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- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:02 (eight years ago) link

wow

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:03 (eight years ago) link

"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (eight years ago) link

Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (eight years ago) link

you aren't embracing the concept

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:06 (eight years ago) link

-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:12 (eight years ago) link

ok tell me more about that

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (eight years ago) link

because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (eight years ago) link

Word? No, it's really not a big deal.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:58 (eight years ago) link

There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (eight years ago) link

Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:12 (eight years ago) link

guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread

- pickin my arse

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (eight years ago) link

ya true

Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) link

Derailing is all I know, man. :/

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing

Out! Really nbd.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:20 (eight years ago) link

Have fun with that.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:21 (eight years ago) link

I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) link

I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:28 (eight years ago) link

That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (eight years ago) link

the tax clamato

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (eight years ago) link

my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (eight years ago) link

how do I killfile this thread

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (eight years ago) link

I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (eight years ago) link

I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (eight years ago) link

that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (eight years ago) link

xp xp xp xp

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (eight years ago) link

took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (eight years ago) link

guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday

forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (eight years ago) link

cool

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (eight years ago) link

I used to eat these as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig

and well

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (eight years ago) link

clamato is delicious actually

homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (eight years ago) link

TMI

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Over the line

Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (eight years ago) link

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (eight years ago) link

let us know if you start shitting cotton

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (eight years ago) link

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (eight years ago) link

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (eight years ago) link

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (eight years ago) link

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (eight years ago) link

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (eight years ago) link

there for posteriority

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (eight years ago) link

put a towel down, carry on, imo

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (eight years ago) link

words to live life by

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (eight years ago) link

my period is late

sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (eight years ago) link

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (eight years ago) link

hernia, good? (still 'uncomfortable')

Big Stuff, not so good

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (three months ago) link

time to switch to hydrox. sending hopes prayers and sanitized wipes your way.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:34 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:05 (one month ago) link

Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:46 (one month ago) link

as in smell, sound .... ? Does the bathroom have bad ventilation / an inadequate fan?

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:07 (one month ago) link

Is the bathroom like the Flintstones

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:18 (one month ago) link

Smell and sound. Theres no bathroom I know of that neutralises shit smells and sounds as it comes out, ymmv

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:24 (one month ago) link

Dropping boulders?

Then some fucking sloth comes out and complains about being used as toilet paper?

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:27 (one month ago) link

Yesterday while wanking I suddenly got a headache. It was better within an hour, but Googling the symptoms fed the hypochondria monster.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:33 (one month ago) link

oh the sex headache (coital cephalgia) is totally fine and common and probably nothing serious. has happened to me on occasion going back 15 years or so.

when it's happened to me it has hurt like hell and the first time it happened i thought something was seriously wrong with me and freaked the fuck out

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:35 (one month ago) link

xxp- i have had work bathrooms where the vent fan sounds like an airplane taking off - it pretty much overpowered any unamplified bodily sound

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:36 (one month ago) link

ah! that would be nice tbh

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:36 (one month ago) link

the bathroom was right next to my work area ...

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:37 (one month ago) link

not so nice.

the bathroom i go to is about 100 metres from my desk

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:38 (one month ago) link

oh the metric system, now there's the real problem.

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:40 (one month ago) link

feel like I may have psychic powers after standing in the restroom thinking "wow, that guy in the stall needs to learn about the courtesy flush" only for him to perform said maneuver a moment later

mh, Monday, 28 October 2019 22:02 (one month ago) link

Is he jacking off or ... idgi

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 22:46 (one month ago) link

He's wiping his ass with a put upon rodent

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:48 (one month ago) link

Describe the rodent

sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:02 (one month ago) link

It's a shit-stained guinea pig with a Queens accent saying "you think you got it bad? This guy just wiped his ass with me!"

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:11 (one month ago) link

I’ve found the best, cleanest single-seater bathroom in my work neighborhood and I’m quite proud of my discovery but I will never tell anyone

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:32 (one month ago) link

courtesy flush = shit sitting in the bowl is so awful you flush before your business is finished to remove the offending object before you poop more or do your paperwork

it also can help hide bad noises, but in this case, the smell

mh, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:33 (one month ago) link

The key is to also hook strings to the other unoccupied toilets to nake them alternate flushes so you create a relaxing ocean sound for the other users

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:35 (one month ago) link

Prehistoric courtesy flush = you murder the guinea pig before it has a chance to bellyache to your neighbor

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:37 (one month ago) link

I sometimes wonder wtf these people are eating

mh, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:37 (one month ago) link

Thinking of you, Dr. M.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:52 (one month ago) link

I’m always eating super spicy garbage and washing it down with high gravity beers, so my search for the ideal latrine of solitude is (was) altruistic as well as being a personal goal.

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:58 (one month ago) link

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

suck it up buddy

Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:01 (one month ago) link

Double gross

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:07 (one month ago) link

Women’s toilets are disgusting Jim, that’s not going to rank in the top 100 worst things that happens in there that day

gyac, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:10 (one month ago) link

I'm in favour of all gender bathrooms (I'm friendly with an NB person who was one of the people who campaigned for them to be introduced at our university) and not complaining,it's just an observation of what is ultimately a silly personal foible based on personal insecurity

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 04:19 (one month ago) link

i definitely thought gender segregated bathrooms were more or less about making sure that someone you might want to fuck doesn't hear you take a big noisy shit. but of course that only works for the straights. single seaters are the only real way forward here afaict

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 09:45 (one month ago) link

Which then leads to awkward walk-ins when the person sitting on the can forgets to lock the door.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 12:44 (one month ago) link

I'm friendly with an NB person

initially read this as 'new brunswick person'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 13:15 (one month ago) link

I'm in favour of all gender bathrooms (I'm friendly with an NB person who was one of the people who campaigned for them to be introduced at our university) and not complaining,it's just an observation of what is ultimately a silly personal foible based on personal insecurity

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

yeah, i didn't want to totally be dismissive considering one of the reasons i'm holding out for an all-genders bathroom is not wanting to make cis people uncomfortable by using a gendered bathroom, but for real bathrooms are a challenge for me, and part of that challenge is worrying about cis bathroom panic

so there's this great combination of being on a pretty strong diuretic and trying desperately to hold it whenever i go anywhere

fortunately for me my social anxiety means that i have a hard time going out anywhere in public for any length of time

Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 13:42 (one month ago) link

all public bathrooms should have white noise or music piped in. Or have those japanese optional buttons to make sounds in your stall.

women's public bathrooms are disgusting. it's because of all the hovering and the blood/hormonal poop explosions.

Yerac, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 13:47 (one month ago) link

My mate selection rubric includes a column for how raunchy and insidious their splats are.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 14:38 (one month ago) link

two different festivals I went to had all gender bathrooms and the differences were striking, mostly because of the crowd

the first was in a space where they obviously just rebranded the man/woman restrooms as generic. It took me until the third visit to realize one of them had urinals. I stand at one, only to be startled as the door opens then immediately slams shut multiple times. It turns out that when you open the door, the first thing you see is the backs of people standing at urinals so it was women opening the door and then going "nope!" before wandering to the other.

The second was at somewhere with restroom lines, and one restroom had urinals at a weird spot where, after turning the corner, you immediately got a side view of all the urinals, no dividers or blocking walls. But there were as many people going into stalls in groups (hmmmm) as women searching out a usable stall. So I guess everyone saw my junk, but they were probably more interested in their business, anyway

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:01 (one month ago) link

somewhere in a restaurant in a ski resort in france there is a unisex toilet with cubicles and sinks and urinals, barely hidden behind a divider and with a mirror on the opposite wall.

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:06 (one month ago) link

I was also irritated that the one time I actually needed to sit on a real toilet was when all these shady characters were hanging out in groups in the toilets and I ended up with the single stall in the entire venue that was MISSING A TOILET SEAT

I was desperate and now know what it's like to hover, and will be avoiding hovering for the rest of my life

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:08 (one month ago) link

unisex bathrooms are pretty normal here in France, not ubiquitous but common

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:22 (one month ago) link

er, maybe unisex isn't what I mean, un-gendered is what I mean, whereas everyone just uses the same bathroom, regardless of gender identity

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:23 (one month ago) link

toilet stall walls that go all the way to the floor and up considerably higher than normal are essential

also, none of the doors with a large enough gap between the door and frame to see in, please

maybe one of those helpful indicators when the stall door is locked by showing green/red

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:32 (one month ago) link

When i was a kid I was doing some bus tour of taiwan and I distinctly remember us making a rest stop. I went in through the women's bathroom door which was right next to the men's door, but both doors went into the same room.

Yerac, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:33 (one month ago) link

My mom's family's house only had an outhouse bathroom where the squat toilet hole just opened down the side of the mountain. It had a lot of spiders and lizards. It was terrifying.

Yerac, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:38 (one month ago) link

in one of the buildings in which I teach, the ungendered bathrooms have one room with two urinals but there's no door to this room, which is a little more hardcore than usual, but whatever, it's not like watching someone take a piss should be that big a deal, particularly when you just see them from the back

toilet stalls are completely walled off from one another, so there aren't peeping worries generally

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:39 (one month ago) link

In our bathrooms at work, there is a gap between the back wall and the back of the stall that's a little bigger than it should be.

The mirrors are unfortunately positioned to where one could inadvertently see a reflection of someone sitting on the near toilet if you turned your head the right way.

People began to notice and complain about it and nothing was done. There were no peeping tom issues or anything, but people felt uncomfortable.

For about two years, someone in the bathroom on my floor was filling the gaps with toilet paper origami. Like he was wasting sheets and sheets of TP and making little TP bouquets and other things and shoving them in the gaps in the toilet.

It stopped eventually so I assume he either stopped worrying or got fired for wasting massive TP.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:53 (one month ago) link

ime American toilet cubicles in general have massive gaps around the doors and under/ over, compared to UK. I think I first used one in SF airport and thought it must be a security thing (??!) but no, just an American thing.

kinder, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:34 (one month ago) link

the funniest thing about the restrooms in the building I currently work in is that the floor is too shiny. I tend to ignore it, but coworkers who can't assure me that they can see the outline of the guy in the next stall looking at his phone on the toilet

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:45 (one month ago) link

in one of the (gendered) restrooms in my building the tile wall is too shiny and the gap between the cubical frame and the wall is such that you can fully see dudes sitting on the crapper by accident while at the urinals

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:52 (one month ago) link


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