I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Troye Sivan was briefly mentioned at this week's j0rdan-Morbz bar night, re that imminent Boy Erased movie.

Way too much young manflesh in that movie

guys I am kidding, I have made out with SO many ppl under 40

i was impressed

I turned 39 last week and my boyfriend turns 26 next week. Dating younger men sucks. I mean, I love him and we're like, gonna live together, it seems? But it sucks for my self-esteem. We work out together and his body just goes "sproing" and he looks like an action figure. I constantly worry that he's just gonna wake up one morning, regard my desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck this!"

or look at your desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck THIS!"

No TMI to share (I couldn't, I can't) but we're a year-and-a-half a couple today and it is really great, he is great, his problems are manageable, his qualities are too numerous to mention, I adore him

ah i'm bummed i missed this sudden flocking to the tmi well

i would totally do a bad boy hangout w/ morbs of 20 years ago. and i was kidding about generic tribal tattoos and meth, yuck. might have to stomp around to some progressive trance in palm springs tho. steve that was legit the highlight of 2017 for me.

i'm kind of grossed out by younger guys tbh.

any chance of an LA side trip map??

also hi guys. not much TMI to report (or uh, that i care to report) except to say i did a bit of canoodling at the first place mentioned here not long ago: https://www.gayoutdoors.org/page.cfm?typeofsite=storydetail&id=560&storyset=yes

omg dr, there definitely is

i really love outdoor clothing optional spots. none around here but i went skinny-dipping in the colorado a bunch this summer.

i like *my* younger guy but seemingly we only fuck around every 6-10 months

also he likes to talk about Dennis Cooper and Michel Legrand so, uh, not a typical 24yo

sounds like a good dish if too infrequent

sex is a dish best served young

i'm still holding on to my hotel reservations for a solo trip to palm springs, but i'm wavering. i'm afraid i'm going to hate it. i'm starting to think i'm going to be happier trying to save some money and splurging on, um, a winter blanket instead. sorry for the most un-tmi post ever.

I've heard Palm Springs boasts versatile old gays and spectacularly desperate and hot young ones, bored of dealing with the versatile old gays. You'll do fine.

i'm bored of dealing with the desperate and hot young ones, and the old open couples just make me wish for an ltr, which i'm increasingly skeptical is a good idea for me. anyway, i do want to be around some goddamn queers for a few days and fuck a lot, so i'm going to go and enjoy it for what it is, not what i want to have.

thanks for the vote of confidence

I'll mix you a Negroni and we'll hit Wynwood.

word

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

My Gay Dotage is the title of a Philip Larkin collection.

Whenever I read an article about global warming, I feel like my life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure wherein only the decisions that cause me to motivate everyone else toward radical reduction of carbon emissions etc. will result in a non-tragic ending, and that I've been making page-after-page-after-page of inadequately unengaged decision-making and I can't fathom why I haven't thrown everything else up in my life to pursue severe radical activism to hopefully even save at least one, two lives

But anyway, in other news, I had gay sex yesterday and it was very good

just gonna call it all floodwater sex henceforth

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

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i feel this. i actually canceled my trip--for a bunch of reasons but mainly because it didn't seem like i'd actually enjoy it. if you ever get the hankering for a really beautiful trip, may i recommend moab, utah. there are 12,000 foot mountains very close (like within 10 miles) but it's mainly about the high desert, colorado plateau, juniper and pinyon, navajo sandstone rock alcoves, etc.

i know there are a few of you coughdroppers who would enjoy a good disco mix, so i'm posting this here (downloads enabled so steal that shit, it's all ripped from vinyl and sounds really fucking good imho)

https://soundcloud.com/mattpiercedc/unicorns-i-have-known

the thing about living in the sticks though is you miss being around queer people. as disappointing as they can be.

i am lucky though in that ii have an amazing queer roommate. it's astonshing that she's 24 years old. she has so many qualities that inspire me. not every day you luck into a friend.

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/pXwiyt5

https://i.imgur.com/j07rplN.jpg

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

Robert Creely poen?

no but if you're interested i have some creely anthologies to sell you

happy 2019 ilx gays
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*0vrqj5Zn-jD4z0xOa6BBMw.jpeg

the last week has been especially fertile and kinky for me.

i'm seeing this boy who likes being a sub to my dom. he knows this major fetish/dom/leather player who runs parties etc. said player decided to vacation where we live for a few days staying at the hotel where my boy works so we all met for a threesome. he brought ... a leather straightjacket, an electro shock torture thingy, a paddle, a piss gag, tons of stuff that we didn't use. i discovered i'm enthusiastically into piss play. it was intense and cool and fun.

i wrapped a chain-lock necklace around the boy's neck the other night and that was all really hot. of course i'm not serious enough to take the key away. and then this morning some dude on a road trip from santa barbara to brooklyn hits me up and that ended up being really sexy and satisfying.

i'm on this trip where i'm not coming unless i'm with someone else, which is good inasmuch as it is making me reach out to other people more often. i genuinely feel better / more energetic. i mean obviously fuck alt-righters etc.

can i just say, it's really nice to have hot sex with someone you like

Yes I agree. I have been having some sex with a man I like very much

two thumbs up

cool. mine's too busy flyin' around.

I love having sex with men I like a little.

Martin Luther King said, shag who ye want and if anybody doesnt like it shag them too x

love good sex

:3

hi clouds!

i'm currently only experiencing "new boyfriend lives in another country" sex which is really good sex when i can get it

My boyfriend wants to relocate to Berlin for a year with me and I'm pretty sure it's because he wants to spend a year in a sling at the Berghain
I think I should marry this dude tbh

man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight

Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly

isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?

"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."

tsk I was goin for Streetcar