he swallowed. and also kept on saying, "you have a sweet hole."
god, maybe i should just start a thread: 'table's adventures in escorting.'
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
please
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
'you have shitty breath, dude'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
actually, i'm just not going to do that, and not going to post anymore about this sort of....shit. makes me feel weird.
okay, enough scat talk. i have a date with a cute punk boy this thursday.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
hey gay dudes, what is your opinion on vaginas?
― /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||||||( *__* )||||||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ (res), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think about them much tbh
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
that said, gay dudes who are all like EW VAGINAS are kind of the worst
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I had never met anyone like that until a few weeks ago when I mentioned cunnilingus around 2 friends and their friends and they started acting all grossed out and squealy. I think it was the group setting in a gay bar that made them act so vocally squeamish.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link
vaginas are fine, i just don't want to eat them.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Huh, I was just about to post about cunnilingus.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
The first time I did it, I licked out a glob of thickened (ah, what should I call it? "Pussy juice" is too crude, "natural lubrication" is too vague. You all know what I mean). I was grossed out for a second, and then I spit it out and went on.
Is it my imagination, or is going down on women more difficult than going down on men?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
It's harder to put a hole in your mouth.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Not if it's a Life Saver.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
god damn, stfu
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Roxy, this is the second time you've done this. What's going on?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i could answer this question if boys had vaginas
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link
for the record I've never seen a vagina irl
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i've seen a female crotch irl twice, but never an actual vagina & i don't really have any plans on it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i second roxy btw
y'all are trippin vaginas are the best
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
fish
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
u mad
― mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― gr8080, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
how did this thread get on this, anyway?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno I'm trippin' vaginas bro
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm going to shut up and wander off since that's not really ilx gay thread material. I've got nothing real to say here, gay men can be ambivalent about vaginas all day, it's cool.
― mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yes but before you leave tell us what you think about dicks
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
irl i've seen vaginas probably five times. only three of those times were 'sex' involved.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
...but I'll drop this topic to avoid any problems.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1222656832699.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
ban roxy and jordan from iltmi plz
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
tbrfr their negative hardbro schtick is fucking me off more than any other ilx poster and I wish they'd quit being the egotistical dickholes they seem so intent on being atm because they're alienating other ilxors and painting themselves in a really terrible light
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
what other posters?
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
uh huh
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
ban l0u1s jagg3r.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm just working towards a better ilx
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not
basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
guys.
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost
basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link
never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
we say we wouldn't shit on a dude for $200, but we still shit on jagger all day for free
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
to go back to the topic:
as a gay man (at least, er, most of the time) I can say that eating pussy is really fun, would do it again
― the tune is space, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ive done like five years of life drawing
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link