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whatever that means to you.
does anyone else have a fleshlight/tenga/etc?
i bought one (fleshlight) because i've been really into masturbating instead of fucking recently and it's great. i understand what people with vaginas are talking about now when they're like "they're ok but i have a vibrator at home". i actually feel...changed. more confident somehow. i was googling about how to clean it and it's apparently really popular with PUA dudes and they recommend it for practicing with 'edging', which means jerking off until you're about to cum and then stopping, then repeating. i've been edging for years! they recommend edging as sex stamina practice. i just do it because i love fucking more than coming.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:01 (four years ago) Permalink

one of my best male friends drunkenly bought an anal fleshlight and says it's the best thing ever. While that might be the case, I will never not think it arriving a couple days later and him having no recollection of ordering it is p much the funniest thing ever.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:38 (four years ago) Permalink

an anal fleshlight

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (four years ago) Permalink

yep

who knew?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (four years ago) Permalink

simulating the constrictions of a sphincter is a technological feat I hadn't anticipated

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:43 (four years ago) Permalink

does it come flanked with buttocks

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (four years ago) Permalink

Possible answer to indulgent dating problems subthread: how the fuck do i connect with someone ?

, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (four years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnvhgBFeVVg

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:48 (four years ago) Permalink

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do not know. Will inquire.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:49 (four years ago) Permalink

kind of want one tbh

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:53 (four years ago) Permalink

wait they're like 70 bucks? hehehe gtfo

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:03 (four years ago) Permalink

*thinks about life* soap in the shower is working well enough for special occasions

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:06 (four years ago) Permalink

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, you do

stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:14 (four years ago) Permalink

i'd call that the most impenetrable zing i've yet shipped but that's probably not the right word on this thread

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:18 (four years ago) Permalink

oh wait i get it haha, the word 'come'

whiney!

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:19 (four years ago) Permalink

bookmarking this thread for when I'm drunk someday and feel like entertaining

mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:20 (four years ago) Permalink

a friend had recommended a tenga but so $$$$

clouds, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:47 (four years ago) Permalink

Put it on your xmas list

fgti, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:03 (four years ago) Permalink

that's not what you put it on

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:44 (four years ago) Permalink

Not only $$$$, but for some reason it can only be used once. All I can say is it better feel really good....

and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:11 (four years ago) Permalink

Wait, there's a sex toy that's $70 and SINGLE USE? I went to the website but it's remarkably obtuse about how the thing actually works.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:16 (four years ago) Permalink

No, I just looked into it. There are single use versions apparently though. The single use ones cost like 10 bucks. 70 definitely isn't a crazy price for sex toys though.

how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:19 (four years ago) Permalink

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

een, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:24 (four years ago) Permalink

check out the fitting guide: http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting

and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:31 (four years ago) Permalink

they break easily

Braggin' 2014

; )

, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:33 (four years ago) Permalink

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it depends

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fleshlightEMAIL.jpg

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:38 (four years ago) Permalink

i paid 99 USD for mine btw, because i bought it at an adult bookstore (impulse buy, not drunk though). i bought a cheapo rubber pocket pussy thing at a truckshop adult emporium for 30 bucks years ago and it was absurdly small. not bragging, i have a completely average penis girth. it was like it was designed to build the confidence of the thindicked. i got a mild cocksprain from it and threw it away eventually.

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:44 (four years ago) Permalink

Think you meant to post that in wall o' gina xp

, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (four years ago) Permalink

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

― een, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 5:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they only make slurping noises if you leave the end cap on. my only beef with it is that it needs a ton of lube and it's hard to lube it up deep enough (again not bragging).

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (four years ago) Permalink

also if the whole hook is that it's supposed to be mistaken for a flashlight would it have been so hard to put a phony on/off switch on it somewhere.

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:48 (four years ago) Permalink

Your fleshlight has hooks? Kinky

, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:54 (four years ago) Permalink

n.b. i'm poor, $20 is expensive. the tenga fitting guide, however, is priceless.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:14 (four years ago) Permalink

is that... a coin slot

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:15 (four years ago) Permalink

also "eventually" made me lol

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:16 (four years ago) Permalink

they have this shit too...even male sex toys are not immune to baconization
http://blog.fleshlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FREAKSline.png

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:26 (four years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/oAC4xr0.jpg

, Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:37 (four years ago) Permalink

Liftoff achieved

, Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:30 (four years ago) Permalink

Anyway looks like somebody took a Mario castle level and turned it into a sex toy xp

, Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:30 (four years ago) Permalink

little tip i got from a movie i watched recently with some buddies: freshly baked apple pie. ymmv...

(i believe the movie was called "american pie")

just my $0.02

fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:40 (four years ago) Permalink

Is this the Bait My Fliphole thread?

StanM, Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:40 (four years ago) Permalink

Wait what is the fleshlight that just looks like a coinslot, i mean I haven't exactly seen hundreds of vaginas in my life but I never seen one that looks like that so

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:55 (four years ago) Permalink

it's for those of us who've always wanted to fuck a a space harrier arcade game

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:20 (four years ago) Permalink

that's called the "non-descript". it's been discontinued.

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:26 (four years ago) Permalink

the AnerosAneros (and other prostate massagers) fascinates me

http://i.imgur.com/cVyseNQ.jpg

but I feel like it would be very easy to hurt yourself with one of these things

GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:29 (four years ago) Permalink

(Aneros, that is)

GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:30 (four years ago) Permalink


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