In the pubic interest

"Exciter? I hardly ...

L-Jay-Jay

i hate the term "va-jay-jay" cuz older people think it's some like "hip" & funny to say but it's really just corny & retarded -- it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

tar-jay-jay

they really should just use the word vadge on the covers of magazines imo

it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

w/in 60 seconds of this post, it was a gag on David Letterman. Weird synchronicity.

well i am a writer on that show so not all that weird

what a disaster for NBC

That's odd. I actually went to Tar-jay-jay today. I even lingered a while at the condom section looking at the vibrators.

lolling @ thread

So, when is the Gooey Multi-Sex FuckFap going to take place? If I wear a beak, will it have to be a raven's, or can I substitute a hornbill's?

(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)

If anything is shit-soaked, I'm out.

My wife uses "labs" all the time, often in the phrase "slurp my labs" or simply "slurp 'em". She coined this as a female version of "eat my balls".

Also a big fan of "pissflaps".

That is a little too close to "meat curtains" imo.

that reminds me of the time i was at a pub called the j0hn curt1n hotel and they had burgers called 'curt1n beef burgers' and i was briefly amused in a puerile sort of way at the missed opportunity

often in the phrase "slurp my labs"

Hmmm... black or yellow?

Chocolate?

(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)

You get two more guesses.

I read this as "You get two more wishes" and thought, "I wasted one on a bird?" (It's probably a nice bird and all that if you could get the shit washed off of it, but....)

I thought it was on this thread but I guess not. I hate vajayjay so so much. A girl I was in grad school with used it all the time in class and we were studying women's health. It used to piss me off so much and I can't believe none of the professors ever called her out on it although you could see some of them cringe. It also doesn't help that when I read it I hear it inside my head in an Oprah voice. That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.

"I'm just going to Tar-jay..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/HyacinthBucket.jpg

Being in the upper midwest, we've had Target since I was a small child and a number of Target stores, nicknamed by side of town:

Tar-jay
Targhetto
Targentino

Now there are a few Super Target stores in the suburbs and I have no idea wtf to call them

That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.

this is why the word "vajayjay" will be funny to me for the rest of my life

"I'm stopping at the Super Va-Jay-Jay on my way home from work. Anyone need anything?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo

FOREVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO89J6ouwgE

kind of undeniable once it gets going

Super Va-Jay-Jay

Sounds like a 16 bit games console.

Or a video game, 'Super Va-Jay-Jay Bros.'

Martha Quinn: Groundbreaking Va-Jay-Jay

that must hurt

"Stuffin' Martha's Va-Jay-Jay"

kind of undeniable once it gets going

otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7JeCGALcg

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/physician-calls-for-an-end-to-bikini-waxing-8008628.html

“It is time to declare a truce in the war on pubic hair and allow it to stay right where it belongs.”

that is not actually a truce tbh

truce would be shaving one side

that article is hair-raising!

can't believe ilx user tmi_friday no longer exists in the database

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

I am female and I do the landing strip thing 0
I am female and I shave/wax the lot 0

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b38666fe18a651c629984706177def67/tumblr_mnm0u2PRia1rhua56o1_500.gif

3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is “vulva.”

4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.

23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?

lmfao

In the pubic interest, so that others can avoid my mistake:

DIY brazilian decidedly NOT a good idea.

let's have a look.

tmi_friday is a great username

xp dude!

In about 75% unrelated news, I started shaving my head again this weekend and got to wondering whether it would be easier just to wax my scalp. Youtube has convinced me otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EeOJzHj302Y

the real answer is to never get a haircut

http://renresearch.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/did-renaissance-women-remove-their-body-hair/