Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (nine years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (nine years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (nine years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (nine years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (nine years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (nine years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (nine years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (nine years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (nine years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (nine years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (nine years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (nine years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (nine years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (nine years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (nine years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (nine years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (nine years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (nine years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (nine years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (nine years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (nine years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (nine years ago) link

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (nine years ago) link

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (nine years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (nine years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (nine years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (nine years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (nine years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (nine years ago) link

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (nine years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (nine years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (nine years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (nine years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (nine years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (nine years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (nine years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (nine years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (nine years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (nine years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (two years ago) link

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (two years ago) link

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

The No Shit Sherlock

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (one year ago) link

ooo just in time for xmas

The Christmas Pudding

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (one year ago) link

The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (one year ago) link

All About That Bass

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (one year ago) link

The Quacking Duck

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (one year ago) link

The Disaster (F)Artist

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (one year ago) link

the long tail

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (one year ago) link

The squeaky clean

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (one year ago) link

The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (one year ago) link

The Dog Whistle

u kno the 1

winkwink nudge nudge

infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

The Grand Slam

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Tube Train Departing

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (eight months ago) link

Wind in the Willows

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (eight months ago) link

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Duck Duck Go

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

The Oater

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (four months ago) link

quiet storm

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (four months ago) link

The Genie
The Aladdin
The Princess Jasmine
The Abu

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (four months ago) link

the soft brexit

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (four months ago) link

The Charleston

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (four months ago) link

The Dumbo Reboot

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (four months ago) link

The Belgrade Gambit

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (four months ago) link

The Mexican Indian Wars

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (four months ago) link

To Kill a Mockingbird

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (four months ago) link

(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (four months ago) link

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (four months ago) link

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (four months ago) link

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (four months ago) link

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (four months ago) link

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (four months ago) link

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (four months ago) link

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (four months ago) link

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (two months ago) link

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (two months ago) link

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (two months ago) link

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (one month ago) link

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (one month ago) link

Piper at the gates of dawn.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (one month ago) link

Rumble in the Bronx

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 03:56 (one month ago) link

The End Of The Road

just another country (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (one month ago) link

Puff-Puff-Pass

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:06 (one month ago) link

95% Buffering

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (one month ago) link

Little Drummer Boy

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (one month ago) link


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