Fucking @ The Movies - C/D?

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angel of debt!!! monarch to the kingdom of the Fed... (San Te), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:16 (nine years ago) link

Fucking in the movies: Classic
Fucking at the movies: Dud

van smack, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Speaking as a once-upon-a-time movie theater employee: Dud.

The Future Of The Internet is Computers (R Baez), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:27 (nine years ago) link

http://grab.by/957Y

dud

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:31 (nine years ago) link

keep those thumbs away from me

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:32 (nine years ago) link

they look so young

The Future Of The Internet is Computers (R Baez), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:34 (nine years ago) link

I knew this was a San Te thread :)

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 04:39 (nine years ago) link

I dated an exhibitionist who always wanted to, uh, go down on me in a theater but I was never down for it. I think my fear of getting arrested would more than overwhelm whatever thrill I might get from the naughty aspect.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 05:46 (nine years ago) link

um

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 06:17 (nine years ago) link

so you're not seeing her anymore?

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 06:17 (nine years ago) link

smoking weed in a movie theater classic or dud

flopson, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 06:54 (nine years ago) link

I think the only slash fiction I've ever enjoyed has been a David & Margaret one.

sex cells (S-), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 07:10 (nine years ago) link

One of my aspirations is to do it in a "dangerous" area at least once. Doing it in a theater would be absolutely sleazy but I have a temptation to do it in some bigwig's office.

Is Aware That She Hasn't Replied Much Lately (MintIce), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 14:56 (nine years ago) link

If this were in TMI, the ball would be rolling.

Mystical Singles (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:48 (nine years ago) link

hmm yea can a mod move this there?

angel of debt!!! monarch to the kingdom of the Fed... (San Te), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone here ever noticed anyone else doing it? I've never done it in part because I always assumed it would be obvious

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:31 (nine years ago) link

no but we did catch a girl handjobbing her b/f in my mexican restaurant once

angel of debt!!! monarch to the kingdom of the Fed... (San Te), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:34 (nine years ago) link

Anyway, there are ways to do this in a movie theater that don't involve the removal of any clothing and, at least in a standard contemporary multiplex, unless you're attending a screening during the 11th week of Waiting for "Superman", this seems to be the way to go.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:16 (nine years ago) link

moved to iltmi. go forth and make terrible decisions.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:38 (nine years ago) link

It's the infra-red 'surveillance' for cameras that prevents this.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:51 (nine years ago) link

lol jjusten

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:53 (nine years ago) link

http://img.youtube.com/vi/ARvdUBkNoDU/0.jpg

Neu! romancer (dayo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:57 (nine years ago) link

no but we did catch a girl handjobbing her b/f in my mexican restaurant once

'in my mexican restaurant' sounds like a euphemism

Neu! romancer (dayo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:58 (nine years ago) link

cuz nothing says horny like mexican restaurant.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:52 (nine years ago) link

hey baby why dont you jerk me off in friendlys.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:53 (nine years ago) link

now that we're on TMI - with the above girl, I did manually stimulate her during a showing of Adventureland. The same showing where she walked out of the theater without her purse and by the time we ran back in (5 minutes later) one of the cleaning crew kids had jacked it. She proceeded to raise hell with the theater's off-duty cop/manager/etc., all the while I'm thinking inside "please don't let them go over all the surveillance footage, please god."

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:10 (nine years ago) link

one of the cleaning crew kids had jacked it.

oh you're talking about a purse

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:27 (nine years ago) link

got busy in the back row during the previews (!!) before a showing of xmen2.

we left twenty minutes into the movie.

...damn

orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 00:59 (nine years ago) link

it was like noon on a tuesday, we cut class to 'go to the movies' lol

yeah that's not a bad movie you missed there

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:02 (nine years ago) link

lol 'it was like noon on a tuesday'

Just read that as some euphemistic term of approval for awesome sex

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:03 (nine years ago) link

i've always wondered xp

yea X2 is fuckin awesome

orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:04 (nine years ago) link

but i suppose classical conditioning would give you a boner whenever the credits flashed so....

orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:05 (nine years ago) link

pavlov's dog's bone

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:09 (nine years ago) link

closest i've come was inappropriate fondling as michael tilson thomas conducted the san francisco symphony in mahler's sixth

mahler does go on, tho

mookieproof, Monday, 7 March 2011 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Have you guys never been to a drive-in movie?

rittah shpoaht (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

my parents took me and my brother to Beverly Hills Cop when I was 4, other than that, no

orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:37 (nine years ago) link

never been to a drive in, but we used to have to hire a bus to take us the 90 mins to the nearest cinema- served the same purpose, really

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:40 (nine years ago) link

you drove the bus inside the theatre?

orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:44 (nine years ago) link

AWESOME

nah, but if you can't get lucky as one of a busload of teenagers on a 90 min unsupervised bus journey home on a friday night after the movies...

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 01:49 (nine years ago) link

haha yeah some things went down on one of them one time

old hs gf told me once that the kids in marching band would set up human barricades so supervisors couldn't see the designees gettin busy

unsupervised, and about the only chance we'd get to get off the island w/out adults.

You best believe there were were things goin down

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2011 02:42 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

there's a reason to bring wet wipes to a theatre, just sayin'...there are some sketchy theaters here wehre worse happens

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 December 2019 03:25 (three months ago) link

Stadium seating makes this more challenging compared to being a teenager in a flat arthouse theater seeing The Decline of the American Empire.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 29 December 2019 01:14 (three months ago) link


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