Good sex sounds just like macaroni and cheese being stirred

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Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:31 (five years ago) link

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i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:31 (five years ago) link

why would you have sex in a microwave that's taking it too far I think

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (five years ago) link

I wouldn't know I've never lasted that long

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (five years ago) link

not a very inclusive definition of "sex" but I will give it a pass

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (five years ago) link

Oh stop it

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:35 (five years ago) link

tbh it doesn't seem like a very inclusive definition of "good" either

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:35 (five years ago) link

"good sex" = "sex that sounds like mac and cheese being stirred" <-- this appears to be the thesis

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:37 (five years ago) link

Wait isn't there a famous post about this

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:40 (five years ago) link

not gonna click that link @ work but this thesis approximates a thought ive had before but it was baked ziti

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 May 2016 19:40 (five years ago) link

Once I was in a pizza place in Connecticut. There was this really hot waitress working the pies like no tomorrow. Something about the way she said sausage that made me horny. "Sauseeg". Man did my sauseeg get hard when she talked. We flirted through must of our interactions. At the end of the night I asked her for her number and waht time she got off work. She said she was hanging out late tonight to close up. It was her parents shop. She asked if I wanted to stay and help. I did. We stayed late and we were so attracted to each other that we started going at it right there on the counter. We pushed the Jimmy Fund Donation can aside and layed out some flour on the counter top. We stripped butt naked and I told her to get the meatballs and sauseeg. She proceeded to shove two meatballs inside my rectum. It was hot. I rubbed her all over with capicola and mortadell. I made her my little italian sub and ate the shit out of her.

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...), July 28th, 2004.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:52 (five years ago) link

hall of fame post

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:54 (five years ago) link

"Sauseeg"

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:05 (five years ago) link

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...)

King Nagl (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 03:02 (four years ago) link

I have thus far successfully resisted the urge to change my dn to 'two meatballs inside my rectum'. You're welcome.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 03:08 (four years ago) link

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/sloppy-joe-and-macaroni-casserole-recipe.html

I wonder what this sounds like.

Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 05:10 (four years ago) link

indegestion

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:37 (four years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/Ol05L0xa5BZ

, Friday, 20 May 2016 16:18 (four years ago) link

she wants an orgasm with her body enveloped in warm spaghetti.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:03 (four years ago) link

I get it. I tried it with vermicelli once but it was a subpar orgasm, for sure.

Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:09 (four years ago) link

As I mentioned, she's really into the idea of getting into a giant bath filled with warm spaghetti. Anyone have any tips for making this happen? The logistics seem a bit hard, especially keeping all of it warm.

why is fortune so capricious
and why is joy so quickly done?

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:40 (four years ago) link

There's something a little disturbing about how that smartbrothas article starts with "This is something I first noticed over a decade ago while running an afterschool program ".

BTW I avoided clicking on this thread cos I thought DJP was posting it speaking from personal exp and it was doing my head in (sorry D)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 21 May 2016 05:49 (four years ago) link

kinda entry level imo. super great sex sounds like the inside of the Barilla factory, all those giant machines making pasta. some people wear hearing protection but I get into that deafening giant mechanical drone

https://www.tumblr.com/video/garfieldsbigfatass/144932540408/500/

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 12:03 (four years ago) link

omg at the captainmeatballs post

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:36 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 00:01 (four years ago) link

Good sex sounds just like blurping a Go-Gurt.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:47 (four years ago) link

good sex sounds just like

https://cmgajcradiotvtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/gallagher-smash.gif

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:04 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:01 (four years ago) link

RIP all of my political aspirations ;_;

DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:29 (four years ago) link

Like a horse clopping down a muddy trail.

King Nagl (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 15:22 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62CIVOjMNoE

johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:31 (three years ago) link

TFW your editor assigns you a piece about kissing ... but you're not really sure what kissing is pic.twitter.com/5eUE5aEHgx

— Candace Bryan (@cantdancebryan) July 6, 2017

flopson, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:45 (three years ago) link

o_O

mh, Saturday, 8 July 2017 17:01 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

So we talkin Kraft?

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:54 (one year ago) link

i always misread "sounds just like" as "just sounds like" and it adds this dismissive or underwhelmed tone to the assertion, like, everyone makes such a big fucking deal out of great sex but lemme tell you, it just sounds like mac and cheese being stirred

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:34 (one year ago) link

hahaha

that kind of attitude could raise ethical dilemmas with purchasing mac and cheese, many people are saying

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:47 (one year ago) link

What does bad sex sou
sound like?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:10 (one year ago) link

Throbbing Gristle

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:20 (one year ago) link


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