I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

vaginas are fine, i just don't want to eat them.

Huh, I was just about to post about cunnilingus.

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

The first time I did it, I licked out a glob of thickened (ah, what should I call it? "Pussy juice" is too crude, "natural lubrication" is too vague. You all know what I mean). I was grossed out for a second, and then I spit it out and went on.

Is it my imagination, or is going down on women more difficult than going down on men?

It's harder to put a hole in your mouth.

Not if it's a Life Saver.

god damn, stfu

Roxy, this is the second time you've done this. What's going on?

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i could answer this question if boys had vaginas

for the record I've never seen a vagina irl

i've seen a female crotch irl twice, but never an actual vagina & i don't really have any plans on it

i second roxy btw

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fish

u mad

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

― gr8080, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how did this thread get on this, anyway?

I dunno I'm trippin' vaginas bro

I'm going to shut up and wander off since that's not really ilx gay thread material. I've got nothing real to say here, gay men can be ambivalent about vaginas all day, it's cool.

yes but before you leave tell us what you think about dicks

irl i've seen vaginas probably five times. only three of those times were 'sex' involved.

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

^^^

...but I'll drop this topic to avoid any problems.

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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ban roxy and jordan from iltmi plz

tbrfr their negative hardbro schtick is fucking me off more than any other ilx poster and I wish they'd quit being the egotistical dickholes they seem so intent on being atm because they're alienating other ilxors and painting themselves in a really terrible light

what other posters?

uh huh

ban l0u1s jagg3r.

roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already

i'm just working towards a better ilx

I'm not

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it

guys.

haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it

never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money

we say we wouldn't shit on a dude for $200, but we still shit on jagger all day for free

^^^

to go back to the topic:

as a gay man (at least, er, most of the time) I can say that eating pussy is really fun, would do it again

ive done like five years of life drawing

^^new pickup line

How many labia/vulvas (nevermind vaginas) do you see in life drawing??? Wide open leg poses were not a part of the life draw classes I took.

Wow, you fuckers have somehow managed to make this even less fun than the other gay thread.

loool

I mean I have little desire to eat vag much the way most hetero dudes prob have little desire to put their tongue inside another guy's asshole. I mean w that being said it doesn't like OMG TOTALLY DISGUST me or anything but I don't think I actually want to do it.

the question seems sort of irrelevant for me because I don't ever see myself in a situation where that could occur?

The history of my feelings toward the vagina:

Early puberty: I was lucky in finding lots of woods-porn*, all of which was all-female, and I was happy to fap to it.

Late high school to age 21: Had "girlfriends" with whom I went to over-the-underwear petting. It was horrible, but not at all gross.

21 to 27/28: No vaginas on my mind.

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

Age 32: Did so. It was very interesting, but not arousing at all.

32 - present: Curiosity satisfied. At peace. Probably won't go back vaginas, but no one can say what the future holds. Actually I still have one bit of curiosity left: MMF....

*Some friends and I were talking about woods-porn, which is porn that you randomly find in the woods. We all had multiple experiences with it. I thought it was just me, but for some reason the woods is a good spot for youngsters to find porn.

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

i have never found porn randomly in the woods! i did find a completely unopened pack of cigarettes once tho, and took it