Sex Droughts

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woman on the left otm, wandered way past the missing sex bit

I'm sticking around the 'failings as a person' mark. Happy to see that Carl McCoy is also in the sex-desert. ;)

Not sure if I want to post anything on a public board (or any board really) apart from "lol marriage :("

does ILX have a "how do i shot makeover?" thread, cos i feel like i need to make myself feel a little less lumpy and old but i have not much in the way of budget right now

feel like i actually need to work on the "getting out and meeting interesting new people in my age bracket in a low pressure situation of sparkling conversation" thing too but i live in 'ull ffs

* tumbleweeds *

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NV, you're not a bad looking dude by any means. Winter is coming, maybe try expanding that into a (neatly trimmed) beard for a new look? Not sure if you've done that before but I see on FB you had some hair going on there.. go all the way (to go all the way?) NB my husband has a beard so I may be biased. As for clothes makeovers, I want all dudes in dark blur jeans, a white collar shirt with a black tie and a nice grey sweater on top, so I'm not much help.

lol dark blur jeans is a typo vmic

hahahahaha. Every. Damn. Time. I think I went back and tried to correct it too.

finefine* thank you for adding a ray of good feelings to a grey, drizzly Monday morning

*see i was gonna abbreviate you as "ffm" but that's not good

Aww, I don't mind ffm. I'd rather it was fmm but we take what we can get in this life. You're a good looking man, I worded my response poorly - was simply shooting down the idea that you were frumpy or whatever you said up thread. ;)

dear sex,

i miss you

yours,

dear sex,

don't worry about it. i'm pretty sure i've forgotten how to do you anyway.

peace

Just under 2 years. But not that fussed, I think.

Had sex two months ago for the first time in about a year and a half, so I'm good until 2015 I suppose.

I don't even call it sex anymore, but "sexual contact."

yeah i mean shoot me for the twee fucker i am but at this point some hand-holding and a cuddle wd be plenty, thanks

I think I'm at three weeks - I'm working sixty hours/week at minimum and my girlfriend is six weeks into treatment for atypical anorexia tied to her anxiety. Thought it was a go this weekend as her libido has started to return... and she gets a nasty head cold that I can't afford to catch.

Are people in relationships who haven't had sex for three weeks even allowed to post in this thread? (Sorry about your gf.)

yeah that's not a drought that's like when you wake up in the middle of the night and you;re thirsty

think this thread is more for people for whom there is a non-zero chance they will never have sex ever again

I feel like that's on the other end of the spectrum entirely

Afternoon sex session cancelled, so this now looks to be the first calendar year since the Reagan era where I got nuthin'.

Hey no prob, I already got us a table.

I could always go to the Cock after the Gene Kelly musical tonight.

*your joke here*

there's probably a more specific thread for this, but god i hate porn. i feel both bored by it when watching and drained of motivation to actually go look for sex afterwards. does anybody deal with this?

i tried googling this but the only advice is "everytime you feel the urge to watch porn, think of jesus instead."

lol that could work

My sex drive is so background recently that pr0n is like a treat I give myself every now and then.

ka-BANG

let's go mets

still nothin'

Just like the Mets!

2014 was a desert.

12-14 barren in their entirety.

our house has two children in it, one very small. we are lucky if we have an hour to ourselves, and during that hour, we are very tired and tend to nap. anybody on this thread needs action I'm a very considerate and discreet dude sooner or later the children will be in school.

Pretty sure the rest of my life will be a drought, aside from pouring the occasional bottle of water over my own head, metaphorically speaking.

ew on your head?

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Er, well, yes. That was unexpected.

Never thought a drought of two weeks would feel long, but.

to clarify: did not make like bunnies with gr80

2 weeks. bless.

h8 this thread tbh

Who's sleeping in your sleeping bag, sleepingbag?

it's more of a sad sack

Look, my drought lasted for 3 or 4 years prior to last month.

mine was 4 years since a disappointing one-off preceded by 1 year