'sup, ho's!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link
I have a little spare tire these days, more of an inflection than an actual tire. Bf was like "let's have a threesome with Mr. S____" and I was like sure, but give me a week to do a daily gym. "You look great, though"-- I know, but I want to feel great, not just look great. "Why do you care what you look like in front of a stranger you're having sex with"-- I cannot describe why that matters.
― nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link
Vanity matters!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
it don't pay bills!
― clouds, Friday, 30 March 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
speaking of the band ABC and also ppl we've had sex with
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
:O
― clouds, Saturday, 31 March 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link
with Vanity?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 March 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link
she was a pretty mess
― clouds, Saturday, 31 March 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link
she don't pay bills!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link
lmao it was w the short one who’s now like some hip beary photographer in NYC. He was the first person I hooked up with after I broke up with my ex last year.
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 March 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
holy hell i forgot about that
― clouds, Sunday, 1 April 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
best story by my exiled friend Mark
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfgqaRtgL4e/?taken-by=markallennyc
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 August 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link
i liked that! why was he exiled?
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Sunday, 26 August 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
NYC too expensive, he's a hillbilly now
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 August 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link
That story has been flopping around my head in the 12 hours since it was posted and I read it. This is why I can't stand hook-up culture, I don't like the idea that I might have sex with a person who's bad, and I also don't like the idea that I might have sex with a person who'd write about the experience and post it online. I felt nothing but empathy for that weird-looking trick
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 27 August 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link
gays that have 10 random encounters per week be like "I hate hookups"
― clouds, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 02:09 (five years ago) link
Did I ever tell you about the time my washing machine was broken so I took a bag to get done while I was at my mum's and forgot all about doing it. next time I went back she had not only washed and Ironed it but had darned a torn jockstrap (I don't play sports).
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link
my tolerance for bullshit is at an all-time low people. i've nipped two fuck-buddies-possibly-becoming-more in the bud over the past three months because i caught a whiff of self-centered, emotionally manipulative behavior and i got no more time for that ever. feeling like the venn diagram between guys who have their personal shit together (or are at least making an effort to have it together) and guys who aren't assholes is very small.
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 30 August 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link
i feel like i'm done with a years-long give-me-all-the-sex-possible phase. my desire to just put my dick in anyone i can find is much-reduced.
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link
I never reached that conclusion independently, but age took care of that.
otoh I had a bangin' session with my composer boytoy for the first time in 10 months today, and i'm happier than a pig in cum.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:48 (five years ago) link
Congratulations, Doctor!
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 16 September 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link
really i'm just in a small town with crappy tourist trade and abysmal prospects. i just booked my naked hotel for leather pride weekend in palm springs though. i'm also thinking about getting a generic tribal tattoo, downloading a bunch of progressive trance and diving into a meth habit then recovering (just kidding). but in all seriousness anyone in socal with a g33 eitch b33 hookup please for the love of god hmu.
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link
quite the turnaround!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6rvkc7yQM
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 20 September 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link
map, i wd do a badboy hangout w/ you if i was 20 years younger
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 September 2018 03:07 (five years ago) link
i'm also thinking about getting a generic tribal tattoo, downloading a bunch of progressive trance and diving into a meth habit then recovering (just kidding).
just kidding about the recovery?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 20 September 2018 03:23 (five years ago) link
map let’s do g and dance to Patrick Cowley
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:56 (five years ago) link
(again)
I was just now in the presence of the Giorgio responsible for creating “I feel love” and it’s superseded the need for sex in my life in this moment. Even tho I’ve spermed adequately enough lately.
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 21 September 2018 06:05 (five years ago) link
:o
I was a few hours ago in the presence of the kiwi who created "Tally Ho!" but it superseded nothing of the kind
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 07:06 (five years ago) link
i've made out with several boys under the age of 23 in the last week lol
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link
Welcome to the club, papers are in the mail
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link
I’ve never made out w anyone under 40
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
I've only made out with one man over 45.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
Counting down the days til I turn 40 bb
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIc8I9gNeQ
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link
i've only ever fucked men within like 1 or 2 years of me age wise in either direction. i've never been particularly attracted to men older than me tho i've found as my age rises so does that of the men i find attractive. these younger boys are kinda fun tho.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link
On Labor Day weekend I did a staycation at the Biltmore in Coral Gables for a night. My parents and nieces came over for dinner. After a glass of wine w/Mom at the bar mid-afternoon waiting for Dad, I took my nieces to the gift shop to buy expensive plush toys. The young man working the counter was a real prince to them, lavishing praise on their choices and especially the prices. We made eye contact and I asked him if he was working that night.
Several hours later after dinner, I hung out bullshitting with him at the shop. It was pretty dead. Turns out he was an FIU student, architecture major. We discussed the Troye Sivan album released earlier that day; this part is hazy because I was not sober. I did give him my room number. Fifteen minutes after eleven he knocked on my door. He took his shoes and socks off, which was strange: who takes their socks off first thing? We made out for a couple minutes. Then he stopped, buttoned his shirt, hugged me, thanked me for a nice night, and left. I think I came on too strong? idk
The socks thing was weird.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link
Musta been an ILX sock.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link
ILX socks have sharper tongues.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link
This is where I'd put a clip of Woody Allen telling Mariel Hemingway, "I've always encouraged you to see boys your own age..."
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link
Troye Sivan was briefly mentioned at this week's j0rdan-Morbz bar night, re that imminent Boy Erased movie.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link
Way too much young manflesh in that movie
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
guys I am kidding, I have made out with SO many ppl under 40
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link
i was impressed
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link
I turned 39 last week and my boyfriend turns 26 next week. Dating younger men sucks. I mean, I love him and we're like, gonna live together, it seems? But it sucks for my self-esteem. We work out together and his body just goes "sproing" and he looks like an action figure. I constantly worry that he's just gonna wake up one morning, regard my desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck this!"
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
or look at your desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck THIS!"
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
No TMI to share (I couldn't, I can't) but we're a year-and-a-half a couple today and it is really great, he is great, his problems are manageable, his qualities are too numerous to mention, I adore him
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link
ah i'm bummed i missed this sudden flocking to the tmi well
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
i would totally do a bad boy hangout w/ morbs of 20 years ago. and i was kidding about generic tribal tattoos and meth, yuck. might have to stomp around to some progressive trance in palm springs tho. steve that was legit the highlight of 2017 for me.
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link