have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

I miss unregistered:

fuck a bunch of this

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)

bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm

I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom

Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ

nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent

like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....

classic aries

he wasn't an aries

FUCK

clearly a Virgo

"it appears your dick is in retrograde"

for the record, a Scorpio -- born w/mercury retrograde actually!

look it’s just a bit cold okay and anyway this is a bad angle xp

Texas, ever at the forefront of progressive legislation, has criminalized unsolicited dick pics!

https://jezebel.com/it-is-now-illegal-to-send-an-unsolicited-dick-pic-in-te-1837802763

I had a few friends that were in a burlesque troupe which of course attracted some undesirable elements. So they got quite a few dick pics.

So they would doxx the dudes and ask their FB friends to troll the fuckers to death.

You'da thought the dick-transmitters would have been smart enough to spoof their numbers, but...nope.

They should be illegal!

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

Xxpost

what I want to know actually -- is do dudes take a new picture of their dick prior to sending, or do they have a pre-curated dick pic portfolio?

it's called "dickollage"

was it over or under 6" that should tell you

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

it isn't like the dude held a tape measure up to it ... I have no idea!

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

now I'm tempted to post Nick Offerman's old headshot to the thread as it's thematically appropriate

Xxpost maybe he used the metric system too cmon now

Xpost lol i just looked it up and...yeah

the previously existing "critique my dick pic" tumblr leads me to believe that there could be definite reuse of pictures. if you make the effort to craft a good photo, why not get some mileage out of it?

otoh maybe it's more like learning the rules of good photography and once you've learned the correct lighting and angles, the mise en scène, you can just manufacture good pics on demand

idk, maybe it's like having a bad hair day -- sometimes you just aren't going to get a good result atm, so you use a pre-existing pic? Though the context, at least my sense of it is, that it is supposed to be contemporaneous to illustrate the fellow sending it is hard for the recipient?

stock cock photos

that’s why i always plop my wang next to today’s newspaper

*plop* there it is

I didn't sleep much last night, sorry everyone

evocative

like the fish market wrapping tomorrow's catch in yesterday's paper

dickollage! lolllllllll

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

I lolled very hard at this

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

*plop* there it is

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, September 9, 2019 1:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

Scuse me sonny, you know where I can find some

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

I am now hearing the Blondie song "Hanging on the Telephone" in a new way

also OPP = Original Penile Portraiture

You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dickpics

the ploppening

I gave my love a dick pic
That had no bone

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink

he sent dick pics in a fever
harder than a pepper sprout
we've been talking about Houston
ever since the fire went out
because unsolicited dick pics are now illegal in the state of Texas

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It was just a dickpic

I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

You could also try "... DAD????"

Q: why would anybody do this

Toxic masculinity?