Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

95% Buffering

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (two years ago) link

Little Drummer Boy

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

The Color Me Badd

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:17 (one year ago) link

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:30 (one year ago) link

The Washboard

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:04 (one year ago) link

The Easy Wind

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (one year ago) link

Fire Down Below

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:39 (one year ago) link

The Wake of the Flood

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:40 (one year ago) link

"Moribund the Burgermeister"
"Excuse Me"
"Slowburn"
"Waiting for the Big One"
"Down the Dolce Vita"
"Here Comes the Flood"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:30 (one year ago) link

leaving without an agreement

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:19 (one year ago) link

Honkin' Down the Highway

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 00:49 (one year ago) link

The Whistleblower

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:41 (one year ago) link

The Insta Influencer

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The Springer Dinger

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

The Brown Derby (A warm doughnut topped with ice cream, chocolate sauce & mini fudge pieces)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 09:33 (eleven months ago) link

Nestle Crunch

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (eleven months ago) link

the hot pocket

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (eleven months ago) link

Stamping on an empty juice box

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (eleven months ago) link

the gogurt carton

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (eleven months ago) link

the brapaccino

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (eleven months ago) link

The Revenge of Scampo

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (eleven months ago) link

The Gargantuan

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (eleven months ago) link

The Krupa Special

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (eleven months ago) link

Bag of Soup

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (eleven months ago) link

the strangled duck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (eleven months ago) link

Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (eleven months ago) link

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (eleven months ago) link

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (nine months ago) link

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

blood on the tracks

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (eight months ago) link

Spiral Stairs

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Family Fortunes

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (eight months ago) link

The Foghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (eight months ago) link

The Foghorn Leghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (eight months ago) link

The Underleg Foghorn

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (eight months ago) link

five months pass...

the pork dumpling

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (two months ago) link

The Greta Von Flap

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (two months ago) link

double live gonzo

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (two months ago) link

jimmy page on theremin

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (two months ago) link

the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (two months ago) link

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (two months ago) link

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (one month ago) link

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (five days ago) link

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (four days ago) link

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (two days ago) link


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