gonna give you every inch of my la
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― ꙮ (map), Monday, 12 February 2024 20:50 (three months ago) link
They are all the best kind
My dream is to learn to care for horses so i can get a job on a horse farm in the sticks, get in my car and leave the city, never to look back
Step 1. learn to drive
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Monday, 12 February 2024 20:53 (three months ago) link
If you know how to ride a horse, you're a big step ahead.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:03 (three months ago) link
TS:
I've been through the desert on a pony with a name
Vs.
I've been through the desert on a pony with a mane
― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:33 (three months ago) link
Deflatormouse come visit amy time and I will teach you how to ride and care for horses. Just please do not pee in the barn sink
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2024 22:18 (three months ago) link
Quincie, that is so incredibly kind of you.I could never impose but if i find myself out there again i'd def love to meet you both. and likewise if you come by here.
My brother moved from OC to NJ about 2 years ago, and last week he was offered a job in LA. He wanted to go back, and I told him i'd move out there with him and help with his girls. But it looks like he's staying put now, we'll see.
what is Pony's name??
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 00:57 (three months ago) link
Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me). I bought him for $1We flew with him on Air Horse One (<actual thing) when we all moved from East Coast to West Coast.Ilxor Stevie D. is his friend among many others.Sorry for threadjack. I actually have to pee now.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 03:21 (three months ago) link
Great threadjack. Would be open to a thread of air horse one adventures
― H.P, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 03:42 (three months ago) link
Pony’s name (given before I got him) is Lucky Day, because he was bailed out of a pretty dire auction situation (by a horse rescue org, not me).
♥️♥️♥️
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 06:09 (three months ago) link
https://m.facebook.com/LoveHowItsMade/videos/welcome-aboard-air-horse-one-how-do-they-do-it/486473526246149/
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 06:34 (three months ago) link
^^^peeing in the plane (for horses) is discussed, so on topic (spoiler: sinks not involved).How *I* peed on the plane is another matter. A sink would have been welcome. Alas, this is not a plane built for human passengers.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 06:36 (three months ago) link
I've been in an airplane on a horse with a name
― Sane clown posse (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 11:37 (three months ago) link
my son (who doesn't piss in sinks) got sent home from college a couple of weeks back. They do horse therapy for autistic students there, and he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs. Which is a bit of a safeguarding issue when some of the horses had riders on them. His one-to-one said it was a moment of sheer panic for them at the time. I told them to do more boring activities with him, it's always fraught with danger doing interesting stuff with him.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 12:14 (three months ago) link
he'd got too familiar with the horses after weekly stable visits and kept running into the horse enclosure and trying to play with them as you might with dogs.
quite understandable tbf
― O Fundo Escuro de (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 12:43 (three months ago) link
Kitchen sink when I was 10 or 11, and my parents left me alone to babysit my little sister. I don't think there was any reason why, except to be a little 5th grade maniac. I cleaned the sink up with dish soap afterward because I wasn't a total monster. As a younger adult, I did this a few times in the bathroom sink while intoxicated. There is something luxurious about the feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote. I don't drink anymore, though, and have kept that impulse in check for a while.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:06 (three months ago) link
but even sober, you couldn't resist the luxurious feeling of cool porcelain on the ol' oat tote?
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:35 (three months ago) link
i peed in the sink while brushing my teeth last night.
There is a Simpsons Tubthumping parody that goes something like "i take a liquor drink, I take a chocolate drink. when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink." Seems salient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMbITFT4PRk
― Sane clown posse (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:46 (three months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 30 March 2024 00:01 (two months ago) link
itt: disgusting savages― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:13 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:13 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm, I'm not even mr. propriety ok, I will get up to some disgusting stuff but no
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 30 March 2024 14:03 (two months ago) link
I only do this when I've literally got no other choice other than risking exposing myself to neighbours or pissing myself. By my standards that doesn't make me a savage. And I have very high standards of personal and domestic hygiene!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 30 March 2024 14:12 (two months ago) link
what the fuck
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:27 (two months ago) link
If we take sink to also encompass any basin or bucket or vessel that's accessible when the bathroom is not. Which reminds me of an old, old ilxor post (Beth??) where she said the most convenient thing to blow your nose in at night is the pair of not too dirty underpants on the floor. I appreciate that.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:55 (two months ago) link
hail Beth. she saw the future
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 30 March 2024 15:59 (two months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:01 (two months ago) link
🙌
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:43 (two months ago) link
i just cleaned my sink damn it needed it
happy easter folks
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:46 (two months ago) link
https://cleaningproductsuk.com/cdn/shop/files/duck.jpg?v=1686573743&width=1946
this is the only sink cleaning product you'll ever need m8!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:50 (two months ago) link
quack
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 31 March 2024 00:59 (two months ago) link