I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

the weather here is terrible right now

gbx fess up

okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.

apparently he has quite the modern art collection.

o_0

what are you going to eat tonite!!!

paint

How does one poo on command? Will you not poo all day and then he will make you espresso from a fancy espresso machine and then 15 minutes later you will get down to business?

'business'

'Always Be Pooing'

in his email and on the phone, he told me to make sure i saved my morning dump for him.

he used those words exactly. "morning dump." this guy is notorious, he has a special chair for the whole thing even. he never calls after the first time. and he's old and rich.

'save the last dump for me'

I can bugger off out of this thread if you like.

A photo from this session would qualify for two threads at once.

in the email he sent, the end of it didn't have a greeting. it just read:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

NO JOEK.

How much money?

Can I ask you a dumb question Table? Are you scared? Like his enthusiasm, does it wig you out? Or is it more like a weird adventure?

Just curious.

curious about his art collection, myself

$200.

and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.

'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs

http://vaughtgallery.com/show-image/620065/Heidi-Vaught/Untitled-no.-345.jpg

^^ curious about his art collection, myself

lol lol

Chris Ofili on the wall

and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

a hot carl on a cold day

DO NOT LICK THE ART

tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.

OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.

What's the most usual rate for fetish work? $200 a session seems a bit low to me.

i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection

I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.

saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables

lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy

i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco

Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n

in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200

$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports

poll

like is there a line out the door of dudes willing to crap on other dudes, just waiting to undercut someone holding out for $250

I want to know how it's itemised on the receipt.

he gave me a blowjob, the most excellent rimjob i've ever received, and then i shat in his mouth. $260, and that's pretty standard— it's not like i'm eating shit, cuz that's fucking disgusting.

his art collection was mostly gay erotica from the 70s and 80s, but he had two original Mapplethorpe prints (one of them went at auction for $70k recently) as well as some Peter Hujar and really lovely bronze statues.

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

what did you eat beforehand?

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

within shitting distance

i think it would be the easiest and most natural thing in the world showing up, having a drink, looking at some badass modern art, then having him show you his "speacial chair" and kind of laughing together at it then also maybe complimenting him on it, then getting down to business and taking clothes off and having him lay down and then getting to squeeze one out-- i think that would be pretty easy no problem.

but the thought of what the fuck i'd do next when i'm pantsless in some dude's house and he's lying on the ground with my shit on him gives me a panic attack so no i dont think i could shit on a guy for $200.

oh xposts

i mean, after i shat on him, he was like, 'okay, shower time for you.' took a quick shower, came out and my money was on the table, and then we talked about his art for 20 minutes.

did he have a cool shower

i love showering at other people's places or hotel rooms with cool showers

was he talking with his mouth full of shit or did he swallow first

i can't even