what's happening to our borad TMI

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

wow

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

you aren't embracing the concept

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

ok tell me more about that

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

Have fun with that.

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

the tax clamato

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

how do I killfile this thread

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

xp xp xp xp

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

cool

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

clamato is delicious actually

TMI

Over the line

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

let us know if you start shitting cotton

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

there for posteriority

put a towel down, carry on, imo

words to live life by

my period is late

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

Oh damn! Hope you're alright!

I had my first bout of prostatitis last week and boy howdy was that some pain! Fortunately, I ran right up to the urgent care clinic and the cipro they gave me took care of things in about a day.

i'll be stoked if i have internal hemorrhoids tbh. not unduly worried about anything more nefarious at work

gl

best of luck

i have internal haemorrhoids which is totally nbd. i had one of the three banded this morning, the whole procedure of finding them and banding one of them took less than a minute.

... congratulations? i feel weird congratulating you on that.

no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for

good news

now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?

yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later

I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.

had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while

have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it

can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here

need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf

Yes

pics or it didn't happen

suffice to say

im dredging here

under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here

this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/

sorry you’re missing out this week dude

I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...

Rats

something something periscope something something

(something something twitch something something)

Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery

convinced the site will come undone when i do

yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff

Isn’t Dr Nick the name of the crackpot simpsons doctor? That is never a good sign.

Hoping everything holds together for you

safe crapping

i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes

fucking Disney fanboys

this is unpleasant

so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?

lets just say i don't have such stones anymore

anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains

would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?

Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.

Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.

There's a time to shit and a time for God
The last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd

hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!

prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it

no, she only calls when there's "news"

wow, guess you better get a cell phone

nice try

maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.

so yeah, balls still ache round the clock

hoping to get hooked on painkillers

ugh I’m sorry to hear that

xref to scored a goal ffs thread

last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange

So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.

Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates

*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month*

I hear you, man

Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.

But hey...Vegas.

I've got haemorrhoids again

I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.

I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.

had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning

Yesterday i had a first.

In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.

how you coming along here morbs?