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Happy thanksgiving.

Tell us about your pubes.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I mildly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it 35
I AM THE GRAND PUBA AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS OR DOESN'T 20
I greatly groom and discuss it regularly 1


yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

rarely, if ever, discuss any of the above, seems to be the case

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

I should trim the forest around my junk more often.

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

hot wax junk

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

In fact, the next series of "I'm A Celebrity..." is going to be filmed in it.

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

can't see the tree for the forest

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

I think you mean "can't see the wood for the pubes trees"

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

daer snoball

i only have one tree :-(

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

but two hills :-)

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

Nothing you can do. It always comes back.

james k polk, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

judy's jungle is another man's pillow

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

and tarantulas, big pubic tarantulas on the bathroom floor

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, dude

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

digging seaweed out of the drain with a toothbrush

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

I read the phrase "self-limiting like pubic hair" otherwise and thought about my pubes in a whole new way.

Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just saying, if we could self-limit our resource consumption like pubes, the world would be a better place.

Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, dude

^^^ one of Paul Simon's rejected lines for "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

snoball, Thursday, 4 December 2008 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, bubb
cut down on that rug, doug
dig it out your back, jack
etc

shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

naturally hirsute vs. brazilian wax

― elmo argonaut, Monday, July 23, 2007 12:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 07:59 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like a DJ remix album

snoball, Monday, 8 December 2008 08:15 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hahaha

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I greatly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it

all that matters is getting Yui kablooie (tron), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

No pubits is no fun if no other reason than THE ITCHY.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

OTOH according to MY MOM once I hit 35 the gross triangle gets cancerous and basically spreads everywhere? In our family's genes? THANKS MOM.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

i try my best to grow all my hair internally with occasional little red bumpy windows to the world

Transatlantic Dementia (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

I greatly groom and discuss it regularly 1

fess up

Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2009 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

I have a doctors appointment next week. Grooming would be weird. Not grooming would be weird. I don't want to go.

james k polk, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

so this question has been on my mind lately-- for those who groom... where do you stop? do you go up the stomach? thighs? other regions of the nether? i feel the need to expand but don't wanna end up like jerry in the seinfeld episode where he starts trimming around his collarbone & then ends up w/ a totally shaved chest

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

Happy trails to you
Until we meet again

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

I try to go for a J0n Dough (RIP dude) look.

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

BTW GISing that guy's name brings up some NSFW results (like that's a surprise...)

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

o.õ (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

dig it out your back, jack

uh

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

"memes of bush," surely?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 April 2010 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

nine years pass...

lettin the freak flag fly

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 03:25 (one year ago) link

Grooming's for cowards.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:04 (one year ago) link

great revive

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:06 (one year ago) link

I bet i know who the solitary voter was if sincere

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 09:14 (one year ago) link


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