Which liquors/adult beverages make you the horniest?

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Tequila shots turn me straight perv. I'm sure part of it is mental, as in "I'm drinking tequila now, so I'd better act like a sex freak," but I think there's something in tequila that amplifies those urges.

What works on you?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Tuaca.

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

My BF is Romeo on that shit.

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Liquor does not make me horny. I am pervy round-the-clock more or less unless I start drinking. I am kind of a freak in the older sense of "freak," I think.

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Water

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

(or what UABIHO said)

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Guinness has also had that effect on me, but I don't drink Guinness a lot and, when I do, it's usually in the company of attractive and very cool women...so the study might be tainted.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

taints have been studied

Baron Strange of Knockin (DJP), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Champagne

Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

x liquor does y to me is bullshit, imo

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe? But my experience is that I've gotten busier on a tequila buzz than on anything else, and it's always kind of a step above.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Johnny Fever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zligio51yP4

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i couldn't get my dick hard on booze anymore.

im horny as fuck when i am hungover though.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

im horny as fuck when i am hungover though.

this

the barenaked ladies are the roaring night (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Champagne

no place running the schools (Eazy), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The first time I drank alcohol it was a Sparks, at work, which is crazy dumb but so was I at this time in my life. The guy who gave it to me was like, "Are you horny yet?" (imo the #1 dehornifying question) Why I was so ok with everyone drinking and/or getting high every day at work but totally shocked by this blatant sexism, I don't know.

At any rate, I've fucked while drunk like everyone else but I don't think sitting around drinking has ever made me once think/feel "I wish I was fooling around right now."

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

by sexism I meant "sexual harassment"

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Once, a few years ago, I was telling a friend abt a party that had ended w tequila shots in the kitchen and by shots I mean swigs from the bottle and by ended I mean devolved into loose piles of half-dressed people on the couch, and she said, deadpan, "yeah, tequila makes me take my pants off."

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I agreed

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

"Are you horny yet?" (imo the #1 dehornifying question)

Depends on who's asking.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Once, a few years ago, I was telling a friend abt a party that had ended w tequila shots in the kitchen and by shots I mean swigs from the bottle and by ended I mean devolved into loose piles of half-dressed people on the couch, and she said, deadpan, "yeah, tequila makes me take my pants off."

Similar experiences in my past. Maybe it's more that I'm only ever doing tequila shots with people who want to fool around already than the tequila itself, but I have no contradicting evidence.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah i mean, i think it's also abt atmosphere + booze choice too. e.g. Hangin w person you like + gin, World Cup soccer + beer, Halloween + sparkling water, whatever

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

The guy who gave it to me was like, "Are you horny yet?"

sounds like he was following some 70s dating manual

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember once deciding to take my shirt off while walking home from bar and many beers after one of the korea quarter final games in 2002. bf was like, maybe hang on a minute.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

too much tequila makes me want to do a vision quest, it taps into something way deeper than the libido.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

unfort any amount of tequila makes me sick

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i get pretty mystic on tequila
xp

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Likewise. If I can get past the increased sexual desire brought about by tequila/atmosphere, I go to a real wide open place in my mind.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the cactii what does it

bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link


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