pooping right before showering

It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.

and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages

this is just

all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise

^^ has rap cadence

ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing

Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away

yes it is in tijuana

yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion

oh come on the french all do it

"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain

"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard

kakagaard amirite

Diogenes fits this debate better:

The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.

He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.

what about pooping before going in the pool?

well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course

I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?

i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?

wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there

I feel a disturbance in the shower.

it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.

lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?

So now this thread has given the world this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

And this:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg

Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.

we are the dreamers of dreams

and the poopers of poops...

ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)

anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.

ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.

It could have been worse. Think about that.

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.

"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"

ugh, u savages

"shit, wipe, shower, shave"

^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture

what if I wear a trucker hat?

not sitting on my furniture

Missing an "h" there...

"neat man is that a color changing couch?"

"well....no....."

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

How now, brown co(uch)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

it's dead here in poopland

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Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

REVEAL YOURSELVES

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....