whenever i get aroused very suddenly, i sneeze

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does this happen to anyone else?

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

do you sneeze jizz?

crutboard dudes get subway, totally (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

as far as i can tell, no

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

does pollen arouse you?

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

what do you mean "very suddenly"

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

sudden bonerz

velko, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

stealth erections?

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

what do you mean "very suddenly"

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, August 9, 2009 2:43 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when i'm not, like, looking at porn or intentionally trying to get worked up, i mean.

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

premature sternutation?

grocery groin (snoball), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

or something

seriously, this doesn't happen to anyone else?

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

they say a sneeze is "1/16th of an orgasm"

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

i hope this doesn't happen to you like when you're with someone

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

that wouldn't be cute, bug

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

it wouldn't. but i haven't been with someone in a while either.

:(

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

patience is a virtue

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

i think it would be cute

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Her: "I have a secret piercing I've never shown to anyone. Do you want to see it?"

You: "TCHOO!"

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

quite possibly

galumphing lummox (bug), Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

I have heard the opposite exists: a woman who orgasmed every time she sneezed. Or maybe it's more common than one single example and there's a name for it, I'm not sure.

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

I also sneeze when aroused - but only under two conditions: a) fantasising about sex or b) immediately prior to, ahem, sorting myself out. But if actual proper sex is on the cards, then sneezing does not occur.

mike t-diva, Monday, 10 August 2009 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

It's connected to that whole sneezing when you walk out into sunlight thing. And I sometimes have sneezing fits in Tescos (which in these flu ravaged days leads parents to shield their children from me like I've got torettes) which is something to do with the bright lighting.

Here's a pdf of an article about it from, like, real doctors in a real hospital...
http://www.rsm.ac.uk/media/downloads/JRSMSneezing.pdf

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 10 August 2009 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

I also sneeze at work - frequently and violently - but not in any other environment. This has happened in every office that I have worked in. (And if there's a subliminal sexual connection, then I utterly refute it....)

mike t-diva, Monday, 10 August 2009 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

This thread reminds me of Can A Yawn Signal Arousal?
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back to sneezing. "researchers suggest that sexual thoughts or orgasm might trigger the body's subconscious nervous system, which could lead to sneezing in some people." -by no means a definite answer

I believe sneezing can happen because of anxiety as well.
My belief, which is also a superstition, is that smells/chemicals emitted from an anxious person can cause other people to sneeze.
What I believe is that there is airborne chemicals (something conceptually similar to emitting pheromones) that can pass from one anxious person to other people in a room. But I'm not sure of the effect on the other person. Would they have sudden subconscious feelings of 'motherly protective instincts'... or would they catch the anxiety... or would they feel just the opposite - more brave.

Also, back on topic, I wonder if pheromones (or something similar) could be the cause sneezing.

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

I get the hiccups when I eat chips and salsa, which I always thought was strange and bothersome, but I guess thank god it's not triggered by boners.

°⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

eight years pass...

i had an ex who i swear would yawn whenever shed get aroused

cld never find out how to ask her or get her to admit it tho

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:31 (three years ago) link

Opposite of op for me

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:32 (three years ago) link

Noted elsewhere on ilx previously but after tweaking one or another muscle in my undercarriage several years back I went through a period where eg getting into the car, or a low couch, etc -not all the time but say four or five times in a few months- made me climax

Eventually recovered ffs

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:34 (three years ago) link

we need to talk about boredom bonerz

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:35 (three years ago) link

Always found it was more a positional thing than a boredom thing

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:36 (three years ago) link

Then-gf played footsie with me in a maths class once and I had the teacher explain a very simple matrices concept over and over again for ten minutes after the scheduled break with the whole class fucked off at me until I composed myself enough to stand that was another one

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:38 (three years ago) link

no i feel ya

like a reflex

case where the lil guy snoozing does not mean losing

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:40 (three years ago) link


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