I thought accidental boners were a thing of the past for me, but I was getting my hair shampooed before a haircut and the shampoo lady was a reasonably nice looking young lady, and I was pretty relaxed and not thinking much of it when suddenly, yikes! My face got completely flushed and my breath got fast and I had to do the "think about baseball" thing. Does this still happen to anyone else in adulthood?
― man alive, Saturday, 3 January 2015 05:03 (ten years ago) link
i was working my farmer's market stand this summer and a husband/wife couple were looking at some cheeses. the husband (very broad, stout, pronounced belly, looked kinda truck driverish) was gawking at them and his wife joked "he's not gonna leave, i think he wants to go home with you!" and i had the same hot flush in that instant
― mister brevis (clouds), Saturday, 3 January 2015 06:41 (ten years ago) link
you should write a film about a torrid secret romance between a portly married truck driver and a purveyor of fine cheeses
― man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:42 (ten years ago) link
"you had me at havarti"
― mister brevis (clouds), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:39 (ten years ago) link
"This one has a delicate hind--er--rind"
― man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:55 (ten years ago) link
funeral boner
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:55 (ten years ago) link
surgery boner
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:56 (ten years ago) link
documentary boner
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:57 (ten years ago) link
accidental boners are a way of life, or at least a waypoint on a forgivable path.
fwiw the barbershop shampoo thing is like the only thing I can think of where you have that much intimate contact with a stranger, other than I guess something like massage, which (1) I never get and (2) I get the sense that there's more conscious effort to make it not feel intimate, like as part of the training. Like you have a woman (or sometimes man) rubbing your head and feeling your hair, sometimes even pressing her legs or crotch against your shoulder.
― man alive, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:00 (ten years ago) link
I wasn't aware this was a thing - no explicit mention of happy endings, at first glance. Hair whores.
http://www.thegrosvenorongeorge.com.au/barber-babes-topless-hairdresser.htmlhttp://thenakedbarber.com
― StanM, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:32 (ten years ago) link
what about dentist visits? during cleanings I mean; although "root canal" could be slangy at least
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:29 (ten years ago) link
it happens to me whenever i hear a barbershop quartet =/
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:36 (ten years ago) link
I had some dental work done recently by a young attractive female dentist, the first time I'd been since the late middle aged guy I'd been seeing since I was a child left, and I was aware of an uncomfortable intimacy for the first time, the physical pain and terror ruled out any possibility of impromptu boners though. I mainly just felt more ashamed than normal of how undignified I looked and how disgusting my body is
― soref, Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:53 (ten years ago) link
'late middle aged guy' = guy who is late middle age to be clear, he's not dead
― soref, Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:55 (ten years ago) link
also optometrist visits
I would be ashamed but this is ILTMI
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 4 January 2015 09:57 (ten years ago) link
Shut up - I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow and both her and her assistant are female women.
― StanM, Sunday, 4 January 2015 10:23 (ten years ago) link
There are always boobs on my noggin at dentist appointments, but it's never aroused me.
― how's life, Sunday, 4 January 2015 13:49 (ten years ago) link
is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma, or "she" is actually a mailbox, or...?
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:51 (ten years ago) link
is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma
I mean literally your grandma
― yusef latifah (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:54 (ten years ago) link
Can we hear from the ladies too? This can't just be a guy thing.
― Lee626, Monday, 5 January 2015 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Back from the dentist - she filled all my holes and I didn't feel a thing.
― StanM, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:08 (ten years ago) link