the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your pants: classic or dud?

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expecting an overwhelming "dud" but this is the case for my new pants and surprisingly i am kinda digging it

samosa gibreel, Monday, 10 May 2010 22:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol word

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

this mostly depends on whether you are a 70's glam-rocker or not

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

depends on the penis

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

i only notice this when i'm about to get off the metro and i see my crotch in the reflection, i readjust my pants but feel the inevitability of it just shifting back once i take a couple steps.

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

often wondered to what extent chicks dig this, but i never got around to surveying widely. i presume since so much fashion accentuates breasts, which guys dig checking out, and yet does not generally outline the penis, that chicks do not so much dig a penis clothed yet delineated. they do check out crotches tho right? so maybe here the hint is better than the answer in the casually checking out stakes.

zvookster, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

depends on the penis

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10

this seems like a good answer

zvookster, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

the other day i saw a guy walking around in too-tight pants like this and yeah i stared at his crotch but the answer to your question is it just makes me assume ur gay

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

"contour"

admrl, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i44.tinypic.com/2428j0x.jpg

just so we have a reference point

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

mindmeld with dyao, just coming to post EXACT SAME CLIP!

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Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

bruce -_-

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

my current setup is more 'sticky fingers' than 'penis pants' tbh

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

further ref

http://i42.tinypic.com/2h66df4.jpg

zvookster, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

I had that copied and ready to paste, but upon looking at it closely I was like "wait is that even fucking real?" and thought I'd just been duped all these years

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

it's the angle that's crazy. that looks like some agonizing siderod

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

it is a transformer

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

Michelangelo's David couldn't produce a contour even if it tried

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

ice BURN, statue, eat it!

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i39.tinypic.com/qy7bzq.jpg

Shit, I guess David could maybe pull off a ballsack contour

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

Z S I think you have come to this thread today with booing in your heart

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

also pretty sure David is a grower, you should see what happens when a chick with no arms rolls by on a cart

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

those balls would barely make a dent

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

i don't think the joy of the contour of your penis being somewhat visible through your pants is like, inviting people to look at your cock and enjoying that. more like, that sort of openness is hilarious and fun once you get past the shame? kind of the same way as someone openning the door while you're changing into your swimsuit can be a silly great moment if you're in the right company. obviously at that moment you're not revelling in someone else's amazement at the sight of your penis, it's the mutual terror at the moment of realization.

my pants are more of a wilful exhibitionism (although i can't really return them at this point and they cost like fifty bucks) and also is probably pretty constant, but it's a similar kind of feeling.

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

pix?

rahni, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i40.tinypic.com/4gllwi.jpg

that's after the armless babe wheels by; barely discernable

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

holy shit, someone marked that first David pic I posted (just the straight up David) as offensive!

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

I never noticed before that David's right leg is being attacked by huge geoducks

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

think this is kinda grossly aggressive idk

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ha Harbl - I was going to post that Bruce pic as an example of one of the few times this is ever OK. On young Bruce and certain rock stars maybe but on yr real life average guy? Big dud.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

so over the winter my gf and i went skiing for the first time ever--we made a big deal about what to wear but i got dressed in the dark and long story short i wore girls sweatpants (with ski pants over them) and am now the owner of these sweatpants because i fell a lot and put a hole in them and bled everywhere.

the sweatpants are super comfortable--sometimes i wear them around the house but it's disconcerting as hell to go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or whatever and there's this *outline*

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

wau

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

sweatpants are god's gift to penis outlines

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

Yeah but dudes most likely to wear sweatpants in public are often the last ppl whose dicks you want to see even if it's just an outline. ;_;

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

well that's cuz you aren't in college atm

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

hmmmm maybe although I'm pretty anti sweatpants in public - even on college dudes

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

except maybe at the gym or in another athletic setting. that might be ok. still anti-outline though. maybe I just like the element of surprise. idk.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

i mean, i would on principle not date a dude who was all wearing sweatpants in public -- but hot slacker/fratty types sometimes will go out in sweatpants and it's nice 4 looking

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

j0rdan otm, this is a fun part of being on campus

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

OK maybe guys who like guys are most likely to enjoy this than girls who like guys? Idk - most times I notice this is sorta skeeves me out rather than turns me on.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)― J0rdan S.

It's people like you that made me never want to join a swim team when I was younger

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

uh oh

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

"The contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your cling-film trousers," I point out to him. Regrettably no more cling-film remains to cover up your immodesty."

Roy Orbison raises his trademark dark glasses to his forehead and surveys his bulging triumph. His eyes dance with the reflection of sun-drenched cellophane and perhaps a glimmer of joy. "Ah, never mind it," says Roy consolingly. "One does not value cling-film trousers for their modest appearance."

For once I am glad that I have run out of cling-film. Or have I?

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

i hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

i don't mind gay people, as long as they don't stare at the contour of my penis somewhat visible through my speedo

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

more like peek cocks amirite

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol idk maybesometimes shut up O_O

peacocks, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

today i was returning books and as i was leaving i saw this incredibly hot frat guy in line w/ sweatpants on and i played this game. and then he lifted up his shirt to reveal the most beautiful abs in the world and it was like i was looking at his naked body. i had to sit down.

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

why did he lift his shirt up

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

to wipe his face

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

he was sweaty

Tape Store, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S

Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting

How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait, you have breasts?

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

gross

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)

thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about

http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

I don't get anything except pit bulls?

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

^actually made my day a little brighter

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
college dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin

double standard, i know

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
^^^^
addendum, however:
college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2010 05:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

classic thread

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:30 (six years ago) Permalink

wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.

Spectrum, Monday, 20 August 2012 16:49 (six years ago) Permalink

Radio advertisement voice: "Experimental Study Stims, for those who like to study hard!"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (six years ago) Permalink

all night, etc.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Monday, 20 August 2012 16:57 (six years ago) Permalink

depends on the penis

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10, 2010 8:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:15 (six years ago) Permalink

i stand by my statement

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:20 (six years ago) Permalink

STONE COLD CLASSIC!

homosexual II, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:43 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 24 August 2012 16:13 (six years ago) Permalink

and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
free-flopping

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:05 (six years ago) Permalink

robert's plant

clouds, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:00 (six years ago) Permalink

a bustle in his hedgerow

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:05 (six years ago) Permalink

alarmed now

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:07 (six years ago) Permalink

There are two paths you can go by.
Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:08 (six years ago) Permalink

a bustle in his hedgerow

― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alarmed now

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL LOLs

carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:13 (six years ago) Permalink

foreground: huge dong
background: huge gong

Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:19 (six years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

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