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Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:09 (nine years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahaha

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:09 (nine years ago) link

i made a thread about gunging on 77 if thats your fancy

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:10 (nine years ago) link

i keep waiting for me to develop a fetish and then nothing happens

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:12 (nine years ago) link

I am guessing some p crazy things, until otherwise disproved...

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:13 (nine years ago) link

I think you'll all be underwhelmed, actually.

list format

1. stuck fetish (this got covered on G4 I think) -- either with sticky substances or 'stuck headfirst'. read up on it, I'm not describing.
2. girls with large hips/ass in proportion to rest of their body type. IE, average torso/average everything else/disproportionately large hips & ass but if you want to see a perfect example of what I mean, do an internet search for "m@l m@lloy".
3. inflation videos (again, do an internet search to see what I mean).

(more forthcoming as I think of em)

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:15 (nine years ago) link

4. jeans fetish (destruction of while wearing/crushing w/ jeans -- see J3ans-P0ny website for an example)

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:17 (nine years ago) link

2. girls with large hips/ass in proportion to rest of their body type. IE, average torso/average everything else/disproportionately large hips & ass but if you want to see a perfect example of what I mean, do an internet search for "m@l m@lloy".

feelin it bro

*kl0p* (deej), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:17 (nine years ago) link

not exclusively tho so i guess it doesnt count for me

*kl0p* (deej), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:17 (nine years ago) link

um ok someone else's turn

xpost lol

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Ok with all your posts and threads and polls about pooping I was p sure you were into "Harry Chapin material" aka scat.

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:18 (nine years ago) link

Gunging looks like a once in a while thing. Even with all the variety, it seems obtrusive.

This "stuck" fetish sounds interesting. Never even considered such a thing.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:18 (nine years ago) link

@abbott as much as I make poop jokes and all poop grosses me out more than anything in the world so I don't mix pleasure and poop

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:19 (nine years ago) link

inflation is tripping me out. a few too many viewings of willy wonka huh?

*kl0p* (deej), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:20 (nine years ago) link

xxpost I didn't even know it was a thing that other people were into until I saw it on G4 a few years ago.

xpost hahahaha dude there are some people that go way OTT with inflation sites. I mean it's downright freaky.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:21 (nine years ago) link

wow I have learned several things here this evening

thanks thread

wow

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:21 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, poop is forever off limits as it pertains to sex. Gross. Nasty. Digusting. Blech.

However, I've taken to watching piss videos every once in a while. Not convinced I'd ever want to be involved irl, but whatever. It's a fetish now, I guess.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:21 (nine years ago) link

I don't think I've even seen scat porn vids. I saw a pic when a friend sent it to me disguised as something else and almost vomited

seen pt3rodactyl porn tho

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:22 (nine years ago) link

would this be a stuck fetish thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU6gQ4g-qKM

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:22 (nine years ago) link

This "J3ans-P0ny" site also seems handy for people with a fet5ish for copy seemingly written by English language learners.

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:22 (nine years ago) link

k I will admit to having gone to a golden showers site once before. at the time it did the trick tho now not so much.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Michelle Malkin » Stuck on stupid: Obama's czar fetish
15 Jun 2010 ... The president's czar fetish is his crisis crutch — a desperate public-relations habit that he can't break. What 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue ...
michellemalkin.com/2010/06/.../stuck-on-stupid-obamas-czar-fetish/ - Cached

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Oh man a pterodactyl fetish would be so crippling. How does a person even get one of those? If I ever meet god, I am going to have all the wrong questions.

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:24 (nine years ago) link

xpost

@homosexual II -- that's one example yea. there's also good examples on "F@yth on F!re"'s website, one where chick gets stuck in a window.

@abbott -- yea, it's a german site, there's lots of broken English on it

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:24 (nine years ago) link

san te what are your thoughts on the panties fetish

23 24 (Z S), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:24 (nine years ago) link

i also recorded two audio recordings for p0rn f0r the bl!nd once, which is a site with audio recordings narrating what is happening on screen on p0rn sites.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link

i thought a fetish by definition meant u needed it to get off

*kl0p* (deej), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link

SO I am not really getting the "destruction" part of the "jeans fetish" form the aforementioned site. What did you mean, like seeing ppl accidentally rip their jeans, or something else?

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:26 (nine years ago) link

@Z S -- not into it personally but i can't really judge fetishes given the weird stuff i'm into.

I'm not into Vore, though (which is a fetish where peole enjoy watching fictitious videos of monsters eating women. I don't get it at all).

@abbott -- heh, this is where being a subscriber helped (god I feel lame). quite a few of the vids involved destroying the jeans while the women were wearing them.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:26 (nine years ago) link

course part of it was that it was a request site so people suggested what they wanted to see.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:27 (nine years ago) link

ok I am DONE talking about mine, you all go to town. lol

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:27 (nine years ago) link

there's a really good STUCK IN SLIME bit in this video. But it also results in a cockroach face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n4lVWFwFoM

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:28 (nine years ago) link

But I want to know abt deej's point: do you need a woman to be stuck while her jeans are inflated into destruction, or is this stuff just 4 fun and you can enjoy more ordinary sex?

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:29 (nine years ago) link

Go to 2:33 for stuck bit

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:29 (nine years ago) link

xpost ohh yea missed that. I don't 'need' these things per se, but usually prefer them to straightforward porn because of how mundane straightforward porn feels to me. so 4 fun, but I can get into 'normal' stuff too, I'm not like past the point of no return. thank god.

when it comes to actual sex tho, my sex life is as pedestrian as they come. I might as well be a Pilgrim that just likes fucking before marriage.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:31 (nine years ago) link

that's actually another fetish

23 24 (Z S), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:33 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:33 (nine years ago) link

do have to say when I was in the Crucible the Puritan chicks were looking mighty hawt

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:34 (nine years ago) link

So the jeans pony site says that there will be "loads of ass-pugging". Someone please to explain.

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:34 (nine years ago) link

and "no pornographie"
also remote controlling the jeans pony

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:35 (nine years ago) link

I'm not into Vore, though (which is a fetish where peole enjoy watching fictitious videos of monsters eating women. I don't get it at all).

there is a monster in the computer game "Quake" called the vore, an ugly little 3-legged thing. Years ago, for some reason I wanted to put a pic of it in a thread here, so I did a google image search for "vore". I was like, UH.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:35 (nine years ago) link

remote controlling the jeans pony - and all the other fillies!

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

i looked up about 5 urbandictionary definitions for pugging and can tell you not one of them applies to anything you'll find on that site

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

asses, asses, asses!

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

it has to be a typo - I assumed it should be plugging, right?

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

like, butt plugs?

I feel like Jeans Pony is totally into butt plugs.

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:37 (nine years ago) link

hahaha
That same image promises "Lingerine" so I am guessing they mean ass-plugging and not like a puppy thing

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:37 (nine years ago) link

yea there's no porn at all on J3ans-P0ny -- sexual stuff but no full out sex

xxpost maybe? Their command of English was never very good.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:38 (nine years ago) link

See? I'm too worried about what kind of river creatures could cause that woman some trouble to get off on it at all.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:38 (nine years ago) link

"subscribe to my page for more hot big booty and tiddie mixes"

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:54 (nine years ago) link

i know - "tiddie"!!!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:55 (nine years ago) link

"tiddie"?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:55 (nine years ago) link

so apparently these chicks are PAWGs - phat ass white girls

its kind of creepy because there are candid videos on youtube of women like shopping in Walmart and having their asses filmed

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not into in the wild voyeurism/stalking.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

my fav thing about m@l m@lloy = the term "PAWG" (phat ass white girl) which I have never come across before

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

fav thing besides the phat ass obv

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

xpost!

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (nine years ago) link

(wherein the subject hasn't given consent, that is...if it's on purpose, then YEAH!) xps to me

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:58 (nine years ago) link

I really hate that the dude who hosts her vids now tho hides half of em as 'easter eggs' on his very slow loading website.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:58 (nine years ago) link

not my fetish but one time my former best friend (who got kinda douchey in the last few years) asked publically, and unprovoked if anybody ever had a fart cause an orgasm, then proceeded to tell us (again without us asking) that one time hew as having sex and he farted and it totally ...uh...sent him over the edge.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:59 (nine years ago) link

illuminating thread!

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:23 (nine years ago) link

PAWG

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:26 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone ever read Boston and Shaun?

yes, that was some next-level wtf!

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:26 (nine years ago) link

dammit now everytime I open one of my special 'videos' i feel like everyone on ILX is watching

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:28 (nine years ago) link

now that would be hawt

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:46 (nine years ago) link

not as hot as Boston and Shaun, though
http://images.somethingawful.com/news/2004/09/20-bostonandshaun4.gif

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:48 (nine years ago) link

I have gone down the rabbit hole looking at this Vore stuff.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, February 1, 2011 9:53 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:12 (nine years ago) link

okay this vore fetish reminds me of a horror movie I watched as a kid. I remember there was this sort of horrible monster with lots of tentacles. the tentacles would maybe go underground? they would eat people. I remember this one shot, there's a house on fire, maybe the tentacle monster thing is inside, somebody gets snacked on, there's a shot of the poor victim entering the mouth of the tentacle.

dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:17 (nine years ago) link

okay this vore fetish reminds me of a horror movie I watched as a kid. I remember there was this sort of horrible monster with lots of tentacles. the tentacles would maybe go underground? they would eat people. I remember this one shot, there's a house on fire, maybe the tentacle monster thing is inside, somebody gets snacked on, there's a shot of the poor victim entering the mouth of the tentacle.

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:17 (7 hours ago)

I can remember a film something like this, except it wasn't a house it was a ship, but it was on fire, and some guy, or some guys did get eaten by some giant crappy CGI creature w tentacles all over the ship. I saw it on cable TV at my mother in laws place, I watched it all and lol'd loads, but I was pretty drunk as I usually am when staying there. I'm sure it was rubbish, and TBH I have no idea why I'm even posting this.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:26 (nine years ago) link

Is there anything about girls who like to wear labcoats with welder's masks or gas masks and big, black boots to kick you with?

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:52 (nine years ago) link

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/422893/422893,1254456326,1/stock-photo-beautiful-curly-girl-in-closed-welder-mask-38074858.jpg

This is almost too close, to tell you the trust. Yikes! Rule 34 indeed...

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:57 (nine years ago) link

the truth

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:57 (nine years ago) link

lol you just made me think of that scene from Black Books where Bernard's hiding from the rain in a porno store and the guy is like "buy somethign or get out" so he keeps making up ore ridiculous film titles "have you got anything specifically with senior registered nurses" and no matter what he came up with the guy had it.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:45 (nine years ago) link

I just found this pic amongst pics of the blizzard and I thought of this thread

http://i.imgur.com/3ZbgX.jpg

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:34 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/la/livingroom.jpg

Jesse, Saturday, 16 July 2011 04:05 (eight years ago) link

The chick or dude with its head buried is less fetishistic than the tree growing through the coffee table in lieu of a leg

Lee626, Sunday, 17 July 2011 03:25 (eight years ago) link

That pug's got a swank little pad there

cave duel (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:13 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

huh, i don't really understand these fetishes. i mean, to each their own. i'm definitely more of a standard BDSM type guy, though i do have a penchant for knife-play.

bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:45 (eight years ago) link

the problem with the welder's mask one, i've come to realize, is that blowjies are o-u-t OUT.

kkvgz, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:10 (eight years ago) link

you've shit in a guy's mouth and you don't understand a blue jeans fetish?

and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:23 (eight years ago) link

i mean, i *understand* most to all fetishes, i just don't get excited by them myself.

bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:54 (eight years ago) link

though the stuck headfirst thing is one i just *don't get.*

bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:56 (eight years ago) link

one disappointing thing about fetish-y stuff is if you have something you're into, in most/all pornographic representations of it it'll invariably be completely over-the-top, 100% focused on the fetish itself to the exclusion of most context, which is like...I am probably not a person with actual fetishes so idgi but like: if I'm into something, that doesn't mean I want that to be The Whole Fuckin' Deal because that's kinda like when some awkward coworker finds out you some TV show or movie or something and then mentions it in every conversation you have

idk, i feel like if you like to have someone shit on you, it's hard not to make, you know, having someone shit on you be the whole fuckin deal

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:19 (eight years ago) link

sure yeah but aren't most paraphilia a lot milder than that?

Part of the appeal of some fetishes might be transgression, and if the fetish is the whole thing without context, then the contrast of normal v transgression is lacking. I hope that makes sense.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:33 (eight years ago) link

Or forget "transgression". I just mean that contrast is important. Even in mundane, traditional porn, the set-up of the cable guy visiting causes the subsequent fucking and sucking to stand out.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:40 (eight years ago) link

sure yeah but aren't most paraphilia a lot milder than that?

I debated back and forth on this before deciding that yes, ponyplay is pretty much exactly as bewildering to me as coprophagy

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:52 (eight years ago) link

though the stuck headfirst thing is one i just *don't get.*

― bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Friday, August 12, 2011 1:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

don't want to presume too much about the fetishists but it probably has something to do with rapey fantasies

dayo, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:18 (eight years ago) link

I mean, it's kind of like walking in a forest and discovering that comely sculpted fir tree over there has a real live, wet vagina in it. And it can't go anywhere.

dayo, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:21 (eight years ago) link

I believe that would be the point where I would be trying to figure out who gave me acid

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:24 (eight years ago) link

lol lol

bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Friday, 12 August 2011 21:32 (eight years ago) link

can ILX ever draw any conclusion where it isn't accusing someone else of rape or rape-like tendencies?

shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:27 (eight years ago) link

"Would you eat an ice cream cone in public?"
"What am I, a rapist?"

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:32 (eight years ago) link

xpost

A+

shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:32 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

In the past few weeks I've been seeing so much amazing fetish art. It's not always that I like the art technique (much of it I don't) but there's a lot of amazing design sensibilities and things I never associated with fetish art. There's quite a few women artists who depict nothing but warrior women being brutally killed in battle and some of it is incredibly well researched, as if the historically accurate costumes are just as important as anything else to the kink. And this woman who draws and posts photos of women in massive and elaborate dresses. And people who like to see other people struggling in the wind with big fluttery clothes.

I've always been troubled by looking at so much of this art because it isn't wholly consistent with my art tastes. I've drifted away from comics, videogames, anime and movies with lots of cgi to a large degree because I find the roteness of most it unpleasant (and digital coloring). But a lot of the fetish art keeps me coming back despite not liking the technique.
There's a bit of a fear of being around artists whose work I only like parts of but wouldn't champion them; I want to look at their work, be around them and talk to them sometimes but I'm afraid of offending them because I dont like their techniques (I've always been afraid of knowing comedians because I hardly like any comedy even 50%). But there's still so much good in there that I get something important out of it.

It might sound old fashioned but a big part of me will probably always believe that beautiful technique and fresh observation is good for you in the same way as I believe people should be around grass, trees and plants as much as they can reasonably manage. Art needs lots of time spent on it.

Most fetish artists make very commercial looking art and I wish that they would take more time on it, but I think they're sometimes prone to just getting the bare fetish essentials in the work. And some of them have no ambitions to be a great artist, they just want to share their interests. But I can't completely let go of wanting everything to have beautiful technique and fresh observation.

I was also afraid (I've sometimes talked of having 3 terrible years of Pure OCD). I've often wanted to be simpler but I know now that it would just be pretending and I don't think it's healthy anymore to try to be only into unambiguously nice things (some of which would still bother some people). The surface appearances of fetishes can be extremely deceptive and as your interests in these things evolve, their natures can eventually seem very different or become something else entirely. Don't ever think you know for sure what other people's fetishes are really about.
As I've decided to actively explore all the fetishes I'm interested in (many of them I genuinely don't know if I'm actually "into" them), I feel wholer and better than I have in years; and really excited. Fear will always fuck me up far more than any fetish could.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 2 May 2020 21:54 (three weeks ago) link

Also: I wonder if it's normal that "I can't get into his/her art style" should be a barrier for looking at certain fetishes.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 2 May 2020 21:58 (three weeks ago) link


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