pooping right before showering

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Poll Results

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wipe 49
don't wipe 5


I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

wipe just to check out the scene, then asses the situation and decide what strategy to take moving forward

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

asses the situation, I lol'd

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait ppl don't wipe if theyre taking a shower?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

who are these people, and how can i avoid them?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

i think a lot of things are not gross but that is kinda gross

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

its not that gross

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

poop heaven

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

it has to go either on your hand or on your soap if you have to physically clean your butt subsequently, or if water can go in there enough it will go on the shower floor

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

it just seems like something people who smell like cheese would do

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

harbl is RITE

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

dyao is RONG

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol harbl

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is definitely necessary as a no toilet paper last resort tho

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought the whole point of poop was that you wanted to minimize the number of places it could go--this thread is telling me that some people don't feel that way

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

sometimes you need more than toilet paper

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

to get the job done

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

you need pressurized water

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

but not soap or your hand--that's nasty

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

you must have one strong shower, mr. que

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm not saying i've done this

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

how can something so wrong feel so right

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

velko, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

depends on the poop imo

rolling stupid fruity crazy ragg ned (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

kenan, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

all goes down the same road

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

but the exit ramps are different

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

/braggin2010

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

I mean

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

such lol

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

How now, brown co(uch)

black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 15:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

it's dead here in poopland

Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 00:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

REVEAL YOURSELVES

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Not in this context.

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol for real wtf Curt1s

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

lurks inside us all

latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 8 April 2010 08:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

Classic thread

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:32 (two years ago) Permalink

I've revised my stance

, Friday, 26 August 2016 01:41 (two years ago) Permalink

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (two years ago) Permalink

need to poop and shower

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:49 (two years ago) Permalink

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:10 (two years ago) Permalink

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 08:54 (two years ago) Permalink

Briquette jonesing diary

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 08:59 (two years ago) Permalink

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:50 (two years ago) Permalink

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:14 (two years ago) Permalink

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (two years ago) Permalink

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

imago, Friday, 26 August 2016 19:35 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:15 (one year ago) Permalink

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:18 (one year ago) Permalink

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:26 (one year ago) Permalink

thread delivers

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (one year ago) Permalink

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (one year ago) Permalink

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (one year ago) Permalink

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (one year ago) Permalink

some poops are harder than others

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (one year ago) Permalink

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink

lol

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (one year ago) Permalink

oh jfc

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (one year ago) Permalink

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (one year ago) Permalink


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