Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (ten years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (ten years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (ten years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (ten years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (ten years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (ten years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (ten years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (ten years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (ten years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (ten years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (ten years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (ten years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (ten years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (ten years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (ten years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (ten years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (ten years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (ten years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (ten years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (ten years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (ten years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (ten years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (ten years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (ten years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (ten years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (ten years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (ten years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (ten years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Scherzo

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (ten years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (ten years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (ten years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (ten years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (ten years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (ten years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (ten years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (ten years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (ten years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (ten years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (ten years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (ten years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (ten years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (ten years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (ten years ago) link

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (one year ago) link

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (one year ago) link

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (one year ago) link

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (one year ago) link

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (one year ago) link

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (one year ago) link

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (one year ago) link

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (one year ago) link

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (one year ago) link

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (one year ago) link

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (one year ago) link

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (one year ago) link

Piper at the gates of dawn.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (one year ago) link

Rumble in the Bronx

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 03:56 (one year ago) link

The End Of The Road

just another country (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (one year ago) link

Puff-Puff-Pass

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:06 (one year ago) link

95% Buffering

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (one year ago) link

Little Drummer Boy

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

The Color Me Badd

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:17 (one year ago) link

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:30 (one year ago) link

The Washboard

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:04 (one year ago) link

The Easy Wind

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (one year ago) link

Fire Down Below

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:39 (one year ago) link

The Wake of the Flood

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:40 (one year ago) link

"Moribund the Burgermeister"
"Excuse Me"
"Slowburn"
"Waiting for the Big One"
"Down the Dolce Vita"
"Here Comes the Flood"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:30 (one year ago) link

leaving without an agreement

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:19 (one year ago) link

Honkin' Down the Highway

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 00:49 (one year ago) link

The Whistleblower

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:41 (one year ago) link

The Insta Influencer

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The Springer Dinger

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (eleven months ago) link

seven months pass...

The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

Nestle Crunch

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (one month ago) link

the hot pocket

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (one month ago) link

Stamping on an empty juice box

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (one month ago) link

the gogurt carton

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (one month ago) link

the brapaccino

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (one month ago) link

The Revenge of Scampo

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (one month ago) link

The Gargantuan

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (one month ago) link

The Krupa Special

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (one month ago) link

Bag of Soup

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (one month ago) link

the strangled duck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (one month ago) link

Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (one month ago) link

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (one month ago) link

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (two weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (two days ago) link

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (two days ago) link


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