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- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:02 (seven years ago) link

wow

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:03 (seven years ago) link

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (seven years ago) link

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (seven years ago) link

you aren't embracing the concept

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:06 (seven years ago) link

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:12 (seven years ago) link

ok tell me more about that

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) link

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) link

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:58 (seven years ago) link

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:00 (seven years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:12 (seven years ago) link

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (seven years ago) link

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (seven years ago) link

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:20 (seven years ago) link

Have fun with that.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:21 (seven years ago) link

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:25 (seven years ago) link

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:28 (seven years ago) link

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (seven years ago) link

the tax clamato

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (seven years ago) link

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (seven years ago) link

how do I killfile this thread

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (seven years ago) link

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (seven years ago) link

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) link

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) link

xp xp xp xp

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) link

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (seven years ago) link

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (seven years ago) link

cool

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (seven years ago) link

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (seven years ago) link

clamato is delicious actually

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (seven years ago) link

TMI

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Over the line

Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (seven years ago) link

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (seven years ago) link

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (seven years ago) link

let us know if you start shitting cotton

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (seven years ago) link

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (seven years ago) link

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (seven years ago) link

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) link

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (seven years ago) link

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (seven years ago) link

there for posteriority

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (seven years ago) link

put a towel down, carry on, imo

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (seven years ago) link

words to live life by

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (seven years ago) link

my period is late

sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (seven years ago) link

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Oh damn! Hope you're alright!

I had my first bout of prostatitis last week and boy howdy was that some pain! Fortunately, I ran right up to the urgent care clinic and the cipro they gave me took care of things in about a day.

peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:30 (six months ago) link

i'll be stoked if i have internal hemorrhoids tbh. not unduly worried about anything more nefarious at work

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:33 (six months ago) link

gl

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:40 (six months ago) link

best of luck

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 01:10 (six months ago) link

i have internal haemorrhoids which is totally nbd. i had one of the three banded this morning, the whole procedure of finding them and banding one of them took less than a minute.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:22 (six months ago) link

... congratulations? i feel weird congratulating you on that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (six months ago) link

no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (six months ago) link

good news

now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?

mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:59 (six months ago) link

yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 20:00 (six months ago) link

I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:47 (six months ago) link

had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:58 (six months ago) link

have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:11 (six months ago) link

need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf

mh, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:07 (six months ago) link

Yes

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:15 (six months ago) link

pics or it didn't happen

macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:28 (six months ago) link

suffice to say

im dredging here

cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (six months ago) link

under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here

cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:50 (six months ago) link

this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:06 (five months ago) link

sorry you’re missing out this week dude

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:18 (five months ago) link

I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...

Rats

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:27 (five months ago) link

something something periscope something something

(something something twitch something something)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:37 (five months ago) link

five months pass...

Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery

convinced the site will come undone when i do

yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:26 (two weeks ago) link

Isn’t Dr Nick the name of the crackpot simpsons doctor? That is never a good sign.

Hoping everything holds together for you

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 17:27 (two weeks ago) link

safe crapping

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:30 (two weeks ago) link

i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:20 (two weeks ago) link

fucking Disney fanboys

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:31 (two weeks ago) link

this is unpleasant

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:33 (two weeks ago) link

so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:37 (two weeks ago) link

lets just say i don't have such stones anymore

anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:55 (two weeks ago) link

would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:00 (two weeks ago) link

Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.

Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:16 (two weeks ago) link

There's a time to shit and a time for God
The last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:18 (two weeks ago) link

hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:16 (one week ago) link

prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:19 (one week ago) link

no, she only calls when there's "news"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:34 (one week ago) link

wow, guess you better get a cell phone

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:40 (one week ago) link

nice try

maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:47 (one week ago) link

so yeah, balls still ache round the clock

hoping to get hooked on painkillers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 12:43 (one week ago) link

ugh I’m sorry to hear that

Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 13:06 (one week ago) link

xref to scored a goal ffs thread

last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:39 (one week ago) link

So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.

Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:44 (one week ago) link

*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month*

I hear you, man

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:00 (one week ago) link

Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:05 (one week ago) link

But hey...Vegas.

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:05 (one week ago) link

I've got haemorrhoids again

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 August 2019 01:42 (one week ago) link

I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.

I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 02:48 (one week ago) link

had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2019 08:31 (one week ago) link

Yesterday i had a first.

In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 August 2019 18:25 (five days ago) link

how you coming along here morbs?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:17 (one minute ago) link


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