Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

The silent squeaker

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

The kickapoo kid

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Splut butt

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

The miasma

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

The ricochet

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Stepped on a frog

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Stepped on a duck

ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

piano down the steps

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

the lost puppy

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

family reunion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

the cattle grind

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

fire in the hole

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

(the butthole)

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

complaining girlfriend

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

the Firebombing of Dresden

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

hestia's welcome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

The Gatling

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

The Squeaker

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Wilhelm

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

The Potsdamer Blatts

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

The Green Isopropyl

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

The Grinch

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

La Cucaracha

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Gorgeous George

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

parting the red sea

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

The Fred Gwynne

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

Scherzo

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

The Girder

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

The Unhappy Birthday

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

The Red Telephone

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

the showdown at the apollo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

the edo period

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

The Divorce Catalyst

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

The Indian Burial Ground

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Footlong

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

closely related to: The Houdidni

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

the bourne ultimatum

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

The Freddy Krueger

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

the lifter puller

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

The Prestige

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

That's called "The Brown Note"

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

The Prospector

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

the manifest destiny

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Fantastic Four

Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Family Fortunes

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (one year ago) link

The Foghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (one year ago) link

The Foghorn Leghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (one year ago) link

The Underleg Foghorn

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

the pork dumpling

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (one year ago) link

The Greta Von Flap

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (one year ago) link

double live gonzo

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (one year ago) link

jimmy page on theremin

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (one year ago) link

the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (one year ago) link

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (one year ago) link

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (eleven months ago) link

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (nine months ago) link

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (nine months ago) link

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (nine months ago) link

Billy Joel's Second Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (nine months ago) link

Heart's Mistral Wind

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (nine months ago) link

Phil's Calling

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (nine months ago) link

The Donner Party’s Nightmare

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (nine months ago) link

a poot stamping on a human face forever

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (nine months ago) link

these poots are made for walking

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (nine months ago) link

where have all the poot boys gone

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (nine months ago) link

The Jesus is king

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (nine months ago) link

The Transfiguration

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (nine months ago) link

The failed substantiation

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (nine months ago) link

I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called.

“200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (nine months ago) link

seven months pass...

The Wayward Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

The Roast Beef Sammy

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (three weeks ago) link

The Dutch Oven

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:58 (three weeks ago) link

the pyrrhic release

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:00 (three weeks ago) link

The Tommyknockers

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (three weeks ago) link

Toxic Masculinity

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (three weeks ago) link

The Blunderbuss

calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (three weeks ago) link

The Rob Bonta

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (three weeks ago) link

The Bocky Pop

BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (three weeks ago) link

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (three weeks ago) link

The Bobo Honk

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (three weeks ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Wake Up Call

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (two days ago) link

The Garlic Press

Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (two days ago) link

the Brakhage Overload

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (two days ago) link

Fine Wind, Clear Morning

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (two days ago) link

Guernica II

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:38 (two days ago) link

Train Union Trots

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:53 (two days ago) link

Neighbor Waker

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:00 (two days ago) link

The Birth of Tragedy

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:25 (two days ago) link

(After several)
Denouement

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:57 (two days ago) link

The Falcon Heavy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:59 (two days ago) link

The Boat-tail Riv

Spicy gyro

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (yesterday) link


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