brushing your teeth and peeing

literally did it yesterday. what can I say, sometimes my break is only 15 minutes

I was thinking no, but actually I have. Not something I'm a fan of, but sometimes you just have to pee while doing something else.

Voted no. drank a beer on the toilet more than once, though

one reason I dislike multitasking w/ toilet things is for some reason last night due to being in a hurry to get out the door, I decided to put on my necklace w/ dad's ashes in it last night while simultaneously peeing and then watched in horror as the necklace slid off of the chain and into the pee-filled bowl.

was swearing up a storm after that one and had to buff and shine the necklace. I'm so sorry Pops!

oh buddy, you'd best believe that's a haunting! (sorry) (but ghost dad is probably clowning you so hard for this) (sorry again) (💚)

unless i'm in a hurry, i get to frothing like cujo basically every time i brush my teeth, having to lean over the sink and dripping minty suds down my chin and arms. it is distractingly sexy, but what can you do? i want to give a nice little scrub to every available surface of every one of my teeth and it gets messy! i can't be doing that on the toilet, no way no how.

Where's the brushing your teeth while peeing in the shower and also reading ilx on your phone option?

Don't ask me if I'm joking

God I've got a real problem

if you think i'm capable of doing that you are severely overestimating how coordinated i am

Been wanting to post somewhere about dudes texting or doing the wordle or monday.com at the urinal. Not okay.

Also 'no hands' at the urinal but that's not necessarily multi tasking, and i think this is bitterness on my part that i don't think it's possible for me.

Chances your phone falls in the toilet if your phone is in your pocket: 0

Chances your phone falls in the toilet if your phone is in your hand: 1:200

yes, i have done that

O salacious tavern and you comrades,
at the ninth pillar from the felt-capped brothers,
you think that you alone have penises,
that you alone are permitted to have sex with
however many girls there are and think the rest he-goats?
Or, because 100 (or 200?) of you stupids sit in a line,
you think that I would not dare to force you 200 sitters together
to perform oral sex on me?
But now think: I will draw dicks all over the front of your tavern.
For that girl, who fled from my lap,
who I loved as much as no one will love a girl,
on behalf of whom many battles were fought,
sits there. All the good and rich men are making love to this girl,
and, indeed, rather unsuitably, all you puny alley-way adulterers;
you love one beyond all, one of the hairy ones.
son of the cave-dwelling Celtiberians,
Egnatius, whose good is marked by a shady beard,
and who scours his teeth with Iberian piss.

well hello there...

BETRAYERMOUSE.

post on any good dog threads lately ಠ_ಠ

Honestly, I deserve that.

And you, cat, despite your murderous instincts have been the most wonderful ally to us mice. This shows great strength of character.
Back at the hole, we worship you *as a goddess*
The great benevolent cat

I have banished myself from the DOGS thread in penance

I really do feel awful

Where's the brushing your teeth while peeing in the shower and also reading ilx on your phone option?

― H.P, Saturday, February 10, 2024 8:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is what I do minus the ILX because that would be insane.

Insanely cool maybe

no

;)

xp to Deflatormeowsie: i'm only foolin', i know you're a sweetheart! things can get heated in the dog thread. it's nobody's fault (it is probably dogs' fault) & i think you should post wherever your heart guides you because when you are not wishing death upon my people you are a Good and Valuable Poster 🧀

Kinda hard to hold it against a mouse for espousing the murderous tendencies of the cat

All due respect and all

aw, dear cat, your forgiveness makes me feel worse

I mean yeah, i was riffing on my dn

i love animals more than anything, and i really don't like it when people joke about hurting them. i have no idea what possessed me to say such a thing on a thread where ppl are talking about their beloved fur friends :(

But it's nice to see more animal lovers coming out of the woodwork in the religion thread :)

I mean, I’ve done it

Egnatius, who has shiny, white teeth, grins forever everywhere. If he is in court, when counsel excites tears, he grins. If he be at funeral pyre where one mourns a son devoted, where a bereft mother's tears stream for her only son, he grins. Whatever it may be, wherever he is, whatever may happen, he grins. Such an ill habit has he—neither in good taste, I suppose, nor refined. Therefore take note from me, my good Egnatius. Whether you are from the city or Sabine or Tiburtine, or a thrifty Umbrian or a fat Etruscan, or a dark, toothy Lanuvian, or Transpadine (to touch upon my own folk also), or whoever of those who cleanly wash their teeth, still I wish you wouldn't grin forever everywhere; for nothing is more senseless than senseless giggling. Now you're a Celtiberian: and in the Celtiberian land early in the morning they piss and scrub their teeth and pinky gums with it, so that the higher the polish on your teeth, the more it proclaims that you have drunk your piss.

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i do this sometimes, but i admit that as is usually the case with multitasking both endeavors are stunted by the other

I've tried multitasking this shit, some I think ex-ilxor was particularly espousing shaving in the shower, but it does not work for me. one thing at a time

literally did it yesterday. what can I say, sometimes my break is only 15 minutes

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

wasn’t the first work break combo I would’ve thought of but ok!

I brush my teeth with pee

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Alred thank you for making me glad to have come back to the thread