink
got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink
I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (seven years ago) Permalink
Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (seven years ago) Permalink
one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (seven years ago) Permalink
there for posteriority
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (seven years ago) Permalink
put a towel down, carry on, imo
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (seven years ago) Permalink
words to live life by
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (seven years ago) Permalink
my period is late
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (seven years ago) Permalink
mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (seven years ago) Permalink
One of my saddest regrets in life was not needing to poop when in the Singapore airport, the only place I’ve ever encountered squat toilets.
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 February 2018 02:17 (one year ago) Permalink
tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:01 (one year ago) Permalink
my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:02 (one year ago) Permalink
I am always farting tbh
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 March 2018 06:12 (one year ago) Permalink
i just like how the bubbles feel as they rise to the surface, especially if they do so frontward
― Lee626, Friday, 16 March 2018 11:42 (one year ago) Permalink
I’ll take one hydrobubble massage, please. With extra bubbles.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:50 (one year ago) Permalink
more of a second thought but
i have actually hit the ceiling in my younger days
she hit the roof immediately after, metaphorically. it was her sister's kitchen. talk about harshing my buzz.
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:03 (six months ago) Permalink
Garlic Farts...
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:39 (five months ago) Permalink
nice,
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:59 (four months ago) Permalink
c'est bon
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:01 (four months ago) Permalink
Garts
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:02 (four months ago) Permalink
never noticed allium making any inroads on fragrancing my farts.
brassica on the other hand. oh boy.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:52 (four months ago) Permalink
listening to Bruce Hornsby, masturbating
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 05:56 (four months ago) Permalink
(glad I remembered the comma)
thanks for checking in!
― ogmor, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:40 (four months ago) Permalink
were you using zing in the other hand
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:44 (four months ago) Permalink
"Listen to the Mandolin Wank..."
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:57 (four months ago) Permalink
Some things'll never change...
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:45 (four months ago) Permalink
Super spicy Sichuan hotpot apparently falls into the “hurts going in and out” category, along with Thai food. Mexican and Indian are in the “hurts going in only” category.
― joygoat, Saturday, 22 December 2018 23:21 (four months ago) Permalink
gf got me a squatty potty for xmas. absolutely loving it tbh
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:19 (three months ago) Permalink
really? like a major difference?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:30 (three months ago) Permalink
yeah, just satisfying good transit at normal times, less strain at bad times. not a game-changer if you have like serious constipation issues or whatever i wouldn't think, but definitely an improved way of crapping
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:32 (three months ago) Permalink
only a fool with no self-respect would neglect to master the art of the dump
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2019 18:35 (three months ago) Permalink
also this being tmi i can say this: i have always been a more frequent shitter than the average person (my dad occasionally would call me by the nickname "Pato" - duck in Spanish - when i was growing up) so marginal gains in that department are maybe more important to me than other people.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:40 (three months ago) Permalink
feel like the squatty potty works as a tool to retrain your stance and muscle memory to the extent you're doing things more effectively even without it, eventually
― mh, Monday, 7 January 2019 19:02 (three months ago) Permalink
I got a colonic once and the woman automatically put the squatty potty thing in front of the toilet after.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2019 19:19 (three months ago) Permalink
It was an odd day when I got a sponsored FB ad with the header "<Vague Crush> Likes SQUATTY POTTY".
But not as odd as when I'd be up late and see she'd tag her then-boyfriend in the comment sections on stories about anorgasmia and related topics.
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 January 2019 22:51 (three months ago) Permalink
had blood in my stool recently so tomorrow I'm getting a camera put up my butt (not a colonoscopy, literally just a camera into the anus to look for internal hemorrhoids)
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:12 (two months ago) Permalink
Oh damn! Hope you're alright!
I had my first bout of prostatitis last week and boy howdy was that some pain! Fortunately, I ran right up to the urgent care clinic and the cipro they gave me took care of things in about a day.
― peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:30 (two months ago) Permalink
i'll be stoked if i have internal hemorrhoids tbh. not unduly worried about anything more nefarious at work
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:33 (two months ago) Permalink
gl
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:40 (two months ago) Permalink
best of luck
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 01:10 (two months ago) Permalink
i have internal haemorrhoids which is totally nbd. i had one of the three banded this morning, the whole procedure of finding them and banding one of them took less than a minute.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink
... congratulations? i feel weird congratulating you on that.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (two months ago) Permalink
no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (two months ago) Permalink
good news
now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?
― mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:59 (two months ago) Permalink
yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 20:00 (two months ago) Permalink
I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:47 (two months ago) Permalink
had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:58 (two months ago) Permalink
have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (two months ago) Permalink
can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:11 (two months ago) Permalink
need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf
― mh, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:07 (two months ago) Permalink
Yes
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:15 (two months ago) Permalink
pics or it didn't happen
― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:28 (two months ago) Permalink
suffice to say
im dredging here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (two months ago) Permalink
under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:50 (two months ago) Permalink
this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:06 (one month ago) Permalink
sorry you’re missing out this week dude
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:18 (one month ago) Permalink
I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...
Rats
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:27 (one month ago) Permalink
something something periscope something something
(something something twitch something something)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:37 (one month ago) Permalink