Lunch has arrived... now u have to poop

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This fucking happens all the time. When it does...how to handle?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Go poop, the food can wait 7
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food) 4
Other 3
Bring your lunch into the bathroom 2
Throw your lunch into the floor and demand it be remade 2


Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:53 (four months ago) link

Here I am, you have to what now

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:02 (four months ago) link

It's a living

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:04 (four months ago) link

Other: Poop and hope it stays warm (the poop)

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:32 (four months ago) link

the poop
the poop
the poop is on fire

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:34 (four months ago) link

how do you throw food "into" the floor?

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:50 (four months ago) link

if Neanderthal is installing flooring for you, be sure he has easy access to a nearby bathroom

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:53 (four months ago) link

Go poop, the food can wait
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food)

I want to know why these are two separate options

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (four months ago) link

Usually poop after eating. It's called "dumping".

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (four months ago) link

oh goddammit! one of those options was supposed to be eat now, poop later.

welp this poll is FLAWED

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:57 (four months ago) link

Neanderthal do you normally poop around lunch time or are you like excited about lunch?

record shopping always does it to me

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:58 (four months ago) link

I love lunch. but my body always wants to....go then.

it's muscle memory from my days in the office, when that would happen cos I ate breakfast back then. but I don't anymore!

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:02 (four months ago) link

atta by

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:04 (four months ago) link

gonna start eating lunch at 10 am now

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:05 (four months ago) link

Never put off pooping.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (four months ago) link

it's a situation that could snoball

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (four months ago) link

BRB pooping

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:21 (four months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 February 2021 00:01 (four months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 February 2021 00:01 (four months ago) link

Pavlovian loop time.
KInda sadistic, maybe train your consumer to have teh same reaction to an approaching dinner tray.
Maybe invest in adult nappies?

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 February 2021 09:36 (four months ago) link


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