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Happy thanksgiving.

Tell us about your pubes.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I mildly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it 35
I AM THE GRAND PUBA AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS OR DOESN'T 20
I greatly groom and discuss it regularly 1


yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

rarely, if ever, discuss any of the above, seems to be the case

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

I should trim the forest around my junk more often.

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

hot wax junk

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

In fact, the next series of "I'm A Celebrity..." is going to be filmed in it.

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

can't see the tree for the forest

yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

I think you mean "can't see the wood for the pubes trees"

snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

daer snoball

i only have one tree :-(

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

but two hills :-)

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing you can do. It always comes back.

james k polk, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

judy's jungle is another man's pillow

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

and tarantulas, big pubic tarantulas on the bathroom floor

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, dude

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

digging seaweed out of the drain with a toothbrush

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

I read the phrase "self-limiting like pubic hair" otherwise and thought about my pubes in a whole new way.

Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'm just saying, if we could self-limit our resource consumption like pubes, the world would be a better place.

Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, dude

^^^ one of Paul Simon's rejected lines for "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

snoball, Thursday, 4 December 2008 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

trim your hub in the tub, bubb
cut down on that rug, doug
dig it out your back, jack
etc

shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

naturally hirsute vs. brazilian wax

― elmo argonaut, Monday, July 23, 2007 12:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 07:59 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like a DJ remix album

snoball, Monday, 8 December 2008 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hahaha

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

I greatly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it

all that matters is getting Yui kablooie (tron), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

No pubits is no fun if no other reason than THE ITCHY.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

OTOH according to MY MOM once I hit 35 the gross triangle gets cancerous and basically spreads everywhere? In our family's genes? THANKS MOM.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

i try my best to grow all my hair internally with occasional little red bumpy windows to the world

Transatlantic Dementia (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I greatly groom and discuss it regularly 1

fess up

Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2009 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

I have a doctors appointment next week. Grooming would be weird. Not grooming would be weird. I don't want to go.

james k polk, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

so this question has been on my mind lately-- for those who groom... where do you stop? do you go up the stomach? thighs? other regions of the nether? i feel the need to expand but don't wanna end up like jerry in the seinfeld episode where he starts trimming around his collarbone & then ends up w/ a totally shaved chest

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:14 (ten years ago) link

Happy trails to you
Until we meet again

I try to go for a J0n Dough (RIP dude) look.

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:22 (ten years ago) link

BTW GISing that guy's name brings up some NSFW results (like that's a surprise...)

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:29 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

o.õ (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:20 (ten years ago) link

dig it out your back, jack

uh

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:05 (ten years ago) link

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

"memes of bush," surely?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 April 2010 02:41 (ten years ago) link

nine years pass...

lettin the freak flag fly

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 03:25 (seven months ago) link

Grooming's for cowards.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:04 (seven months ago) link

great revive

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:06 (seven months ago) link

I bet i know who the solitary voter was if sincere

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 09:14 (seven months ago) link


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