what's happening to our borad TMI

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

wow

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

you aren't embracing the concept

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

ok tell me more about that

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

Have fun with that.

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

the tax clamato

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

how do I killfile this thread

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

xp xp xp xp

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

cool

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

clamato is delicious actually

TMI

Over the line

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

let us know if you start shitting cotton

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

there for posteriority

put a towel down, carry on, imo

words to live life by

my period is late

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.

as in smell, sound .... ? Does the bathroom have bad ventilation / an inadequate fan?

Is the bathroom like the Flintstones

Smell and sound. Theres no bathroom I know of that neutralises shit smells and sounds as it comes out, ymmv

Dropping boulders?

Then some fucking sloth comes out and complains about being used as toilet paper?

xp

Yesterday while wanking I suddenly got a headache. It was better within an hour, but Googling the symptoms fed the hypochondria monster.

oh the sex headache (coital cephalgia) is totally fine and common and probably nothing serious. has happened to me on occasion going back 15 years or so.

when it's happened to me it has hurt like hell and the first time it happened i thought something was seriously wrong with me and freaked the fuck out

xxp- i have had work bathrooms where the vent fan sounds like an airplane taking off - it pretty much overpowered any unamplified bodily sound

ah! that would be nice tbh

the bathroom was right next to my work area ...

not so nice.

the bathroom i go to is about 100 metres from my desk

oh the metric system, now there's the real problem.

feel like I may have psychic powers after standing in the restroom thinking "wow, that guy in the stall needs to learn about the courtesy flush" only for him to perform said maneuver a moment later

Is he jacking off or ... idgi

He's wiping his ass with a put upon rodent

Describe the rodent

It's a shit-stained guinea pig with a Queens accent saying "you think you got it bad? This guy just wiped his ass with me!"

I’ve found the best, cleanest single-seater bathroom in my work neighborhood and I’m quite proud of my discovery but I will never tell anyone

courtesy flush = shit sitting in the bowl is so awful you flush before your business is finished to remove the offending object before you poop more or do your paperwork

it also can help hide bad noises, but in this case, the smell

The key is to also hook strings to the other unoccupied toilets to nake them alternate flushes so you create a relaxing ocean sound for the other users

Prehistoric courtesy flush = you murder the guinea pig before it has a chance to bellyache to your neighbor

I sometimes wonder wtf these people are eating

Thinking of you, Dr. M.

I’m always eating super spicy garbage and washing it down with high gravity beers, so my search for the ideal latrine of solitude is (was) altruistic as well as being a personal goal.

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

suck it up buddy

Double gross

Women’s toilets are disgusting Jim, that’s not going to rank in the top 100 worst things that happens in there that day

I'm in favour of all gender bathrooms (I'm friendly with an NB person who was one of the people who campaigned for them to be introduced at our university) and not complaining,it's just an observation of what is ultimately a silly personal foible based on personal insecurity

i definitely thought gender segregated bathrooms were more or less about making sure that someone you might want to fuck doesn't hear you take a big noisy shit. but of course that only works for the straights. single seaters are the only real way forward here afaict

Which then leads to awkward walk-ins when the person sitting on the can forgets to lock the door.

I'm friendly with an NB person

initially read this as 'new brunswick person'

I'm in favour of all gender bathrooms (I'm friendly with an NB person who was one of the people who campaigned for them to be introduced at our university) and not complaining,it's just an observation of what is ultimately a silly personal foible based on personal insecurity

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

yeah, i didn't want to totally be dismissive considering one of the reasons i'm holding out for an all-genders bathroom is not wanting to make cis people uncomfortable by using a gendered bathroom, but for real bathrooms are a challenge for me, and part of that challenge is worrying about cis bathroom panic

so there's this great combination of being on a pretty strong diuretic and trying desperately to hold it whenever i go anywhere

fortunately for me my social anxiety means that i have a hard time going out anywhere in public for any length of time

all public bathrooms should have white noise or music piped in. Or have those japanese optional buttons to make sounds in your stall.

women's public bathrooms are disgusting. it's because of all the hovering and the blood/hormonal poop explosions.

My mate selection rubric includes a column for how raunchy and insidious their splats are.

two different festivals I went to had all gender bathrooms and the differences were striking, mostly because of the crowd

the first was in a space where they obviously just rebranded the man/woman restrooms as generic. It took me until the third visit to realize one of them had urinals. I stand at one, only to be startled as the door opens then immediately slams shut multiple times. It turns out that when you open the door, the first thing you see is the backs of people standing at urinals so it was women opening the door and then going "nope!" before wandering to the other.

The second was at somewhere with restroom lines, and one restroom had urinals at a weird spot where, after turning the corner, you immediately got a side view of all the urinals, no dividers or blocking walls. But there were as many people going into stalls in groups (hmmmm) as women searching out a usable stall. So I guess everyone saw my junk, but they were probably more interested in their business, anyway

somewhere in a restaurant in a ski resort in france there is a unisex toilet with cubicles and sinks and urinals, barely hidden behind a divider and with a mirror on the opposite wall.

I was also irritated that the one time I actually needed to sit on a real toilet was when all these shady characters were hanging out in groups in the toilets and I ended up with the single stall in the entire venue that was MISSING A TOILET SEAT

I was desperate and now know what it's like to hover, and will be avoiding hovering for the rest of my life

unisex bathrooms are pretty normal here in France, not ubiquitous but common

er, maybe unisex isn't what I mean, un-gendered is what I mean, whereas everyone just uses the same bathroom, regardless of gender identity

toilet stall walls that go all the way to the floor and up considerably higher than normal are essential

also, none of the doors with a large enough gap between the door and frame to see in, please

maybe one of those helpful indicators when the stall door is locked by showing green/red

When i was a kid I was doing some bus tour of taiwan and I distinctly remember us making a rest stop. I went in through the women's bathroom door which was right next to the men's door, but both doors went into the same room.

My mom's family's house only had an outhouse bathroom where the squat toilet hole just opened down the side of the mountain. It had a lot of spiders and lizards. It was terrifying.

in one of the buildings in which I teach, the ungendered bathrooms have one room with two urinals but there's no door to this room, which is a little more hardcore than usual, but whatever, it's not like watching someone take a piss should be that big a deal, particularly when you just see them from the back

toilet stalls are completely walled off from one another, so there aren't peeping worries generally

In our bathrooms at work, there is a gap between the back wall and the back of the stall that's a little bigger than it should be.

The mirrors are unfortunately positioned to where one could inadvertently see a reflection of someone sitting on the near toilet if you turned your head the right way.

People began to notice and complain about it and nothing was done. There were no peeping tom issues or anything, but people felt uncomfortable.

For about two years, someone in the bathroom on my floor was filling the gaps with toilet paper origami. Like he was wasting sheets and sheets of TP and making little TP bouquets and other things and shoving them in the gaps in the toilet.

It stopped eventually so I assume he either stopped worrying or got fired for wasting massive TP.

ime American toilet cubicles in general have massive gaps around the doors and under/ over, compared to UK. I think I first used one in SF airport and thought it must be a security thing (??!) but no, just an American thing.

the funniest thing about the restrooms in the building I currently work in is that the floor is too shiny. I tend to ignore it, but coworkers who can't assure me that they can see the outline of the guy in the next stall looking at his phone on the toilet

in one of the (gendered) restrooms in my building the tile wall is too shiny and the gap between the cubical frame and the wall is such that you can fully see dudes sitting on the crapper by accident while at the urinals

don't wanna say I'm constipated, but let's just say the bible virus about a camel passing through the eye of a needle is feeling very relevant atm

I broke my leg recently and was on narcotics for over a month, the longest I’ve had to take them. Good lord, I just about had to take a nap after some of those workouts.

And by workouts, I mean massive slow-motion creaking shits.