Lunch has arrived... now u have to poop

Here I am, you have to what now

It's a living

Other: Poop and hope it stays warm (the poop)

the poop
the poop
the poop is on fire

how do you throw food "into" the floor?

if Neanderthal is installing flooring for you, be sure he has easy access to a nearby bathroom

Go poop, the food can wait
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food)

I want to know why these are two separate options

Usually poop after eating. It's called "dumping".

oh goddammit! one of those options was supposed to be eat now, poop later.

welp this poll is FLAWED

Neanderthal do you normally poop around lunch time or are you like excited about lunch?

record shopping always does it to me

I love lunch. but my body always wants to....go then.

it's muscle memory from my days in the office, when that would happen cos I ate breakfast back then. but I don't anymore!

atta by

gonna start eating lunch at 10 am now

Never put off pooping.

it's a situation that could snoball

BRB pooping

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Pavlovian loop time.
KInda sadistic, maybe train your consumer to have teh same reaction to an approaching dinner tray.
Maybe invest in adult nappies?