In the pubic interest

Plus euphemism implies that there's something inherently icky about genitals/sex and I don't agree.

a friend of mine wants to start a comedy all-female rap group - i suggested the name Va-Jay-Jay Fad

CoochooPosie

L-Jay-Jay

that would involve me explaining l0u1s jagg3r to my friend

"va-jay-jay" is the opposite of a euphemism. it's a "naughty" substitute for a proper term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

esp since they really mean vulva

I keep trying to get "labes" to catch on, but no luck so far

Back to the matter at hand: I am all for pubes becoming a new fashion statement.

if you wanna get with the babes
you gotta learn to worship the labes

Va-Jay-Jay-Z

"va-jay-jay" is the opposite of a euphemism. it's a "naughty" substitute for a proper term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

Jesse, I have given this some thought, because I do not want to be too quick to call you totally wrong. But you are totally wrong. Ms. Indigo Leafy (or whatever her long-ass name is) is totally right. It's a cutesification of vagina, which is not the world's most fuckable word, granted. Bbut this is not an attempt to make it more fuckable. It's an attempt to make it more palatable to teenagers. Which is creepy creepy CREEPY.

If you can't say the word "vagina" with a straight face, you have no business being near one.

If you say the word "vagina" with a gay face, you probably have no business being near one, either.

I love you, Eric.

Not in a gay way.

Well, it's all relative, I guess. I suppose if we touched weenies in the midst of a big gooey multi-sex fuckfest, I wouldn't say anything. At least, not until breakfast.

No, nevermind. That would ruin breakfast for everyone, even me.

Dude you're on a roll tonight.

I don't know if I agree with your refutiation of my assessment of va-jay-jay as a dyphomism, but I am definitely not about to debate that point. I don't even know how I feel about that word.

Kenan, I would not wish to touch weenies during a fuckfest, but I imagine that we could be catalysts for such a fuckfest happening in which we remained on opposite sides of the room, you in your raven's beek and I in my goalie mask and cardigan sweater.

OK, this thread has gotten really interesting. And it's all my fault. (Yay!)

I detest the term "va-jay-jay" because it reminds me of the annoying giggliness that often accompanies women talking about sex. I'd say more, but I'm too excit...er, distracted by the talk about gooey multi-sex fuckfests and weenies touching.

"Exciter? I hardly ...

L-Jay-Jay

i hate the term "va-jay-jay" cuz older people think it's some like "hip" & funny to say but it's really just corny & retarded -- it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

tar-jay-jay

they really should just use the word vadge on the covers of magazines imo

it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

w/in 60 seconds of this post, it was a gag on David Letterman. Weird synchronicity.

well i am a writer on that show so not all that weird

what a disaster for NBC

That's odd. I actually went to Tar-jay-jay today. I even lingered a while at the condom section looking at the vibrators.

lolling @ thread

So, when is the Gooey Multi-Sex FuckFap going to take place? If I wear a beak, will it have to be a raven's, or can I substitute a hornbill's?

(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)

If anything is shit-soaked, I'm out.

My wife uses "labs" all the time, often in the phrase "slurp my labs" or simply "slurp 'em". She coined this as a female version of "eat my balls".

Also a big fan of "pissflaps".

That is a little too close to "meat curtains" imo.

that reminds me of the time i was at a pub called the j0hn curt1n hotel and they had burgers called 'curt1n beef burgers' and i was briefly amused in a puerile sort of way at the missed opportunity

often in the phrase "slurp my labs"

Hmmm... black or yellow?

Chocolate?

(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)

You get two more guesses.

I read this as "You get two more wishes" and thought, "I wasted one on a bird?" (It's probably a nice bird and all that if you could get the shit washed off of it, but....)

I thought it was on this thread but I guess not. I hate vajayjay so so much. A girl I was in grad school with used it all the time in class and we were studying women's health. It used to piss me off so much and I can't believe none of the professors ever called her out on it although you could see some of them cringe. It also doesn't help that when I read it I hear it inside my head in an Oprah voice. That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.

"I'm just going to Tar-jay..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/HyacinthBucket.jpg

Being in the upper midwest, we've had Target since I was a small child and a number of Target stores, nicknamed by side of town:

Tar-jay
Targhetto
Targentino

Now there are a few Super Target stores in the suburbs and I have no idea wtf to call them

That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.

this is why the word "vajayjay" will be funny to me for the rest of my life

"I'm stopping at the Super Va-Jay-Jay on my way home from work. Anyone need anything?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo

FOREVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO89J6ouwgE

kind of undeniable once it gets going

Super Va-Jay-Jay

Sounds like a 16 bit games console.

Or a video game, 'Super Va-Jay-Jay Bros.'