tmi tuomas != ilx tuomas. asking questions and knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahahahahaha
― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a teach-yrself-German video series which is interrupted for no apparent reason by brightly coloured RIIIIII-CO-LAAAA adverts in German, which were already pretty hilarious but thanks to this thread are now 6000x more so
thank you thread, you are entertaining and educational
sorry for being nosy straight female
― agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link
oh yeah sorry for being nosy straight male
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link
knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby
words to live by, tbrr.
― Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
in fact, possibly new board description.
real talk: the tuomas baby masturbation thing was played about 4 years ago, leave the dude be
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
how does a 'baby masturbation thing' ever get played out be srs
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I really don't think tuomas is at all bothered by it either, so I don't know why you're bringing him into it unless it's to make us feel guilty about bringing up something you just don't like.
― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
LJ making his case to be a sitewide mod (it's his best shot at not being 51'd anymore).
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
if you want to chide people for saying stuff thats played dont preface it with "real talk"
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation
great euphemism, like he got a ruling from the Vatican.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 January 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
a few things:1- rimming is probably the sexual activity that gets me off the most after fucking. love rimming, love being rimmed.2- there's a thing called an enema. if you ain't cleaning yourself out, then i ain't rimming you. whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb. 3- alex, i love you.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.
― rag photographique (ytth), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
consider it done
― esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
What about the deindexed thing...
― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link
the board (and this thread) are d-ix'd, but i will change the board desc bac if it is controv
― esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
k
― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
we're de-indexed and it feels so good
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link
silicone enema bulb
New Oasis single.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-7-AJ-1001
i use the big tube.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
fast n' silicone enema bulbous
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Friday, 7 January 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link
"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"
― mike t-diva, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol.
uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
sfw?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, got it...
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
enjoy masterbating
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link
um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).
$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.
he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.
it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
what if you kill him
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
or is that what the waiver is for
that's what the waiver is for.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, it's not like he wants me to crush his skull or anything. just...like, jump on his stomach til he pukes. and "flatten" his privates.
it's like the weirdest shit ever, but that's a lot of money, and i actually have tons of anger and aggression i could get rid of. like right now i want to beat the shit out of this boy, but i'm keeping my distance (and no it isnt my ex).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i would certainly jump on someone for $3k
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i would get jumped on for 3k
wtf! who wouldn't jump on someone for 3k
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
that is really not a competitive market price there
i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
like 2 days a week?
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
or a trampoline