Inadvertent/Unwanted Arousal: C/D

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I thought accidental boners were a thing of the past for me, but I was getting my hair shampooed before a haircut and the shampoo lady was a reasonably nice looking young lady, and I was pretty relaxed and not thinking much of it when suddenly, yikes! My face got completely flushed and my breath got fast and I had to do the "think about baseball" thing. Does this still happen to anyone else in adulthood?

man alive, Saturday, 3 January 2015 05:03 (four years ago) Permalink

i was working my farmer's market stand this summer and a husband/wife couple were looking at some cheeses. the husband (very broad, stout, pronounced belly, looked kinda truck driverish) was gawking at them and his wife joked "he's not gonna leave, i think he wants to go home with you!" and i had the same hot flush in that instant

mister brevis (clouds), Saturday, 3 January 2015 06:41 (four years ago) Permalink

you should write a film about a torrid secret romance between a portly married truck driver and a purveyor of fine cheeses

man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:42 (four years ago) Permalink

"you had me at havarti"

mister brevis (clouds), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:39 (four years ago) Permalink

"This one has a delicate hind--er--rind"

man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:55 (four years ago) Permalink

funeral boner

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:55 (four years ago) Permalink

surgery boner

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:56 (four years ago) Permalink

documentary boner

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:57 (four years ago) Permalink

accidental boners are a way of life, or at least a waypoint on a forgivable path.

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:57 (four years ago) Permalink

fwiw the barbershop shampoo thing is like the only thing I can think of where you have that much intimate contact with a stranger, other than I guess something like massage, which (1) I never get and (2) I get the sense that there's more conscious effort to make it not feel intimate, like as part of the training. Like you have a woman (or sometimes man) rubbing your head and feeling your hair, sometimes even pressing her legs or crotch against your shoulder.

man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:00 (four years ago) Permalink

I wasn't aware this was a thing - no explicit mention of happy endings, at first glance. Hair whores.

http://www.thegrosvenorongeorge.com.au/barber-babes-topless-hairdresser.html
http://thenakedbarber.com

StanM, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:32 (four years ago) Permalink

what about dentist visits? during cleanings I mean; although "root canal" could be slangy at least

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:29 (four years ago) Permalink

it happens to me whenever i hear a barbershop quartet =/

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:36 (four years ago) Permalink

I had some dental work done recently by a young attractive female dentist, the first time I'd been since the late middle aged guy I'd been seeing since I was a child left, and I was aware of an uncomfortable intimacy for the first time, the physical pain and terror ruled out any possibility of impromptu boners though. I mainly just felt more ashamed than normal of how undignified I looked and how disgusting my body is

soref, Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:53 (four years ago) Permalink

'late middle aged guy' = guy who is late middle age to be clear, he's not dead

soref, Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:55 (four years ago) Permalink

also optometrist visits

I would be ashamed but this is ILTMI

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:57 (four years ago) Permalink

Shut up - I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow and both her and her assistant are female women.

StanM, Sunday, 4 January 2015 10:23 (four years ago) Permalink

There are always boobs on my noggin at dentist appointments, but it's never aroused me.

how's life, Sunday, 4 January 2015 13:49 (four years ago) Permalink

is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma, or "she" is actually a mailbox, or...?

yusef latifah (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:51 (four years ago) Permalink

is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma

I mean literally your grandma

yusef latifah (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:54 (four years ago) Permalink

Can we hear from the ladies too? This can't just be a guy thing.

Lee626, Monday, 5 January 2015 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

Back from the dentist - she filled all my holes and I didn't feel a thing.

StanM, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:08 (four years ago) Permalink


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