I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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I've only made out with one man over 45.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:52 (two years ago) link

Counting down the days til I turn 40 bb

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:58 (two years ago) link

i've only ever fucked men within like 1 or 2 years of me age wise in either direction. i've never been particularly attracted to men older than me tho i've found as my age rises so does that of the men i find attractive. these younger boys are kinda fun tho.

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 19:00 (two years ago) link

On Labor Day weekend I did a staycation at the Biltmore in Coral Gables for a night. My parents and nieces came over for dinner. After a glass of wine w/Mom at the bar mid-afternoon waiting for Dad, I took my nieces to the gift shop to buy expensive plush toys. The young man working the counter was a real prince to them, lavishing praise on their choices and especially the prices. We made eye contact and I asked him if he was working that night.

Several hours later after dinner, I hung out bullshitting with him at the shop. It was pretty dead. Turns out he was an FIU student, architecture major. We discussed the Troye Sivan album released earlier that day; this part is hazy because I was not sober. I did give him my room number. Fifteen minutes after eleven he knocked on my door. He took his shoes and socks off, which was strange: who takes their socks off first thing? We made out for a couple minutes. Then he stopped, buttoned his shirt, hugged me, thanked me for a nice night, and left. I think I came on too strong? idk

The socks thing was weird.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:07 (two years ago) link

Musta been an ILX sock.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (two years ago) link

ILX socks have sharper tongues.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (two years ago) link

I’ve never made out w anyone under 40

This is where I'd put a clip of Woody Allen telling Mariel Hemingway, "I've always encouraged you to see boys your own age..."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:48 (two years ago) link

Troye Sivan was briefly mentioned at this week's j0rdan-Morbz bar night, re that imminent Boy Erased movie.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:49 (two years ago) link

Way too much young manflesh in that movie

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:52 (two years ago) link

guys I am kidding, I have made out with SO many ppl under 40

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:59 (two years ago) link

i was impressed

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 20:00 (two years ago) link

I turned 39 last week and my boyfriend turns 26 next week. Dating younger men sucks. I mean, I love him and we're like, gonna live together, it seems? But it sucks for my self-esteem. We work out together and his body just goes "sproing" and he looks like an action figure. I constantly worry that he's just gonna wake up one morning, regard my desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck this!"

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:45 (two years ago) link

or look at your desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck THIS!"

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:47 (two years ago) link

No TMI to share (I couldn't, I can't) but we're a year-and-a-half a couple today and it is really great, he is great, his problems are manageable, his qualities are too numerous to mention, I adore him

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 22:24 (two years ago) link

ah i'm bummed i missed this sudden flocking to the tmi well

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:38 (two years ago) link

i would totally do a bad boy hangout w/ morbs of 20 years ago. and i was kidding about generic tribal tattoos and meth, yuck. might have to stomp around to some progressive trance in palm springs tho. steve that was legit the highlight of 2017 for me.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:40 (two years ago) link

i'm kind of grossed out by younger guys tbh.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:41 (two years ago) link

any chance of an LA side trip map??

also hi guys. not much TMI to report (or uh, that i care to report) except to say i did a bit of canoodling at the first place mentioned here not long ago: https://www.gayoutdoors.org/page.cfm?typeofsite=storydetail&id=560&storyset=yes

donna rouge, Saturday, 22 September 2018 23:10 (two years ago) link

omg dr, there definitely is

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:17 (two years ago) link

i really love outdoor clothing optional spots. none around here but i went skinny-dipping in the colorado a bunch this summer.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:22 (two years ago) link

i like *my* younger guy but seemingly we only fuck around every 6-10 months

also he likes to talk about Dennis Cooper and Michel Legrand so, uh, not a typical 24yo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 September 2018 05:30 (two years ago) link

sounds like a good dish if too infrequent

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:04 (two years ago) link

sex is a dish best served young

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:15 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'm still holding on to my hotel reservations for a solo trip to palm springs, but i'm wavering. i'm afraid i'm going to hate it. i'm starting to think i'm going to be happier trying to save some money and splurging on, um, a winter blanket instead. sorry for the most un-tmi post ever.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:34 (two years ago) link

I've heard Palm Springs boasts versatile old gays and spectacularly desperate and hot young ones, bored of dealing with the versatile old gays. You'll do fine.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:42 (two years ago) link

i'm bored of dealing with the desperate and hot young ones, and the old open couples just make me wish for an ltr, which i'm increasingly skeptical is a good idea for me. anyway, i do want to be around some goddamn queers for a few days and fuck a lot, so i'm going to go and enjoy it for what it is, not what i want to have.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (two years ago) link

thanks for the vote of confidence

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (two years ago) link

I'll mix you a Negroni and we'll hit Wynwood.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:09 (two years ago) link

word

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:10 (two years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:08 (two years ago) link

My Gay Dotage is the title of a Philip Larkin collection.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:13 (two years ago) link

Whenever I read an article about global warming, I feel like my life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure wherein only the decisions that cause me to motivate everyone else toward radical reduction of carbon emissions etc. will result in a non-tragic ending, and that I've been making page-after-page-after-page of inadequately unengaged decision-making and I can't fathom why I haven't thrown everything else up in my life to pursue severe radical activism to hopefully even save at least one, two lives

But anyway, in other news, I had gay sex yesterday and it was very good

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 04:13 (two years ago) link

just gonna call it all floodwater sex henceforth

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 05:26 (two years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:08 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel this. i actually canceled my trip--for a bunch of reasons but mainly because it didn't seem like i'd actually enjoy it. if you ever get the hankering for a really beautiful trip, may i recommend moab, utah. there are 12,000 foot mountains very close (like within 10 miles) but it's mainly about the high desert, colorado plateau, juniper and pinyon, navajo sandstone rock alcoves, etc.

i know there are a few of you coughdroppers who would enjoy a good disco mix, so i'm posting this here (downloads enabled so steal that shit, it's all ripped from vinyl and sounds really fucking good imho)

https://soundcloud.com/mattpiercedc/unicorns-i-have-known

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:51 (two years ago) link

the thing about living in the sticks though is you miss being around queer people. as disappointing as they can be.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:56 (two years ago) link

i am lucky though in that ii have an amazing queer roommate. it's astonshing that she's 24 years old. she has so many qualities that inspire me. not every day you luck into a friend.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/pXwiyt5

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:12 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/j07rplN.jpg

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:13 (two years ago) link

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

Robert Creely poen?

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:15 (two years ago) link

no but if you're interested i have some creely anthologies to sell you

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:18 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

happy 2019 ilx gays
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*0vrqj5Zn-jD4z0xOa6BBMw.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:19 (two years ago) link

the last week has been especially fertile and kinky for me.

i'm seeing this boy who likes being a sub to my dom. he knows this major fetish/dom/leather player who runs parties etc. said player decided to vacation where we live for a few days staying at the hotel where my boy works so we all met for a threesome. he brought ... a leather straightjacket, an electro shock torture thingy, a paddle, a piss gag, tons of stuff that we didn't use. i discovered i'm enthusiastically into piss play. it was intense and cool and fun.

i wrapped a chain-lock necklace around the boy's neck the other night and that was all really hot. of course i'm not serious enough to take the key away. and then this morning some dude on a road trip from santa barbara to brooklyn hits me up and that ended up being really sexy and satisfying.

i'm on this trip where i'm not coming unless i'm with someone else, which is good inasmuch as it is making me reach out to other people more often. i genuinely feel better / more energetic. i mean obviously fuck alt-righters etc.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:05 (two years ago) link

can i just say, it's really nice to have hot sex with someone you like

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:32 (two years ago) link

Yes I agree. I have been having some sex with a man I like very much

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:50 (two years ago) link

two thumbs up

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:07 (two years ago) link

cool. mine's too busy flyin' around.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:08 (two years ago) link

I love having sex with men I like a little.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:09 (two years ago) link

Martin Luther King said, shag who ye want and if anybody doesnt like it shag them too x

boxedjoy, Saturday, 19 January 2019 03:59 (two years ago) link

love good sex

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 January 2019 21:42 (two years ago) link


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