have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

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no 34
yes 15


kkvgz, Monday, 24 January 2011 01:22 (eight years ago) link

no

kkvgz, Monday, 24 January 2011 01:22 (eight years ago) link

no

clang honk tweet (Pashmina), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:27 (eight years ago) link

i have heard a lot about people getting in trouble for it these days.

kkvgz, Monday, 24 January 2011 01:27 (eight years ago) link

nope

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:31 (eight years ago) link

no fucking way, I am v v against this. I mean, I am v v against myself doing it.

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:32 (eight years ago) link

dear lord no

blank frack (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

I can barely stand to look at myself in the mirror naked, no way I'd inflict the sight on anyone else.

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

Voted yes by accident. I am crap at the internet today.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:02 (eight years ago) link

Always nice to be beaten to the punch on self-loathing!
I do kind of love the phrase "an erotic photograph" though.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:09 (eight years ago) link

yes, i have

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:17 (eight years ago) link

I sent this bitch a picture of my dick.

sectarian chicken (mh), Monday, 24 January 2011 03:09 (eight years ago) link

Yes.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 January 2011 04:24 (eight years ago) link

yes, i have

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 23, 2011

Yes.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, January 23, 2011

hahaha these dudes are like, damn right it was erotic

zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 04:41 (eight years ago) link

Voted yes by accident. I am crap at the internet today.

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 January 2011 05:10 (eight years ago) link

fuck a bunch of this

alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 January 2011 05:36 (eight years ago) link

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Monday, 24 January 2011 05:43 (eight years ago) link

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2011 05:49 (eight years ago) link

there's something kind of unappealing about the idea of getting a nude photo of someone over a phone. I especially don't get doing it when you haven't slept with the person yet.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 January 2011 06:04 (eight years ago) link

no

just johnin' (crüt), Monday, 24 January 2011 08:13 (eight years ago) link

No cos my phone can't even do such things. Er. not that I would otherwise, geez.

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Monday, 24 January 2011 10:36 (eight years ago) link

surprised i made it to the end of the thread without someone digging up the picture of jordan's weiner. the legacy of dom i guess.

anyway, no, i haven't.

travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 11:24 (eight years ago) link

Have not sent, but have received. And a tastefully erotic daguerrotype from a lovely woman of means it was.

From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:56 (eight years ago) link

read that as darraghtype and thought oh dear

travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:26 (eight years ago) link

still kind of amazed this is a thing

don't think my phone is capable of it anyway

read before patoing (history mayne), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:30 (eight years ago) link

no fish eye lens, braggin^

zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 14:40 (eight years ago) link

loool

read before patoing (history mayne), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:43 (eight years ago) link

I could take a lot of pictures of myself, but I don't know if any of them would be 'erotic'

that's kind of some "eye of the beholder" shit

sectarian chicken (mh), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:09 (eight years ago) link

heh yes

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:17 (eight years ago) link

but it was with my then girlfriend

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:17 (eight years ago) link

who did u guys send it to? :/

zvookster, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:18 (eight years ago) link

xpost we were both doing a one act where she had to wear a revealing costume and I did full frontal, and despite how great she looked she was real nervous about it so to ease her mind I sent her a revealing pic of myself on the phone, which made her feel better.

then another time I sent her a ridiculous comedy nude pic of me wearing an Aladdin-esque costume with no pants

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:19 (eight years ago) link

iltmi, once read u can't unread it

zvookster, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:20 (eight years ago) link

yes, many times.

sometimes i'm flipping through pics on my phone to show people and one of my erect penis shows up and it's like, "uh" but then i'm like, "well, you can see it anytime you want anyway, whatever"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:50 (eight years ago) link

an ex sent me naked pictures of herself, I sent her a dickture, we both agreed to delete immediately

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:35 (eight years ago) link

only ascii, does that count?

e.g. boobies :-)8-<

StanM, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:42 (eight years ago) link

those can't be real.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:54 (eight years ago) link

never seen boobs grow out of a chin before

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:55 (eight years ago) link

haha "dickture"

clang honk tweet (Pashmina), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:06 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:01 (eight years ago) link

I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, January 24, 2011 12:49 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit this is the most accidentally insulting thing I have ever said

for some reason I thought you were Abbott and she'd just mentioned someone at one point saying that to her one time so I tried to make a joek and instead I made a verymean :(

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:04 (eight years ago) link

ahahaha. fwiw I knew it was a joke but didn't know it was for Abbott.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:09 (eight years ago) link

Hahaha. I thought that was hilarious but sort of out of character for Stevie!

Re the poll, there should be consideration given to whether participants have sent moving pictures. Or talkies.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:13 (eight years ago) link

Or ribald telegrams.

kkvgz, Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:25 (eight years ago) link

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

teen laqueefah (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:30 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 28 January 2011 00:01 (eight years ago) link

yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Danzig, with tears in my eyes (DavidM), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:17 (eight years ago) link

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Johnny Fever, Friday, 28 January 2011 00:25 (eight years ago) link

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

An Artily Shot Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 28 January 2011 01:18 (eight years ago) link

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Friday, 28 January 2011 02:04 (eight years ago) link

Xxpost maybe he used the metric system too cmon now

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:07 (two months ago) link

Xpost lol i just looked it up and...yeah

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:07 (two months ago) link

the previously existing "critique my dick pic" tumblr leads me to believe that there could be definite reuse of pictures. if you make the effort to craft a good photo, why not get some mileage out of it?

otoh maybe it's more like learning the rules of good photography and once you've learned the correct lighting and angles, the mise en scène, you can just manufacture good pics on demand

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:26 (two months ago) link

idk, maybe it's like having a bad hair day -- sometimes you just aren't going to get a good result atm, so you use a pre-existing pic? Though the context, at least my sense of it is, that it is supposed to be contemporaneous to illustrate the fellow sending it is hard for the recipient?

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:30 (two months ago) link

stock cock photos

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:35 (two months ago) link

that’s why i always plop my wang next to today’s newspaper

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:35 (two months ago) link

*plop* there it is

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:36 (two months ago) link

I didn't sleep much last night, sorry everyone

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:36 (two months ago) link

evocative

like the fish market wrapping tomorrow's catch in yesterday's paper

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:37 (two months ago) link

dickollage! lolllllllll

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:37 (two months ago) link

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

I lolled very hard at this

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:44 (two months ago) link

*plop* there it is

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, September 9, 2019 1:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

Scuse me sonny, you know where I can find some

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:44 (two months ago) link

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

I am now hearing the Blondie song "Hanging on the Telephone" in a new way

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:51 (two months ago) link

also OPP = Original Penile Portraiture

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:54 (two months ago) link

You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dickpics

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:56 (two months ago) link

the ploppening

fremmes with neppavenettes (rip van wanko), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:58 (two months ago) link

I gave my love a dick pic
That had no bone

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:00 (two months ago) link

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:07 (two months ago) link

he sent dick pics in a fever
harder than a pepper sprout
we've been talking about Houston
ever since the fire went out
because unsolicited dick pics are now illegal in the state of Texas

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:08 (two months ago) link

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It was just a dickpic

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:22 (two months ago) link

I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:22 (two months ago) link

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:42 (two months ago) link

You could also try "... DAD????"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:14 (two months ago) link

Q: why would anybody do this

Non stop chantar (crüt), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:19 (two months ago) link

Toxic masculinity?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:19 (two months ago) link

No ish with consensual sharing, obviously sending unsolicited pics should be illegal everywhere

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:37 (two months ago) link

what if you’ve got a really great hog tho

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:40 (two months ago) link

My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".

Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.

I have no idea what the law is here though.

She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:49 (two months ago) link

i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:53 (two months ago) link

seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:58 (two months ago) link

that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:00 (two months ago) link

Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:03 (two months ago) link

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:28 (two months ago) link

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:28 (two months ago) link

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

Yerac, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:31 (two months ago) link

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:33 (two months ago) link

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:54 (two months ago) link

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:55 (two months ago) link

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (two months ago) link

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (two months ago) link

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:58 (two months ago) link

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maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:03 (two months ago) link

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (two months ago) link

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:28 (two months ago) link

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (two months ago) link

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:54 (two months ago) link

big fat horselover dick

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (two months ago) link


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