I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

balls are really stupid

Redheaded asshole
Oh man.

x-post right?

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"

lol

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

xp

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/283/Only-God-Can-Judge-Me-in-old-english-tattoo-28343.jpeg

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

hiphop ref

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

hardest thing in the lot that there mine

hardest thing...eh?

FANTASTICO...

I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread

yeah me 2 tbh

hard hard big big BBQ sauce

(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)

so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?

until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)

o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.

i mean i DID just buy cute underwear

you can at least post a photo of the underwear alone!

He'll have to take it to the other gay thread if he's going to go that route.

:) :)

this thread can't have Too Much Whiney.

TMW

ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.

braggin 2010

I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.

PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS

sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.

i've done that too.

who had peed on themselves? that is my question. then i know who are my brothers.

I mean if you want I could put on my cutoffs and homemade Mouse on Mars tanktop and flip up my baseball cap and...

my blonde hair this summer is as punk as I've ever been

but I looked more like Vince Clarke from Yaz

also:

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/1249830570225.png

Oh God what have I done... is such a consistently rewarding meme

i am a human urinal, and no one can stop me. fuck shame.

TMI Gays, I have some questions! Where do you stand on casual hook-ups where one or other of you are already partnered?

My rules: I always explain my partnered and open relationship/full disclosure status beforehand. The reasons are:

1) To manage their expectations, so that they don't run away with the idea that we could be boyfriends.
2) To reassure them that they won't risk getting into trouble with a deceived and angry partner.
3) To give them a chance to back out, if they aren't into hooking up with married men.

NB - regarding 3), almost nobody ever backs out. I'd struggle to recall more than two or three occasions.

Similarly, I always establish the other person's relationship status beforehand. That's because there is one line that I don't cross. Namely, that I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open. This isn't so much a moral as a practical issue (although I don't find deceit a sexy look, at all). I was once caught out by someone who pretended his relationship was open, only for him to reveal the next day that it wasn't, and that I was to keep quiet about what had happened. Not long afterwards, I met his partner. It was excruciating. I couldn't act naturally around him at all. So it's largely a self-preservation issue, based around the fact that I'm a hopeless deceiver. And deceit isn't a sexy look on me, either.

What are your rules, or don't you have any?

I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open.

Sensible.

I mostly agree with the rest.

Mine are largely the same Mike.

When I was in a relationship, we only hooked up with others in the context of a threesome.

When I've hooked up with other guys who I know have partners, I will only do so if I they are in an open situation, and only if I actually believe them. There have been really quickie encounters where such a discussion was not relevant.

Well, this is true. I wouldn't break the sanctity of the darkroom with a lifestyle questionnaire...

^^^ potential song lyric

Morrissey could pull it off.

my thoughts exactly