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- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:02 (nine years ago) link

wow

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:03 (nine years ago) link

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (nine years ago) link

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (nine years ago) link

you aren't embracing the concept

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:06 (nine years ago) link

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:12 (nine years ago) link

ok tell me more about that

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (nine years ago) link

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (nine years ago) link

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:58 (nine years ago) link

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (nine years ago) link

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:12 (nine years ago) link

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (nine years ago) link

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (nine years ago) link

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:20 (nine years ago) link

Have fun with that.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:21 (nine years ago) link

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:25 (nine years ago) link

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:28 (nine years ago) link

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (nine years ago) link

the tax clamato

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (nine years ago) link

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (nine years ago) link

how do I killfile this thread

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (nine years ago) link

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (nine years ago) link

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (nine years ago) link

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (nine years ago) link

xp xp xp xp

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (nine years ago) link

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (nine years ago) link

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (nine years ago) link

cool

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (nine years ago) link

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (nine years ago) link

clamato is delicious actually

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (nine years ago) link

TMI

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Over the line

Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (nine years ago) link

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (nine years ago) link

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (nine years ago) link

let us know if you start shitting cotton

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (nine years ago) link

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (nine years ago) link

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (nine years ago) link

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (nine years ago) link

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (nine years ago) link

there for posteriority

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (nine years ago) link

put a towel down, carry on, imo

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (nine years ago) link

words to live life by

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (nine years ago) link

my period is late

sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (nine years ago) link

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (nine years ago) link

Grumbly guts.

peace, man, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:27 (ten months ago) link

Being bloated and having a fat stomach all the time and/or stomach cramps, which is the stage before the shits, which are by that time probably a great relief.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:51 (ten months ago) link

bloated, big bag of bloatation

peace, man, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:58 (ten months ago) link

yeah definite bloating and abdominal discomfort as quotidian state of being

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:01 (ten months ago) link

My husband has something similar, jim, and it’s miserable - he’s had it most of his life, has tried to get diagnosis/medical treatment to no avail. Various diets haven’t effected any improvement. Everyone insists it’s gluten and/or dairy but he’s mostly vegan and we spent two weeks in Italy a couple years ago, where he ate way more bread and pasta than usual plus cheese and gelato. I’ve done lots of research on this for him and it’s a really understudied area of health.

Recticare is great for pain around an inflamed butt; a portable bidet bottle is useful for travel; Metamucil can help (he eats an extremely high fiber diet but also takes like 12 Metamucil caps a day and def notices things are worse if he doesn’t). He’s also had some success with this supplement called Endefin, when things are really bad. Apparently it tastes horrendous but does help.

The “quotidian state of being” re stomach pain etc is otm. It’s a really horrible condition to live with, esp because it’s such a TMI subject.

just1n3, Friday, 29 May 2020 08:06 (ten months ago) link

I took a late shower today and had picked up my clothes to smell my t-shirt to see if I should change it or put it back on, which is how I ended up inadvertently mashing my own dirty underwear in my face and taking a huge sniff.

(so serious) (DJP), Friday, 29 May 2020 17:01 (ten months ago) link

Started ADHD medication ( which is like hen's teeth for adults in the UK ) and feeling alternately great and fucked. keep drinking my normal amount of coffee forgetting I've already got plenty of stimulant coursing thru. And alcohol hangovers seem worse.

thomasintrouble, Monday, 1 June 2020 21:25 (ten months ago) link

I just crapped with a back brace on in the hospital, exactly as doctors have longed to see for a week

(yes I was on a toilet)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:37 (ten months ago) link

i say this with genuine love: good for you!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:41 (ten months ago) link

(yes I was on a toilet)

bit inconsiderate, if these coprodocs have been fanging to watch

massage angry pixels (sic), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 20:28 (ten months ago) link

So I have the sort of opposite prob to Jim - I have IBS-C which mean I have a BM around 2-3 times per week. It’s gotten progressively worse over the past five years but my main symptoms are severe and incredibly painful bloating where nothing fits and I look pregnant but my stomach is hard as a rock. I am also nauseous a lot of the time and it’s just awful. I’m trying to eat low FODMAP but it requires so much planning. Right before lockdown the doc ordered a bunch of tests to rule out coeliac and IBD but I haven’t had the chance to get them done yet. The bloating is particularly awful because I have some pretty bad body dysmorphia on the best of days so it’s a never ending cycle of physically feeling like shit and then obsessing over how my body looks because of the bloating and I’m just so tired of it.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:39 (ten months ago) link

bah that sounds really awful enbb, i'm sorry. i wish i had something more helpful to say. the fodmap thing has always sounded bananas to me. my mom was on it for awhile and it was incredibly complex just to like, order a pizza!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:50 (ten months ago) link

uugghhh ENBB that SUCKS, every part of it, the stress of dysmorphia on top of physical pain sounds truly horrible. I really really really want the best things for you and I hope they find some good breakthrough shit for you to manage this!!!

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:33 (ten months ago) link

Aww, thanks both. Yeah, it sucks. It also feels like I’ve been sort of dismissed by doctors repeatedly who just say oh that’s just IBS nbd and maybe it is “just IBS” but for me the symptoms are actually a very big deal and I just want to get the tests done to rule out anything else.
I’ve definitely had to stay home from work and cancel plans because of it but even when it’s not flaring you badly it’s something I deal with almost every day in some way.

TH - eating out is so hard which is why I get frustrated and just eat what I want a lot of the time but then feel sick. It is so hard avoiding things like onions and garlic for instance. A) They’re delicious but B) They’re in everything!! Anyway to anyone else suffering with this I feel you and I’m sorry.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 4 June 2020 07:58 (ten months ago) link

That's horrible, ENBB! Ugh why are our bodies so stubborn about what is and isn't good for us. I would love to say that FODMAP stuff looks like hippie BS but unfortunately it mirrors my reactions entirely too well. I'm especially bummed that now AVOCADOS seem to be giving me symptoms which is just...WHAT WILL YOU NOT TAKE FROM ME?

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:31 (ten months ago) link

It won't take any shit from her - that's the problem!

(sorry to hear this for both of you)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:58 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

i have a question/comment/or concern. friday night i ate a pretty normal dinner and some wine that i got from the sale rack. it was a naturally fermented wine and it tasted kind of bad, like stinky cheese. it tasted warm even though it was chilled. i got used to it but wouldn't buy again. anyway a couple hours later i got VERY sick but only for 10 minutes or so. couldn't decide whether i wanted to puke or had diarrhea. then i got a very, very loud ringing in my ear and became extremely sweaty. i felt horrible. i thought i was dying. i did get diarrhea, then it was over and i quickly rebounded to feeling 90% good. the only weird thing i ate was the wine. so the next day i was like, i really don't believe this gross wine did this to me and i drank it again (yes, i'm stupid, i do things like this all the time, i don't know what's wrong with me, this is not the point). nothing bad happened. finished the bottle sunday with no ill effects. what was this? anyone ever get tinnitus and food poisoning like symptoms?

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:58 (eight months ago) link

i hate to say it but have you considered getting a covid test? weird bouts of nausea can be a symptom. tinnitus was one of the symptoms when i got it (and i still have it now, many months later). i don’t want to be alarmist but i’d maybe try to get one.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:19 (eight months ago) link

i guess you're right. NO other symptoms, though? ever?

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:21 (eight months ago) link

i think it can be extremely variable. but yeah who knows.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:24 (eight months ago) link

i think i had this a couple times when i was already dehydrated / heat-strokey?

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:33 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

In the hospital, rightly label a fall risk, on weird antibiotics.

Thanks to those I think I've shit the bed at least 8 or 9 times today.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:14 (five months ago) link

^^underrated Radiohead lyric.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:15 (five months ago) link

you think you have but you haven't, or you've done it so much that you can't count?

Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:46 (five months ago) link

Lost count.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 01:14 (five months ago) link

I like to think the ward nurses just wheel in a new bed every 40 minutes, swap you over, and throw the last one out the window.

Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2020 01:32 (five months ago) link

What happened?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:16 (five months ago) link

XP Nah, they just roll me over, clean me up, and change the pad under me.

The first time they used a bedpan, but things were too fast and furious to stay that course.

This was topped by three final attacks during a shift change, with me sitting in my own shit watching Anderson Cooper for an hour waiting for who actually was my night nurse.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:22 (five months ago) link

Huge abcess on the back of my thigh. Antibiotics gave me the shits.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:24 (five months ago) link

...and today's my birthday.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:26 (five months ago) link

How huge is huge

calstars, Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:29 (five months ago) link

Maybe four or five inches of hard stuff that softens and tapers down to my knee.

Tl;Dr; lapsed diabetic injured himself in same place in household accidental falls earlier in the month, thought it was just really stiff muscles. Was very wrong.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:40 (five months ago) link

Aww damn :(.

Happy birthday, even if it's not feeling amazing right now.

Hope you feel better soon.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:42 (five months ago) link

Sorry dude. Year has nowhere to go but up!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 29 October 2020 03:15 (five months ago) link

Feel better, man.

peace, man, Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:13 (five months ago) link

That is ROUGH and I hope it all clears up swiftly. I remember being scoured clean by antibiotics I took for a bad tooth once, some moments of great panic looking for a restroom.

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:35 (five months ago) link

sorry about yr abcess. last time i was on antibiotics it gave me a yeast infection. preferable to shitting oneself imo. and happy birthday? today is mine. happy birthday to us!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:39 (five months ago) link

Antibiotics are the worst except for all the things they save us from. Happy birthday!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:41 (five months ago) link

happy birthdays grisso and harbl!!

sarahell, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:54 (five months ago) link

ditto happy birthdays!

Sorry for your troubles Grisso :(

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:58 (five months ago) link

They've ended up putting me in diapers.

Had a wound pump installed this morning. Should be interesting.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:15 (five months ago) link

can't believe you're not listing 'obscure songs i heard in the hospital'

good luck man <3

mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:51 (five months ago) link

There's no music in this hospital :-(

Maybe I'll blast some Replacements or Northern Soul off Spotify later.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:59 (five months ago) link

Yikes! Good wishes for you and all your seeping holes.

edited for dog profanity (sic), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:39 (five months ago) link

Wound Vacuum, don't know where pump came from.

So many people have handled my genitals and butthole the past few days.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:56 (five months ago) link

Saying hello and get better Grisso

From the toilet, where i am currently sitting

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:59 (five months ago) link

Man, that is rough. I remember my diabetic sister having to deal with an abscess right at the top of her ass crack. I don’t recall antibiotics trouble, just a PHN coming every day to change out the packing materiel.

just1n3, Friday, 30 October 2020 22:40 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

^^^ https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/symptoms-causes/syc-20376329

They're supposed to be so painful. A coworker had one last year and it took months to heal.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:30 (three months ago) link

To clarify - I don't have one. I was saying (two months later) that that was what Justine's sister probably had.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:31 (three months ago) link

I've had one, two of my kids have had them, my father had one, both of my parents-in-law have had one. They are a drag.

All cars are bad (Euler), Sunday, 10 January 2021 14:07 (three months ago) link


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