Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Tommyknockers

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (five months ago) link

Toxic Masculinity

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (five months ago) link

The Blunderbuss

calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (five months ago) link

The Rob Bonta

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (five months ago) link

The Bocky Pop

BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (five months ago) link

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (five months ago) link

The Bobo Honk

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Wake Up Call

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (four months ago) link

The Garlic Press

Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (four months ago) link

the Brakhage Overload

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (four months ago) link

Fine Wind, Clear Morning

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (four months ago) link

Guernica II

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:38 (four months ago) link

Train Union Trots

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:53 (four months ago) link

Neighbor Waker

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:00 (four months ago) link

The Birth of Tragedy

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:25 (four months ago) link

(After several)
Denouement

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:57 (four months ago) link

The Falcon Heavy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:59 (four months ago) link

The Boat-tail Riv

Spicy gyro

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (four months ago) link

Depositing A Check At The Bank

Silence = Death

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:39 (four months ago) link

ILX Stack Overflow

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:39 (four months ago) link

xxpost um if there's a 'deposit' that usually means it's no longer a fart

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:40 (four months ago) link

reuben crisis

poopin whistle crisis

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (four months ago) link

reuben crisis was left over from my intensive brain storm, was meant to be deleted.

poopin whistle crisis was what the team came up with

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (four months ago) link

The Solomon Grundy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:52 (four months ago) link

turtle's breath n. The very final warning fart before the turtle pokes its head out to autograph the gusset.

— Viz Profanisaurus (@VizMagnaFarta) November 2, 2009

calzino, Thursday, 26 May 2022 06:49 (four months ago) link

Final boss

calstars, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:47 (three months ago) link

the Praise of Bacchus

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:49 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Gated Snare

lol

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:28 (three months ago) link

the Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:36 (two months ago) link

conversations with god

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 17:14 (two months ago) link

The San Quentin Special

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:10 (two months ago) link

Liquid Sword

Distributed Computing

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 01:34 (two months ago) link

The Staircase

calstars, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 02:26 (two months ago) link

The Unsound

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 13:34 (two months ago) link

Elon's Musk

Fragrance launch

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:48 (two months ago) link

mostly clean slow squatch

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 19:50 (two months ago) link

Endgame

calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 20:11 (two months ago) link

Well if we're going to do like that...

Big movin', hot steppin', long shaker

:)

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:09 (two months ago) link

lol more outro than intro tho, right?

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:12 (two months ago) link

The Blumpkin adjunct

calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:20 (two months ago) link

Voodoo Child (not so slight return)

The Fishscale

Endgame


Originally the “fin de partie”

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 July 2022 23:37 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Kooky lend me your comb


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