Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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Between the four mac Bros here today and a kilo of sprouts we're inventing a new one every minute here. The fire is burning blue in the grate.

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

The Pusher

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

Lock the Gates!

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

The Mushroom Cloud

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Donald Trumpety-Trump

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Disgraced MP

bored at work (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

The Primary School Plasticine AKA The Semi-Spherical Marbled Poop

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 11:46 (eight years ago) link

Cap and Trade

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link

pffffff-TPP

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link

An Officer and a Gentleman

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Shredded Wheat

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (seven years ago) link

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (seven years ago) link

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (seven years ago) link

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (seven years ago) link

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (seven years ago) link

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (seven years ago) link

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (seven years ago) link

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (seven years ago) link

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link


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