thread to get over a breakup

you're Wolverine?

subsequent journey to Oakland in order to found [controversial moderator edit] being your subsequent Aeneid

T I am still delving, the bottom will be gotten to

something like that ... the moral of the story is that break ups often lead to shitty cruel behavior on all sides.

also, big wooden horses

crying fathers and sulking in tents

and Priam gets totally slain

having watched his entire family die at the hands of the murderous Greeks

and Brad Pitt in a leather mini-skirt

that movie was not as homoerotic as i was promised btw

yeah ... i was disappointed by that, too.

the tv show Oz is less disappointing in that regard.

i think that's safe to say

What do you love about the same sex
Lion, Scarecrow, Tin-Man: A very ILX Summer with the ILX Gays.

now i just need to find the T-1000

xp - but in that 5 pages did she compare you to Hitler?

"o-3ss" and "i know, right" are ILX's favourite boybuddies from the emerald isle

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tact, meet LJ

no, not hitler. it was made plain that she still loved me and thus this hurt 70x more than it would otherwise do...the sad thing is that she was 100% sincere and that she really was in a bad state in life, having been 0% up-front about its severity, and thought that this was a way to win me 'back' as a better person while we were separated by 2000 miles anyway it's a lot more complicated than i am making out and it was the first major relationship for us both and we couldn't handle the impossible dilemmas facing us and truly it sucked but i'm damned if i'm repeating those mistakes so let bygones be bygones

omg boybuddies? doing my best not to click your links btw

I got compared to hitler! I forgot the context ... anyway, in retrospect it was quite sad, because he was a genuinely nice, sweet person before, and it was the first "true love" kinda relationship we'd both been in ... and I'm not particularly proud of having been cruel ... though I still think the library books thing is funny.

was he saying that you were an idealistic painter? that you loved small children and puppies?

that you had a urine fetish regarding your niece?

i'm glad i don't know much about hitler now

I think it had something to do with house policy and me attempting to make rules to keep the really gross chick he hooked up with as far away from me as possible. All three of us - me, the ex, the new bf - all lived in the same literary house. It eventually got so uncomfortable, I moved out.

oh yeah ... and in retaliation for the hitler comment, the new bf defiled a friend of the ex's kosher cutting board with a bacon cheeseburger ... it's all so petty and juvenile ...

these wacky rushmoresque capers are bracing and formative, not crushing and soul-shrinking like a month of 'you made me feel like a whore but i still love you, also i am seriously ill and it is your fault'

truesay that students are the pettiest motherfuckers on god's green earth however...jesus i hate them nowadays

(most, not all)

that is a lie; i do not hate. cannot hate. feel deeply frustrated by, however, yes.

xp - like gave her herpes ill or mentally ill?

Honestly there was plenty of non-wacky bullying and invective involved in the situation. That part is a less compelling read.

sarahel if i answer this can you not pry any longer

aggravated severe internal problems she'd been suffering since 16 which required an extra-strength hormone pill and were flaring up wagner's ring-cycle style at exactly this time

I promise.

I promise.

groovy! :)

meanwhile i shall pry myself: Lion, Scarecrow, Tin-Man: A very ILX Summer with the ILX Gays. lol it's this dude isn't it hahaha

Pictured: The moment a man punched a girl off her feet during a Facebook water fight what a charmer!

it made me really depressed that he was such an arsehole, esp in light of how awesome i am

<3 T1arnan tbh, my ILX joining buddy and favourite gay Irish ILXor except d-mac and Ronan lol zing

love how he only joined to stir shit

i mean who does that, right?

you are awesome.

<3

almost my ex! haha xp

IKR and sarahel, you have both been very tolerant of and responsive to my mammoth late-night posting escapades and you're both considered troo kvlt e-buddies in these quarters...treasure this while it lasts ;)

xp - back to the hitler thing ... the new bf was pretty entertained by it, his reponse was "Cool! Does that mean I get to be Goebbels? I'd have a rad art collection!"

did he get to be goebbels

in the future, everyone will be Goebbels for 15 minutes

after I graduated, he mounted a putsch and went from being house troublemaker to president ... in revisionist history those were seen as the "dark years" ... after his two years of glory, the pirate acappella people took over, much to our dismay.

so wait, the pirate acappella people = GDR? seems to fit.

meanwhile, here's some more brilliance from our favourite T1arnan rip-off: Sexual perversion in Ohio

I probably shouldn't go into further detail ... Hi Dere's former roommate was witness to these proceedings.

He was at one point the leader of the metaphorical "weimar republic"

except during the metaphorical "nazi" regime, there was more drinking, dancing, boozing, artiness and homosexuality.

was this not the case in the real nazi regime or have i seen too many movies

well, if you look at it from the perspective that the actual nazis sent homosexuals to death camps, and the metaphorical nazi regime of the literary house I lived in in college, encouraged queer students to join - it's kind of the opposite.

unless the literary house WAS the death camp

makes you think

tbh it sounds like the kind of nazi regime i'd have half bitten my own hand off to have studied under...british university was k-dry in most regards

but that would imply that the nazis were killing themselves in death camps ... anyway, it's been well over a decade since all this happened, and I'm pretty sure everyone involved has moved on with their lives and view it as "lol college"

I was kinda jealous that the place got "cool" only after I left, though I was mainly responsible for "new bf" not getting kicked out at the beginning.