Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

idgi

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink

They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (two years ago) Permalink

the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (two years ago) Permalink

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (two years ago) Permalink

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (two years ago) Permalink

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (two years ago) Permalink

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (two years ago) Permalink

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (two years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (one year ago) Permalink

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (one year ago) Permalink

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

The No Shit Sherlock

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (one year ago) Permalink

ooo just in time for xmas

The Christmas Pudding

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (one year ago) Permalink

The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (one year ago) Permalink

All About That Bass

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (one year ago) Permalink

The Quacking Duck

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (one year ago) Permalink

The Disaster (F)Artist

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (one year ago) Permalink

the long tail

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (one year ago) Permalink

The squeaky clean

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (one year ago) Permalink

The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (one year ago) Permalink

The Dog Whistle

u kno the 1

winkwink nudge nudge

infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (one year ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

The Grand Slam

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (seven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The Tube Train Departing

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (six months ago) Permalink

Wind in the Willows

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (six months ago) Permalink

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The Duck Duck Go

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (five months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

The Oater

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (two months ago) Permalink

quiet storm

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (two months ago) Permalink

The Genie
The Aladdin
The Princess Jasmine
The Abu

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (two months ago) Permalink

the soft brexit

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (two months ago) Permalink

The Charleston

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (two months ago) Permalink

The Dumbo Reboot

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (two months ago) Permalink

The Belgrade Gambit

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (two months ago) Permalink

The Mexican Indian Wars

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (two months ago) Permalink

To Kill a Mockingbird

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (two months ago) Permalink

(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (two months ago) Permalink

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (two months ago) Permalink

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (two months ago) Permalink

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (two months ago) Permalink

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (two months ago) Permalink

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (two months ago) Permalink

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (two months ago) Permalink

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (two months ago) Permalink

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (three weeks ago) Permalink

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (two weeks ago) Permalink

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (two weeks ago) Permalink

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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