A little TOO hot: capsicum and sex

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver)
Posted: March 4, 2020 at 4:28:19 PM
I can imagine that ghost peppers are a whole different story. I was thinking about chopping up say scotch bonnet or something never burned my hands.

have had some very bad experiences with chili tainted hands, which belong in ILTMI

I thought I was the only one.

Zing test

I had an awesome dinner date once with a roommate's ex-gf that he set me up with. I chopped up a habanero for whatever we made for dinner at her place. After dinner, we decided to go for it and after a while, intercourse with confom (put on by me) commenced. Shortly thereafter:

"OH! Hmm, that's... interesting. I think I can feel the peppers"

Very shortly after that:

"Um I don't think this is going to workouchowow"

Sadly we never got it on again...

I've had both my penis and my anus (separate incidents) touched by someone who had earlier chopped chilies. Both incidents ended in me running the affected part under cold water

then why is it called capsi-cum
sorry

LOL

Chop chilli, wash hands, go for piss, apparently not adequately washed hands. It felt like it was melting for a couple of minutes.

boycotting this thread for isolating and removing the good part of the outbreak thread

xp yep, and what's worse is that i do it all the time

Gloves, people! Otherwise, you can use the plastic produce bag to cover your hands while chopping. Have inadvertently touched my own dick after chopping peppers, but dont think I've gotten interactive with anyone else under similar circumstances.

so after you chop peppers you have sex with gloves on, is what you're saying

Chopping chillis with gloves on is a depressing metaphor for the way to lead a life. Really you just need access to a long, cool glass of milk when required.

for dunking

It's happened

dans la dairy air

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

scotch burnit

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

No points if it's uncut. When I toured the Chile Pepper Institute in Las Cruces, the director picked a bhut jolokia from the demo garden and rubbed it on his eyelids to show how harmless they are until you get inside to the veins.

if what's uncut

A+

hate to type it but actual irl laugh

lol, I thought about fixing the wording but nah

lmao

tip of bonnet harbl