washing your junk after sex

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OptionVotes
Male - Not wash my junk after sex 25
Male - Wash my junk after sex 21
Female - Wash my junk after sex 5
Female - Not wash my junk after sex 5


tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2, Sunday, 31 July 2011 11:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i54.tinypic.com/nnut5e.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 31 July 2011 11:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

not DIRECTLY after no....but a shower yes

Neanderthal, Sunday, 31 July 2011 15:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOW INDIRECTLY?

tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2, Sunday, 31 July 2011 16:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

okay, no

Neanderthal, Sunday, 31 July 2011 16:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

getting too far away from accepting & embracing that sex is generally kinda sweaty is a negative, imo. it isn't like coming home from work and wanting to get the funk off and feel clean; it's the kind of remnant feeling you should be okay with, i think, with there being no need to starkly delineate it happening and then you being all clean.

sitcom neighbor (schlump), Sunday, 31 July 2011 16:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's exactly like working under a car

dell (del), Sunday, 31 July 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

that smells like semen

Neanderthal, Sunday, 31 July 2011 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

nope

homosexual II, Sunday, 31 July 2011 17:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

should be an option for catholic, scrub self down after sex then head to confession

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 July 2011 17:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Much more concerned about being clean before than after.

Trip Maker, Monday, 1 August 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

sarahel, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

also after sex co-shower can be pretty fun imho \(o_O)/

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 19:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

You can't sleep and wash up at the same time

leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

― sarahel, Monday, August 1, 2011 3:03 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

Kerm, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

also lol this is not about taking a shower cuz you're sweaty.

Kerm, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

I wonder how males' responses would break down among cut/uncut.

time to put it in hi geir (WmC), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

What if you're just rubbing the infections and diseases into your skin?!?

mh, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

fwiw I just search out a bottle of mouthwash and dip my genitals in it

mh, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

Is it really that bad to just take a shower after I've woken up?
ILX makes me feel like a bad person sometimes.

Trip Maker, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

I wonder how males' responses would break down among cut/uncut.

can we factor this into all ilx polls?

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sitcom neighbor (schlump), Monday, 1 August 2011 20:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaha

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 20:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

getting too far away from accepting & embracing that sex is generally kinda sweaty is a negative, imo. it isn't like coming home from work and wanting to get the funk off and feel clean; it's the kind of remnant feeling you should be okay with, i think, with there being no need to starkly delineate it happening and then you being all clean.

― sitcom neighbor (schlump), Sunday, July 31, 2011 6:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

This... this is pure poetry. Sing it Schlump!

i don't understand why people would not do this, you can get infections and diseases!!!

― sarahel, Monday, August 1, 2011 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I just.... you must hate having sex...

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse. Screw thinking it is "wrong" or "dirty".

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 00:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

are we talking UTI - uhh, other than that, what kind of infections or diseases?

homosexual II, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah I don't really think that line thinking is correct. It's a good idea for girls to pee after if they're prone to UTIs but other than that there's no reason to get up and wash immediately afterwards as far as I know.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

It reduces possibility of like HPV and herpes a little, but imo if that's a bridge you're crossing regularly then you provably have it in a routine and it's not what most people do.

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

I mean, in my experience.

Also if your junk looks like a murder scene due to circumstances it kind of makes some sense? I dunno, that is kind of an outlier too

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

Like period sex? Well yeah but that's a whole other story imo

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm willing to have my junk washed after sex, but it seems rude to demand it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

I just.... you must hate having sex...

that's a ridiculous assertion! That's like saying, "You must take no joy in eating, since you don't like food that is moldy."

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

it takes quite a bit of time for things to get 'mouldy' i'd imagine?

ie I don't think the question is 'do you ever wash your junk'

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah feeling "ew must clean up" the moment yr done seems a bit dispiriting to me (going to toilet aside).

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

depending on the circumstances, an over-ripe odor can happen pretty quickly

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

sarahel i agree w/ u for once. sometimes it smells like penguins after sex, and ain't no cure but a washin' up

remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

hence the need for more poll options detailing what kind of sex necessitates post-sex showers

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

like I'll usually wash up if I just took a facial but if all I did was a little shrimping I don't see the need to get all over-meticulous about things

feel a need to just auto-redact this post on the one hand, and to stand by it on the other

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

no point in drawing that line if you refuse to cross it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

Am I alone in thinkin if yr junk smells bad or unpleasant enough to want to shower it off after sex, maybe you need to be seeing a doctor?

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

bacterial vaginosis

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

I think the proper analogy is, after eating a 9 course meal with lobster, steak, a vanilla sundae topped off with apple pie, do you brush your teeth before you go to bed?

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

sure, if I'm sleeping at my own place

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

so do all you people voting "no" only have sex before sleep?

sarahel, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

Well, there's no shower in my car

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

Heh.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

Actully in my case I'd say "about 70% of the time yeah".

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

But hang on we're not talking about "eventual showering" here, right?

We're talking about "finish the deed and immediately go rinse yer things off". Which is ... nuts.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh man one time when I was drunk and had been out at a bbq place I thought it'd be hilarious to put a bunch of those little hand wipes from the bbq place in my nightstand next to condoms. Of course, I only remembered when I went to grab a condom and pulled out ye olde moistened hand towel and just about cracked up

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Which only brings the question: does wiping your junk off with a bbq wipe count as "washing"

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse. Screw thinking it is "wrong" or "dirty".

right on the money(shot)

time to put it in hi geir (WmC), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

xpost this is basically how i break it down to an extent.

one of the best things about sex is curling up/cuddling with the other person afterwards, which you can't do if you immediately get up to wash yer crotch. likewise if you get up to use the shower, they may follow you in, and then it might lead to more sexual activity which ISN'T necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes when it's 4 a.m. you just wanna go to fuckin' sleep and your loins are worn out!

like i don't think anybody here is growing mushrooms on their sack, I usually shower the next morning and give a lil scrubdown and all is well in Whoville.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

And, y'know, not to overdetail but balls are hairy to go with it.

I have noticed this once or twice.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

belly button smells are really the worst non-butt human smells around

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

sorry tonsil stones are the worst

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

maybe if you put a tonsil stone into a belly button and then squirted some nutsmell into the belly button

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh yeah I did that once

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

it smelled pretty bad

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

I knew a guy who did that except he would expunge it into a cigar box

wait I think I got it mixed up

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

O_ok what in the fuck @ tonsil stones

life is a beautiful thing and so fucking gross

Kerm, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

tonsilloliths

call them by their unbearably elegant name

generous loller at dollies (sic), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

i think R'lyeh was built out of the tonsilloliths of the Old Ones..

Kerm, Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

Everyone I have asked about this topic irl (not coworkers) has responded "no, you crazy." sample size all male so far

mh, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

"...I'd like a double quarterpounder with cheese. btw, do you wash your balls after fucking?"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

Why are y'all always smelling your belly buttons? Don't you have to be super flexible to do that anyway?

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sniffing your belly button is a sign of the devil

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

sniffing your junk, however . . .

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

if your belly button is pungent enough, you don't have to bend to smell it....same with your balls

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 00:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wow dude you've got some pungent balls if you don't even need to make a token effort to smell them

Like that is leaving nutsmell territory and heading straight to nutstench

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

at that point you can see the stink lines

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

who are you, giorgio nutodor

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

i rarely have the problem above tho. I shower every day you see. sometimes more than once.

xpost lol

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2011 01:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's fucking great to be locked together and eventually fall asleep after, with the atmosphere, bodily fluids, heat, love, all still there in between youse.

Me Three.

I knew of a lady who liked morning sex and would get dressed afterward, occasional secretions still leaking down her legs beneath her skirt or slacks. She told me it reminded her of the prior night's (or morning's) lovemaking so she liked it. I liked her attitude.

I voted male/don't wash, but most of my experience has been with condoms which inherently make matters much tidier.

Lee626, Friday, 12 August 2011 11:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's worse, you smell like latex then and that's pretty unmistakable

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

but then you just have to wash up from the washing up, makes no sense

sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

lack of gold bathtub imo

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

do you have to wash up after cuddling? how about after a massage?

like I said, lack of imagination

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

i kind of like that there's an implied solitary dimension, almost like a what these hands hath wrought period of lone reflection outside of the room

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

also i would always wash up after cuddling if i wasn't wearing protection

http://sixuntilme.com/blog-mt1/images/April07/cable_knit_sweater.jpg

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

lack of imagination imo

I love post-coital showering too - except I sometimes get the urge to go at it again once we're clean and have walked back to the bedroom and dropped the towel(s). Now we're "dirty" again and need another shower....

Lee626, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

ppl are acting like post-sex washing up is always solitary, clinical experience

otm, afterwards I go out to the back and stand on a bare concrete slab and she turns the hose on me and yells a lot, it's good times

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah we're saving up for a pit but until then it's the slab

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

Interesting that so many people enjoy marinating in their own spunk or drawing out the sacred act of lovemaking into a ritual cleansing ceremony. Most times I either fall asleep or get the hell out of there

badg, Saturday, 13 August 2011 03:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

speaking of pastrami-flavored contraceptives, I ripped open a condom package a couple of weeks ago that smelled like peanut butter.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

when I see this thread title I hear it sung to the tune of Syd Barrett's "waving my arms in the air"

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

lol why do I have this thread bookmarked

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol otm

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh hey new answers in... oh, I have this bookmarked too

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

with the bookmark brouhaha I decided to look to see what I had bookmarked, since that's functionality I rarely use, and this thread was near the top

lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

tw1zt3d p0llst4rt3r 2 tapered off pretty quickly. not very twisted, imo.

beachville, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

"sometimes it smells like penguins"

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

withdrawal in disgust is not the same thing as apathy

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

this thread is a delight

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 February 2012 20:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

I just want you all to know that thanks to this thread, when I was caroling last year, I couldn't sing The Christmas Song without hearing "nutsmell wafting off my partner's face" and wanting to laugh

frogbs, stills, and nash (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 February 2012 20:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 February 2015 07:44 (four years ago) Permalink

sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex
sometimes it smells like penguins after sex

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 8 February 2015 12:47 (four years ago) Permalink

i can't stop laughing at all of this

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 8 February 2015 12:47 (four years ago) Permalink

well i mean,

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Sunday, 8 February 2015 14:03 (four years ago) Permalink


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