I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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really i'm just in a small town with crappy tourist trade and abysmal prospects. i just booked my naked hotel for leather pride weekend in palm springs though. i'm also thinking about getting a generic tribal tattoo, downloading a bunch of progressive trance and diving into a meth habit then recovering (just kidding). but in all seriousness anyone in socal with a g33 eitch b33 hookup please for the love of god hmu.

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:48 (three years ago) link

quite the turnaround!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 22:34 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6rvkc7yQM

macropuente (map), Thursday, 20 September 2018 02:17 (three years ago) link

map, i wd do a badboy hangout w/ you if i was 20 years younger

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 September 2018 03:07 (three years ago) link

i'm also thinking about getting a generic tribal tattoo, downloading a bunch of progressive trance and diving into a meth habit then recovering (just kidding).

just kidding about the recovery?

Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 20 September 2018 03:23 (three years ago) link

map let’s do g and dance to Patrick Cowley

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:56 (three years ago) link

(again)

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:56 (three years ago) link

I was just now in the presence of the Giorgio responsible for creating “I feel love” and it’s superseded the need for sex in my life in this moment. Even tho I’ve spermed adequately enough lately.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 21 September 2018 06:05 (three years ago) link

:o

I was a few hours ago in the presence of the kiwi who created "Tally Ho!" but it superseded nothing of the kind

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 07:06 (three years ago) link

i've made out with several boys under the age of 23 in the last week lol

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 13:56 (three years ago) link

Welcome to the club, papers are in the mail

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 14:06 (three years ago) link

I’ve never made out w anyone under 40

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:40 (three years ago) link

I've only made out with one man over 45.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:52 (three years ago) link

Counting down the days til I turn 40 bb

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:58 (three years ago) link

i've only ever fucked men within like 1 or 2 years of me age wise in either direction. i've never been particularly attracted to men older than me tho i've found as my age rises so does that of the men i find attractive. these younger boys are kinda fun tho.

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 19:00 (three years ago) link

On Labor Day weekend I did a staycation at the Biltmore in Coral Gables for a night. My parents and nieces came over for dinner. After a glass of wine w/Mom at the bar mid-afternoon waiting for Dad, I took my nieces to the gift shop to buy expensive plush toys. The young man working the counter was a real prince to them, lavishing praise on their choices and especially the prices. We made eye contact and I asked him if he was working that night.

Several hours later after dinner, I hung out bullshitting with him at the shop. It was pretty dead. Turns out he was an FIU student, architecture major. We discussed the Troye Sivan album released earlier that day; this part is hazy because I was not sober. I did give him my room number. Fifteen minutes after eleven he knocked on my door. He took his shoes and socks off, which was strange: who takes their socks off first thing? We made out for a couple minutes. Then he stopped, buttoned his shirt, hugged me, thanked me for a nice night, and left. I think I came on too strong? idk

The socks thing was weird.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:07 (three years ago) link

Musta been an ILX sock.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (three years ago) link

ILX socks have sharper tongues.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (three years ago) link

I’ve never made out w anyone under 40

This is where I'd put a clip of Woody Allen telling Mariel Hemingway, "I've always encouraged you to see boys your own age..."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:48 (three years ago) link

Troye Sivan was briefly mentioned at this week's j0rdan-Morbz bar night, re that imminent Boy Erased movie.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:49 (three years ago) link

Way too much young manflesh in that movie

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:52 (three years ago) link

guys I am kidding, I have made out with SO many ppl under 40

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:59 (three years ago) link

i was impressed

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 20:00 (three years ago) link

I turned 39 last week and my boyfriend turns 26 next week. Dating younger men sucks. I mean, I love him and we're like, gonna live together, it seems? But it sucks for my self-esteem. We work out together and his body just goes "sproing" and he looks like an action figure. I constantly worry that he's just gonna wake up one morning, regard my desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck this!"

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:45 (three years ago) link

or look at your desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck THIS!"

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:47 (three years ago) link

No TMI to share (I couldn't, I can't) but we're a year-and-a-half a couple today and it is really great, he is great, his problems are manageable, his qualities are too numerous to mention, I adore him

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 22:24 (three years ago) link

ah i'm bummed i missed this sudden flocking to the tmi well

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:38 (three years ago) link

i would totally do a bad boy hangout w/ morbs of 20 years ago. and i was kidding about generic tribal tattoos and meth, yuck. might have to stomp around to some progressive trance in palm springs tho. steve that was legit the highlight of 2017 for me.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:40 (three years ago) link

i'm kind of grossed out by younger guys tbh.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:41 (three years ago) link

any chance of an LA side trip map??

also hi guys. not much TMI to report (or uh, that i care to report) except to say i did a bit of canoodling at the first place mentioned here not long ago: https://www.gayoutdoors.org/page.cfm?typeofsite=storydetail&id=560&storyset=yes

donna rouge, Saturday, 22 September 2018 23:10 (three years ago) link

omg dr, there definitely is

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:17 (three years ago) link

i really love outdoor clothing optional spots. none around here but i went skinny-dipping in the colorado a bunch this summer.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:22 (three years ago) link

i like *my* younger guy but seemingly we only fuck around every 6-10 months

also he likes to talk about Dennis Cooper and Michel Legrand so, uh, not a typical 24yo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 September 2018 05:30 (three years ago) link

sounds like a good dish if too infrequent

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:04 (three years ago) link

sex is a dish best served young

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:15 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'm still holding on to my hotel reservations for a solo trip to palm springs, but i'm wavering. i'm afraid i'm going to hate it. i'm starting to think i'm going to be happier trying to save some money and splurging on, um, a winter blanket instead. sorry for the most un-tmi post ever.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:34 (three years ago) link

I've heard Palm Springs boasts versatile old gays and spectacularly desperate and hot young ones, bored of dealing with the versatile old gays. You'll do fine.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:42 (three years ago) link

i'm bored of dealing with the desperate and hot young ones, and the old open couples just make me wish for an ltr, which i'm increasingly skeptical is a good idea for me. anyway, i do want to be around some goddamn queers for a few days and fuck a lot, so i'm going to go and enjoy it for what it is, not what i want to have.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (three years ago) link

thanks for the vote of confidence

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (three years ago) link

I'll mix you a Negroni and we'll hit Wynwood.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:09 (three years ago) link

word

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:10 (three years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:08 (three years ago) link

My Gay Dotage is the title of a Philip Larkin collection.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:13 (three years ago) link

Whenever I read an article about global warming, I feel like my life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure wherein only the decisions that cause me to motivate everyone else toward radical reduction of carbon emissions etc. will result in a non-tragic ending, and that I've been making page-after-page-after-page of inadequately unengaged decision-making and I can't fathom why I haven't thrown everything else up in my life to pursue severe radical activism to hopefully even save at least one, two lives

But anyway, in other news, I had gay sex yesterday and it was very good

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 04:13 (three years ago) link

just gonna call it all floodwater sex henceforth

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 05:26 (three years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:08 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel this. i actually canceled my trip--for a bunch of reasons but mainly because it didn't seem like i'd actually enjoy it. if you ever get the hankering for a really beautiful trip, may i recommend moab, utah. there are 12,000 foot mountains very close (like within 10 miles) but it's mainly about the high desert, colorado plateau, juniper and pinyon, navajo sandstone rock alcoves, etc.

i know there are a few of you coughdroppers who would enjoy a good disco mix, so i'm posting this here (downloads enabled so steal that shit, it's all ripped from vinyl and sounds really fucking good imho)

https://soundcloud.com/mattpiercedc/unicorns-i-have-known

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:51 (three years ago) link

the thing about living in the sticks though is you miss being around queer people. as disappointing as they can be.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:56 (three years ago) link

i am lucky though in that ii have an amazing queer roommate. it's astonshing that she's 24 years old. she has so many qualities that inspire me. not every day you luck into a friend.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:22 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/pXwiyt5

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:12 (three years ago) link


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