Nose Hair Removal

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Electric nose hair trimmer 7
Cut with scissors 5
Pluck with fingers 4
Pluck with tweezers 4
My nosehairs never extend beyond polite boundries 3
I just let them dangle out my nose like stalagtites 1
Other 1
Nonelectric nose hair trimmer 0


kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 22 March 2010 12:22 (nine years ago) link

i'm a convert to electric trimmer of late. it does leave it a bit stubbly is the only thing.

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Monday, 22 March 2010 12:28 (nine years ago) link

"Pluck with tweezers"
With fingers I can't get a grip. Scissors leaves cut ends that irritate even more. Same for nose hair trimmers.

black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 22 March 2010 12:29 (nine years ago) link

I use my lighter.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:25 (nine years ago) link

i pay an alsatian to bite them out

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:27 (nine years ago) link

Electric, man. But even so, just after cleanly and totally removing them there's always one crazy 3 cm long & 1 mm thick motherfucker that appears from out of nowhere and attracts the attention of strangers across the street. That one usually gets removed by scissor at the office or by fingers in the car.

StanM, Monday, 22 March 2010 16:41 (nine years ago) link

stan otm. i am almost always surprised by how long and thick and corkscrewy they are.
voted scissors! this is b/c i am a man of simplicity and also this is a somewhat new problem for me

Walter Pate On 'sweetness' (jdchurchill), Monday, 22 March 2010 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, if you pluck them out you realize that some of them come from up inside your brain.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 22 March 2010 19:48 (nine years ago) link

i just don't understand how they grow so fast?

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 March 2010 19:48 (nine years ago) link

and they're connected to your previously unsuspected manly tear ducts.

StanM, Monday, 22 March 2010 20:09 (nine years ago) link

poll needs "scisscors/pluck combo" option

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:10 (nine years ago) link

(xpost) The funny thing about that is it's always the small ones near the front that hurt coming out. The huge bastard ones that look like tendrils growing out of the bowels of the earth don't hurt at all.

black jeans stained by (snoball), Monday, 22 March 2010 20:16 (nine years ago) link

would never pluck nostril hair.

Cut them with whatever is at hand. They grow so fast it's ridiculous and i feel like i should actually get an apparatus specifically for dealing with them.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 22 March 2010 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Fingers, I have a bad habit of doing this whilst driving. I get an ingrown one every now and again and this is the most annoying thing ever.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:28 (nine years ago) link

plucking seems painful and would make you prone to ingrown nose hairs, no? (that ruptured follicle, lying there all exposed to that humidity and bacteria...

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 04:38 (nine years ago) link

It's not really painful, but it's not optimal.

kenan, Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:33 (nine years ago) link

I have a lot of foliage in my nose and that will never change

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:28 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:01 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

fuck you ingrown nose hair! the only redemption to your presence is if i ever get you out and you are 6 inches long.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:18 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

why do we have nose hair

dayo, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:46 (eight years ago) link

Filter system innit?

For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah that, and also to stick out embarrassingly during social situations

dayo, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:50 (eight years ago) link

thats the worst, then it tickles your nostril.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:53 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

Used a box cutter this morning

calstars, Saturday, 15 June 2019 22:06 (three months ago) link

calstars otm. And fucking hell. My toe nails need some kind of nuclear device these days.

kraudive, Sunday, 16 June 2019 20:37 (three months ago) link


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