Good sex sounds just like macaroni and cheese being stirred

Pre or post microwave

post

why would you have sex in a microwave that's taking it too far I think

I wouldn't know I've never lasted that long

not a very inclusive definition of "sex" but I will give it a pass

Oh stop it

tbh it doesn't seem like a very inclusive definition of "good" either

"good sex" = "sex that sounds like mac and cheese being stirred" <-- this appears to be the thesis

Wait isn't there a famous post about this

not gonna click that link @ work but this thesis approximates a thought ive had before but it was baked ziti

Once I was in a pizza place in Connecticut. There was this really hot waitress working the pies like no tomorrow. Something about the way she said sausage that made me horny. "Sauseeg". Man did my sauseeg get hard when she talked. We flirted through must of our interactions. At the end of the night I asked her for her number and waht time she got off work. She said she was hanging out late tonight to close up. It was her parents shop. She asked if I wanted to stay and help. I did. We stayed late and we were so attracted to each other that we started going at it right there on the counter. We pushed the Jimmy Fund Donation can aside and layed out some flour on the counter top. We stripped butt naked and I told her to get the meatballs and sauseeg. She proceeded to shove two meatballs inside my rectum. It was hot. I rubbed her all over with capicola and mortadell. I made her my little italian sub and ate the shit out of her.

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...), July 28th, 2004.

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"Sauseeg"

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...)

I have thus far successfully resisted the urge to change my dn to 'two meatballs inside my rectum'. You're welcome.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/sloppy-joe-and-macaroni-casserole-recipe.html

I wonder what this sounds like.

indegestion

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/28w95c/my_girlfriend_wants_a_speghetti_bath_is_that_safe/

https://vine.co/v/Ol05L0xa5BZ

she wants an orgasm with her body enveloped in warm spaghetti.

I get it. I tried it with vermicelli once but it was a subpar orgasm, for sure.

As I mentioned, she's really into the idea of getting into a giant bath filled with warm spaghetti. Anyone have any tips for making this happen? The logistics seem a bit hard, especially keeping all of it warm.

why is fortune so capricious
and why is joy so quickly done?

There's something a little disturbing about how that smartbrothas article starts with "This is something I first noticed over a decade ago while running an afterschool program ".

BTW I avoided clicking on this thread cos I thought DJP was posting it speaking from personal exp and it was doing my head in (sorry D)

kinda entry level imo. super great sex sounds like the inside of the Barilla factory, all those giant machines making pasta. some people wear hearing protection but I get into that deafening giant mechanical drone

https://www.tumblr.com/video/garfieldsbigfatass/144932540408/500/

omg at the captainmeatballs post

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Good sex sounds just like blurping a Go-Gurt.

good sex sounds just like

https://cmgajcradiotvtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/gallagher-smash.gif

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RIP all of my political aspirations ;_;

Like a horse clopping down a muddy trail.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62CIVOjMNoE

TFW your editor assigns you a piece about kissing ... but you're not really sure what kissing is pic.twitter.com/5eUE5aEHgx

— Candace Bryan (@cantdancebryan) July 6, 2017

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So we talkin Kraft?

i always misread "sounds just like" as "just sounds like" and it adds this dismissive or underwhelmed tone to the assertion, like, everyone makes such a big fucking deal out of great sex but lemme tell you, it just sounds like mac and cheese being stirred

hahaha

that kind of attitude could raise ethical dilemmas with purchasing mac and cheese, many people are saying

What does bad sex sou
sound like?

Throbbing Gristle

starts 56 seconds in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a9jnnBaPNg