thread to get over a breakup

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I thought scraggly beards were the in thing this year? Maybe he was just looking to hook up with indie hipster girls?

Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link

it would begin in the "depression" stage and continue into "acceptance"

yeah, acceptance that mach 3 blades cost a fucking bomb

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lool. i grew my beard in the wake of an unpleasant breakup and never bothered shaving it off again

king boy pamito (electricsound), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

thing is, on most guys the unkempt beard is just not a good look.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i carry it beautifully, tbh. hides three of my chins, and most of my pimples

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link

in fact i only shave to drive unwelcome girlfriends away

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Scraggly beard = TEH CUTE

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/59740272_23e1fad288_o.jpg

but I fully admit that might be an indie hipster

Evren Kader (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i stopped shaving after i broke up w/ my girl, and then we got back together, but i didnt start shaving again

fleetwood (max), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

nice.

Shakim O'Collier (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

that put her in her place. kinda like a permanent facial yellow card for her.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i kept it because she said she liked it

fleetwood (max), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

hey, i'm in fashion?

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

losin faith in you max.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i've had a beard for like 6 years and every girl i've dated approved of it.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well, obviously?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

lol yes i see yr point but it's not like i was going to get rid of it for someone who didn't approve--would have just assumed we were not compatible.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

rare to see such commitment to a facial hair arrangement, i commend you tbh

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I once shaved off my facial hair following a breakup and stayed clean-shaven for a number of months, but that was mostly because I needed some change.

mh, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i have always said that if i hit rock bottom i am going with a mustache

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

that's what i normally assume about any dude i see with a moustache, tbh

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I once stopped shaving my armpits but that was not because of a breakup. In fact, it was due to the encouragement of my bf at the time! Sorry, that has nothing to do with any of this I guess.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

lol no we can def. take this in the direction of "things you haven't shaved"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna need to start a thread to get over the 'thread to get over a breakup' thread

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post - You guys think shaving is such a pain the ass but you have no idea. The armpit thing was completely awesmoe tbh since I'm not really hairy but iirc I started shaving again in the summer just cause well sleeveless tops and all. Legs are a different story. I am sort of weirdly obsessed with shaving my legs. #529 Things you really didn't need to know about me!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

awesmoe!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i approve of hairy armpits on girls if they want but yeah smooth legs for real.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys think shaving is such a pain the ass but you have no idea

confused, tbh

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i think e is saying that girls do a lot more shaving?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah sorry, that's what I meant.

Things I have done to myself after a breakup include drastic changes to my hair and getting something pierced.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ha - also tattoo

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i think e is saying that girls do a lot more shaving?

what, every morning?

nothing is as unpleasant to shave as an adam's apple, in any case.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh maybe not every morning (every other tbh) but there are more parts of the body and a larger surface area that needs to be tended to for girls.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

assuming two things:

(i) girls bother their arses
(ii) guys don't

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

regarding part (i)

i'm irish, btw

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe it's just me, but if a guy has a beard, it makes certain activities itchy and uncomfortable.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Certain activities?

Stubble, yes.

A full beard? No. In fact my former bearded partner totally converted me to the joys of beardy men.

Evren Kader (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 August 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I must just have pretty sensitive skin ... my bf used to have a beard - well maintained - when we started dating, and it was itchy when kissing, etc.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Aww, I used to really like kissing his beard. I used to play with it when I was bored. And rub my fingers up it the wrong way to annoy him like a cat. It was very soft.

Evren Kader (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

did he respond like a cat?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, he used to make sort of dog-noises.

Aww, now I'm feeling all nostalgic and I don't want to be. Boys are icky.

Evren Kader (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

if we as a society return to the clean shaven is the norm mentality im just going to hang it up and go live under a bridge somewhere.

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I was only questioning why guys who were clean shaven when in relationships grow beards after they break up.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

they are free

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

do these guys feel more attractive with the beard or less, or is the common sentiment, "I don't give a shit what I look like. Fuck shaving!"

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

because some ~harpy~ isn't trying to CHANGE them anymore

crabRCISE (gbx), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i will ask them and get back to you xpost

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link


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