Do you have a name for your genitals and/or boobs? If so, what is it?

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Other body parts accepted too.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:30 (ten years ago) link

toots & the maytals

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:57 (ten years ago) link

i do not have a name for my genitals and/or boobs

thomp, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:23 (ten years ago) link

judge judy

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:23 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:46 (ten years ago) link

terminus est

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:51 (ten years ago) link

my boobs are called Chagrin and One More Cupcake Can't Hurt

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:56 (ten years ago) link

nick cave & the bad seeds

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:00 (ten years ago) link

Excalibur

naus, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:08 (ten years ago) link

the zoomin' centipede

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:16 (ten years ago) link

The Conqueror Worm

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:18 (ten years ago) link

darby o'gill and the little people

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:23 (ten years ago) link

my enormous penis

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:32 (ten years ago) link

no joke answers pls

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:49 (ten years ago) link

"Biggest one in four counties."

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:51 (ten years ago) link

"Biggest one in four centuries."

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:54 (ten years ago) link

No. No I do not.

lol Dan.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 14:59 (ten years ago) link

The girls.
I once had a tshirt with two manatees on it and my pilates class started referring to boobs as manatees for a while.

kate78, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Oh the womanatees!

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:10 (ten years ago) link

that's even better!

kate78, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:12 (ten years ago) link

Once I was joking around with a girl about things I could name my dick and after a long string of suggestions, for no real reason I blurt out "Tommy!" It turned out that was her dad's name.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:17 (ten years ago) link

temporarily restricted net assets

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:18 (ten years ago) link

X''''D

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:19 (ten years ago) link

@ kkvg

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:19 (ten years ago) link

nicely packaged bon-bons

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:23 (ten years ago) link

Heavy D and the Boyz.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Herman's Head

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:58 (ten years ago) link

Heavy D and the Boyz

Brilliant.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:01 (ten years ago) link

stand and deliver

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:02 (ten years ago) link

Lou "Diamond" Phillips

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:15 (ten years ago) link

i was thinking Adam & the Ants, myself

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:33 (ten years ago) link

too itchy.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:07 (ten years ago) link

Cousin Larry

lowwave (S-), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:09 (ten years ago) link

the punisher

the dolly doctor movement (electricsound), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:11 (ten years ago) link

I bet you say that to all the girls, you silver-tongued devil you.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 08:47 (ten years ago) link

Mike Hock

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 09:35 (ten years ago) link

Derek Acorah

Craigo Boingo, Friday, 16 July 2010 10:51 (ten years ago) link

I don't get that one.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:09 (ten years ago) link

only a medium?

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Your genitals are possessed by spirits? It's enough to give you the willies...

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:15 (ten years ago) link

Oh you wish.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:17 (ten years ago) link

Wank Hilliams.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:51 (ten years ago) link

when i worked at the women's clinic, i had a list pinned to my office wall of the funniest names for girl parts that i heard from our clients. the girl who called her vagina Yoda took first place. Gross.

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:32 (ten years ago) link

p.s. i haven't named my parts, fwiw

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:32 (ten years ago) link

I guess Yoda is better than Dagobah.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:39 (ten years ago) link

Or Sarlacc Pit.

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:47 (ten years ago) link

Jabba the Hutt

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:49 (ten years ago) link

C3-pee-oh

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:49 (ten years ago) link

Princess Lay-er

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:51 (ten years ago) link

Mynock-ers

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:52 (ten years ago) link

these things right here

peacocks, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:53 (ten years ago) link

Mr. Roper

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:45 (ten years ago) link

YODA!!!!

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 16 July 2010 18:56 (ten years ago) link

maybe i've read too much Victorian social history, but Yoda as name for female genitalia makes me think of wandering womb syndrome (was that what it was called)?

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 18:57 (ten years ago) link

Didn't they just call it hysteria?

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:25 (ten years ago) link

The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times; in ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus, which date from the 5th and 4th centuries BCE. Plato's dialogue Timaeus tells of the uterus wandering throughout a woman’s body, strangling the victim as it reaches the chest and causing disease. This theory is the source of the name, which stems from the Greek word for uterus, hystera (ὑστέρα).

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:25 (ten years ago) link

^^ right, anyway, that's what Yoda vagina reminds me of

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:26 (ten years ago) link

Did Yoda do a lot of wandering?

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:28 (ten years ago) link

he levitates and floats around, right?

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (ten years ago) link

Maybe a better allegory would be if your uterus was Harry Dean Stanton in "Paris, Texas".

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (ten years ago) link

I don't remember Yoda levitating.

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:30 (ten years ago) link

He can levitate a spaceship, but original canonical swampy Yoda did no levitating himself.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:31 (ten years ago) link

Somewhere there is a guy who refers to his penis as 'Count Dooku'.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (ten years ago) link

prequel trilogy, guys; Yoda flips the fuck out when fighting Count Dooku

HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, you gotta love the fact that we now have two simultaneous threads on ILTMI where we're discussing Star Wars and genitals.

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:45 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig40TzCZJQ

btw this thread has made me imagine what it would be like if sex was like this, with the penis playing the part of Count Dooku and the vagina playing the part of Yoda, and now I really hate each and every one of you

HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:46 (ten years ago) link

goooood....goooood...let the hate wash over you. GIVE yourself to the dark side...

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:58 (ten years ago) link

remove bookmark from thread

sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Someone should invent a trouser zipper that makes the sound of a lightsaber igniting when unzipped. Would make a fortune on ThinkG33k.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:09 (ten years ago) link

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Friday, 16 July 2010 23:37 (ten years ago) link

has that caused ILTMI to stop working or

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:19 (ten years ago) link

should have told him "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" xp

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:21 (ten years ago) link

Sex kinda ended there for a few minutes bcz I was lolling too hard. This is a cherished memory.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:53 (ten years ago) link

that is showstopping material

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 01:06 (ten years ago) link

okay holy massive lol, Abbott

he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Perhaps not the most erotic thing to do in bed but I can see why it's a cherished lol memory

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:00 (ten years ago) link

anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"

sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:02 (ten years ago) link

says you!

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:08 (ten years ago) link

this is an assertion worthy of scientific exploration tbh

sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:09 (ten years ago) link

I just have a life-long crush on Mr. Moranis so he's not some emblem of boner-killer for me.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:11 (ten years ago) link

There was a real panic point age about 8 when I thought I was going to grow up to look like Rick Moranis.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:12 (ten years ago) link

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

Lifestyles "Tuxedos" I bet. They're black and slightly tapered. Not a bad fit, though not as good as the Planned Parenthood condoms.

kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:48 (ten years ago) link

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

~omg~

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:58 (ten years ago) link

anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"

Hottest Disney male.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 05:53 (ten years ago) link

three people voted for him - tied with Brendan Fraser the star of Furry Vengeance - your point is?

sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:53 (ten years ago) link

That you shouldn't make such blanket statements, when some people clearly find Rick Moranis erotic.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:55 (ten years ago) link

Three people do, anyway. These are likely the same people that find Woody Allen sexy. In fact, finding Rick Moranis sexy might just be psychic backwash from finding Woody Allen sexy.

kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:47 (ten years ago) link

well, just looking at the poll results, that doesn't mean that those three people find Rick Moranis sexy - just sexi-er than the other choices - and you have no way of knowing if those weren't joke votes.

sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:49 (ten years ago) link

Wait, sarahel, you try to accuse three people of having questionable taste for voting for the star of something called "Furry Vengeance," when three people voted for fucking Robin Hood, the fox that is responsible for ~30% of furry fetishes?

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:08 (ten years ago) link

Abbott - i am not seriously accusing anyone of anything - i think this is a funny topic to explore.

sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:10 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

Can we be shown weirdos + Mike Love?

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:19 (one month ago) link


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