I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

\o/

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

ahaha.

so, in some TMI news, my bestie and housemate Jaime (a girl) slept with a mechanic last night. and took a picture of his erect penis. and...my word. i'm experienced, and i was like 'holy mother of god that is some schlongggggg'

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

we're talking a ten-incher. if he was three inches taller, he'd be a shoo-in for porn.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

whoa. those guys are the reason I grew up thinking I had an "average" dick.

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

(not that I care that much or that there's anything wrong with that)

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

Hi gays, I am so bookmarking this thread.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

Can ladies play too? I have a good one which is sorta gross but pretty lol at the same time.

ENBB, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh fuck it. Years ago I hooked up with a girl I knew and spent the night at her place. When I woke up my hands were covered in dried reddish brown stuff so naturally I was like oh shit, she had her period. I was pretty grossed out for a couple mins while I sat there trying to figure out how to make an exit until I remembered that we'd drunkenly eaten chicken nuggets the night before and the stuff all over my hands (and hers as it turned out) was barbecue sauce.

ENBB, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

aaaagh

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

ok never mind i totally clicked on this thread

ENBB i am irl loling tremendously at that story

chris and cosey and ted and alice (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

we're talking a ten-incher. if he was three inches taller, he'd be a shoo-in for porn.

I was under the impression that male porn actors tended to be a little shorter than average.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

and is three inches (in height, not length) really noticeable on screen?

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah I think most ppl in porn are smaller than average overall but with larger than average genitalia, so everything looks big

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

like, that cock looks huge because she's only 4'11!

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

So is this the thread where I talk abt fucking 4 guys in 24 hours last week?

tuesday (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

:D

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

most I've done was two, and that was tiring

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh I am totally kidding.

tuesday (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

I mean, it happened and everything but I am so not discussing it.

tuesday (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

I didn't think so!

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

T3ddy, you can't bring up that you took a picture and expect me not to ask to see it. So I just did.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

And ENBB, I read your tale in the back of a cab and surprised the driver with my snortols.

i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

ENBB, that is like die-worthy funny. i am still giggling.

i didn't take the pic. my friend did.

also, from my experience, porn is full of all types. like i know this kid who can't get into kink because of his looks (twink central) but has been in other porn because he's 6'1" and has a massive dick. he's all right, but awfully...full of himself in this certain way, which is off-putting to say the least.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

:D

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

omg bbq

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

I know.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

at least it wasn't buffalo sauce

shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

we're all stumped 'bout the buffalo sauce
we eat the wings and we start to toss

tuesday (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

ILT isn't like 77, is it? i.e. it's Googlable and all?

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

But srsly, when y'all get the chance, ask tabes about the title story. it is A++ good. also, the poem is better, tho.

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

alex, your forget that my naked body is on the internet and my latest pub is pornography, who gives a fuck.

here's the poem about the boy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/metamafka/5211244690/

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

the story:

i was with this boy. things weren't going all that well, but on the night before valentine's day, he came over and we had some fun. i was kind of sick with one of those terrible winter colds that isn't the flu.

in the morning, on valentine's day, we started some frottage, then uh... i was rimming him, and i had a ricola in my mouth, and i lost it in his asshole. i had to search for it.

i found it after some effort. it felt like a miracle.

then we continued while it snowed.

the end.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i44.tinypic.com/24o34oo.jpg

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

i had to search for it.

Why?

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

More sapphic nuggets.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

I mean being an arsehole the Ricola's going to find its way out pretty smartly.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

my advice is to rip out your heart.

everyone.

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Love this thread already.

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

at least you didn't fall asleep on a piece of partially melted candy bar.

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

My sexcapades have never involved anything so exciting as a lost coughdrop. The unfortunate stumbling blocks are sadly more prosaic, like, you know, selfish dudes who orgasm without warning you and then act like helping you finish off is a distasteful chore, and such.

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

^^ worst part of sex imo

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

There have been times when I've felt it necessary to establish a vocal contract, like, "No, I really want to focus on you and get you off and basically shock you with how good this is gonna be for you, but the proviso is you have to not go all weird for at least ten min afterwards."

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

it's stupid too because, like, that feeling happens to all of us, and we all (should) realize that, so just suck it up (no pun) & finish your end of the deal

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 09:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

ILT isn't like 77, is it? i.e. it's Googlable and all?

I deindexed this thread just in case someone doesn't want it showing up on Google. But anyone who visits ilxor.com can still read ILTMI, it's not a secret board like 77.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

okay here goes: anybody else been puked on during oral sex?

years ago in college an old flame of mine got into gagging on purpose during oral sex

like the power trip part of it, being bossed around and such

he told me to just keep shoving regardless of what gagging noises he was making

so we are going at it hot and heavy and I'm about to erupt

when I hear these really weird sounds from down there and then

wham

his barf is all over my cock and coming out his nose

I can't be the only person this has ever happened to, surely?

the tune is space, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

you aren't but that's never happened to me

selfish dudes who orgasm without warning you

i seriously wanted to smack the guy who did this when i was going down on him

a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

On one hand, I think it's preposterous that we 'need' a separate TMI thread. On the other, it's fascinating to see who's come out for the party.

If anyone's into the scene that the tune is space describes above, then just click right here, baby! (extremely NSFW [does that need to be said on this board?])

Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

Yeah, thats happened to me

:( x FOREVER just for remembering it

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

Way too much young manflesh in that movie

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:52 (four months ago) Permalink

guys I am kidding, I have made out with SO many ppl under 40

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:59 (four months ago) Permalink

i was impressed

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 September 2018 20:00 (four months ago) Permalink

I turned 39 last week and my boyfriend turns 26 next week. Dating younger men sucks. I mean, I love him and we're like, gonna live together, it seems? But it sucks for my self-esteem. We work out together and his body just goes "sproing" and he looks like an action figure. I constantly worry that he's just gonna wake up one morning, regard my desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck this!"

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:45 (four months ago) Permalink

or look at your desiccated corpse-body, and be like "ya fuck THIS!"

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:47 (four months ago) Permalink

No TMI to share (I couldn't, I can't) but we're a year-and-a-half a couple today and it is really great, he is great, his problems are manageable, his qualities are too numerous to mention, I adore him

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 September 2018 22:24 (four months ago) Permalink

ah i'm bummed i missed this sudden flocking to the tmi well

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:38 (four months ago) Permalink

i would totally do a bad boy hangout w/ morbs of 20 years ago. and i was kidding about generic tribal tattoos and meth, yuck. might have to stomp around to some progressive trance in palm springs tho. steve that was legit the highlight of 2017 for me.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:40 (four months ago) Permalink

i'm kind of grossed out by younger guys tbh.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:41 (four months ago) Permalink

any chance of an LA side trip map??

also hi guys. not much TMI to report (or uh, that i care to report) except to say i did a bit of canoodling at the first place mentioned here not long ago: https://www.gayoutdoors.org/page.cfm?typeofsite=storydetail&id=560&storyset=yes

donna rouge, Saturday, 22 September 2018 23:10 (four months ago) Permalink

omg dr, there definitely is

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:17 (four months ago) Permalink

i really love outdoor clothing optional spots. none around here but i went skinny-dipping in the colorado a bunch this summer.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:22 (four months ago) Permalink

i like *my* younger guy but seemingly we only fuck around every 6-10 months

also he likes to talk about Dennis Cooper and Michel Legrand so, uh, not a typical 24yo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 September 2018 05:30 (four months ago) Permalink

sounds like a good dish if too infrequent

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:04 (four months ago) Permalink

sex is a dish best served young

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2018 15:15 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

i'm still holding on to my hotel reservations for a solo trip to palm springs, but i'm wavering. i'm afraid i'm going to hate it. i'm starting to think i'm going to be happier trying to save some money and splurging on, um, a winter blanket instead. sorry for the most un-tmi post ever.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:34 (four months ago) Permalink

I've heard Palm Springs boasts versatile old gays and spectacularly desperate and hot young ones, bored of dealing with the versatile old gays. You'll do fine.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:42 (four months ago) Permalink

i'm bored of dealing with the desperate and hot young ones, and the old open couples just make me wish for an ltr, which i'm increasingly skeptical is a good idea for me. anyway, i do want to be around some goddamn queers for a few days and fuck a lot, so i'm going to go and enjoy it for what it is, not what i want to have.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (four months ago) Permalink

thanks for the vote of confidence

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (four months ago) Permalink

I'll mix you a Negroni and we'll hit Wynwood.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:09 (four months ago) Permalink

word

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:10 (four months ago) Permalink

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:08 (four months ago) Permalink

My Gay Dotage is the title of a Philip Larkin collection.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:13 (four months ago) Permalink

Whenever I read an article about global warming, I feel like my life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure wherein only the decisions that cause me to motivate everyone else toward radical reduction of carbon emissions etc. will result in a non-tragic ending, and that I've been making page-after-page-after-page of inadequately unengaged decision-making and I can't fathom why I haven't thrown everything else up in my life to pursue severe radical activism to hopefully even save at least one, two lives

But anyway, in other news, I had gay sex yesterday and it was very good

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 04:13 (four months ago) Permalink

just gonna call it all floodwater sex henceforth

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 05:26 (four months ago) Permalink

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:08 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel this. i actually canceled my trip--for a bunch of reasons but mainly because it didn't seem like i'd actually enjoy it. if you ever get the hankering for a really beautiful trip, may i recommend moab, utah. there are 12,000 foot mountains very close (like within 10 miles) but it's mainly about the high desert, colorado plateau, juniper and pinyon, navajo sandstone rock alcoves, etc.

i know there are a few of you coughdroppers who would enjoy a good disco mix, so i'm posting this here (downloads enabled so steal that shit, it's all ripped from vinyl and sounds really fucking good imho)

https://soundcloud.com/mattpiercedc/unicorns-i-have-known

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:51 (three months ago) Permalink

the thing about living in the sticks though is you miss being around queer people. as disappointing as they can be.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:56 (three months ago) Permalink

i am lucky though in that ii have an amazing queer roommate. it's astonshing that she's 24 years old. she has so many qualities that inspire me. not every day you luck into a friend.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:22 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/pXwiyt5

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:12 (three months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/j07rplN.jpg

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:13 (three months ago) Permalink

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

Robert Creely poen?

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:15 (three months ago) Permalink

no but if you're interested i have some creely anthologies to sell you

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:18 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

happy 2019 ilx gays
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*0vrqj5Zn-jD4z0xOa6BBMw.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:19 (one month ago) Permalink

the last week has been especially fertile and kinky for me.

i'm seeing this boy who likes being a sub to my dom. he knows this major fetish/dom/leather player who runs parties etc. said player decided to vacation where we live for a few days staying at the hotel where my boy works so we all met for a threesome. he brought ... a leather straightjacket, an electro shock torture thingy, a paddle, a piss gag, tons of stuff that we didn't use. i discovered i'm enthusiastically into piss play. it was intense and cool and fun.

i wrapped a chain-lock necklace around the boy's neck the other night and that was all really hot. of course i'm not serious enough to take the key away. and then this morning some dude on a road trip from santa barbara to brooklyn hits me up and that ended up being really sexy and satisfying.

i'm on this trip where i'm not coming unless i'm with someone else, which is good inasmuch as it is making me reach out to other people more often. i genuinely feel better / more energetic. i mean obviously fuck alt-righters etc.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:05 (one month ago) Permalink

can i just say, it's really nice to have hot sex with someone you like

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:32 (one month ago) Permalink

Yes I agree. I have been having some sex with a man I like very much

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:50 (one month ago) Permalink

two thumbs up

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:07 (one month ago) Permalink

cool. mine's too busy flyin' around.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:08 (one month ago) Permalink

I love having sex with men I like a little.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:09 (one month ago) Permalink

Martin Luther King said, shag who ye want and if anybody doesnt like it shag them too x

boxedjoy, Saturday, 19 January 2019 03:59 (one month ago) Permalink

love good sex

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 January 2019 21:42 (four weeks ago) Permalink

:3

clouds, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:15 (four weeks ago) Permalink

hi clouds!

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:27 (four weeks ago) Permalink

i'm currently only experiencing "new boyfriend lives in another country" sex which is really good sex when i can get it

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:36 (four weeks ago) Permalink

My boyfriend wants to relocate to Berlin for a year with me and I'm pretty sure it's because he wants to spend a year in a sling at the Berghain
I think I should marry this dude tbh

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:54 (four weeks ago) Permalink

man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 09:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 15:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?

"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:08 (three weeks ago) Permalink

tsk I was goin for Streetcar

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

boy in a harness
a taste of hairy nipple
lingers after dark

macropuente (map), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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