foods that come out in your poo

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A week ago I made rice with a mirepoix (finely minced celery, carrot, and onion with lots of margarine), and then next day when I shit it was full of little green, orange, and white pieces. It was magical.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

Corn! FTW

redmond, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

spinach sometimes just doesn't digest

harbl, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

peppers, peanuts

snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

are you threatening me?

snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

foods that poo are calorie free ftw

die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

now this really is tmi

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

I have some interesting news for you ppls: All foods you eat come out in yr poos.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Sunday, 14 December 2008 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

So I made a tomato pie yesterday. This kind:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/TomatoPie.jpg

not an actual pie or something. So anyway I made a whole cookie-sheet full and it was so good that it was literally the only thing I ate for 36 hours. And then it turned my shit a really weird reddish hue from all the tomato sauce.

Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

Guinness turns your shit a particularly foul very dark shade of brown.

chap, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

In the middle of eating shepherd's pie at an Irish restaurant (on St. Patrick's Day!), I went to the restroom & to my horror discovered that my poo was a dusky shade of green, similar to what comes out the back end of a goose. I was 12 at the time & failed to see the humor of the situation.

arugula (unregistered), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

Squid ink pasta = DEEP BLACK POO

And when you eat whole green onions (Me and my dad make them when grilling, just wrap them in foil with a bit of butter and leave em cooking, or grill them after brushing them with the butter), the end part with the roots is clearly visible in the toilet.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

That actually reminds me of a joke, but, er, I think I'll save it. It's in bad taste.

snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

It's in bad taste.

^^^ that isn't the joke or anything to do with the joke, BTW

snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

because a thread called FOODS THAT COME OUT IN YOUR POO is clearly the place for good taste to be observed

Merry Christuomas (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

Well I feel that there is a limit...

snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

twelve years pass...

what's the joke

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 21:19 (one month ago) link

I have no idea!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2021 21:36 (one month ago) link


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