Kitchen sink when I was 10 or 11, and my parents left me alone to babysit my little sister. I don't think there was any reason why, except to be a little 5th grade maniac. I cleaned the sink up with dish soap afterward because I wasn't a total monster. As a younger adult, I did this a few times in the bathroom sink while intoxicated. There is something luxurious about the feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote. I don't drink anymore, though, and have kept that impulse in check for a while.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:06 (three months ago) link
but even sober, you couldn't resist the luxurious feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote?
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:35 (three months ago) link
i peed in the sink while brushing my teeth last night.
There is a Simpsons Tubthumping parody that goes something like "i take a liquor drink, I take a chocolate drink. when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink." Seems salient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMbITFT4PRk
― Sane clown posse (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:46 (three months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 30 March 2024 00:01 (two months ago) link
itt: disgusting savages― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:13 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:13 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm, I'm not even mr. propriety ok, I will get up to some disgusting stuff but no
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 30 March 2024 14:03 (two months ago) link
I only do this when I've literally got no other choice other than risking exposing myself to neighbours or pissing myself. By my standards that doesn't make me a savage. And I have very high standards of personal and domestic hygiene!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 March 2024 14:12 (two months ago) link
what the fuck
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:27 (two months ago) link
If we take sink to also encompass any basin or bucket or vessel that's accessible when the bathroom is not. Which reminds me of an old, old ilxor post (Beth??) where she said the most convenient thing to blow your nose in at night is the pair of not too dirty underpants on the floor. I appreciate that.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:55 (two months ago) link
hail Beth. she saw the future
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:59 (two months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:01 (two months ago) link
🙌
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:43 (two months ago) link
i just cleaned my sink damn it needed it
happy easter folks
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:46 (two months ago) link
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this is the only sink cleaning product you'll ever need m8!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:50 (two months ago) link
quack
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:59 (two months ago) link