I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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tmi tuomas != ilx tuomas. asking questions and knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahahahahaha

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a teach-yrself-German video series which is interrupted for no apparent reason by brightly coloured RIIIIII-CO-LAAAA adverts in German, which were already pretty hilarious but thanks to this thread are now 6000x more so

thank you thread, you are entertaining and educational

sorry for being nosy straight female

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah sorry for being nosy straight male

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

words to live by, tbrr.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

in fact, possibly new board description.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

real talk: the tuomas baby masturbation thing was played about 4 years ago, leave the dude be

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

how does a 'baby masturbation thing' ever get played out be srs

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I really don't think tuomas is at all bothered by it either, so I don't know why you're bringing him into it unless it's to make us feel guilty about bringing up something you just don't like.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ making his case to be a sitewide mod (it's his best shot at not being 51'd anymore).

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

if you want to chide people for saying stuff thats played dont preface it with "real talk"

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation

great euphemism, like he got a ruling from the Vatican.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 January 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

a few things:
1- rimming is probably the sexual activity that gets me off the most after fucking. love rimming, love being rimmed.
2- there's a thing called an enema. if you ain't cleaning yourself out, then i ain't rimming you. whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb.
3- alex, i love you.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.

rag photographique (ytth), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

consider it done

esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

What about the deindexed thing...

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

the board (and this thread) are d-ix'd, but i will change the board desc bac if it is controv

esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

k

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

we're de-indexed and it feels so good

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link

silicone enema bulb

New Oasis single.

the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

fast n' silicone enema bulbous

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Friday, 7 January 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"

mike t-diva, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol.

uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

sfw?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.

the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, got it...

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

enjoy masterbating

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).

$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.

he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.

it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

what if you kill him

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

or is that what the waiver is for

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

that's what the waiver is for.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, it's not like he wants me to crush his skull or anything. just...like, jump on his stomach til he pukes. and "flatten" his privates.

it's like the weirdest shit ever, but that's a lot of money, and i actually have tons of anger and aggression i could get rid of. like right now i want to beat the shit out of this boy, but i'm keeping my distance (and no it isnt my ex).

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i would certainly jump on someone for $3k

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i would get jumped on for 3k

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf! who wouldn't jump on someone for 3k

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

that is really not a competitive market price there

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

like 2 days a week?

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?

a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

or a trampoline

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link


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