Are you good at performing oral sex?

Dude, I don't know the hell, but on a regular basis when I'm going down on Mrs. Kongvsgodzilla, she sticks her finger in my ear. Anyone else get this?

btw, voted option 3, which is kinda a reflection on my whole life outlook.

Wouldn't she be Queenkongvsgodzilla ?

kingkongvsgodzilletta

Will order godzilletta, next time I'm out for Italian

pretty good tbh

The sad truth is, I don't remember how.

I'm sure it's like riding a bike, Kate.

Don't say that. I totally forgot how to ride a bike.

Just remember, it doesn't make any difference whether you put the handle bar in your mouth or not before you jump on.

keep it here man

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=75

After all the smutty jokes I was making about sucking the creme out of profiterols to get me through this afternoon... nope, it's all gone. Even the silky mouthfeel of teabagging. Gone.

Can't say I ever really expected bicyles, teabagging and profiteroles to all figure into a conversation, tbh.

thing is, these last dozen or so posts are far more innocuous than yesterday's contributions to this thread.

because you are posting less now iirc

Yeah, guess we took off our superbowl rings...

because you are posting less now iirc

I was solely responsible, yes.

it probably feels good to have that off your milk aisle

soon as lj gets back from the pub this thread will once again rear it's ugly head

Milk aisle?

nick; does katy perry say something about the milk aisle in this song
joe; yes she's talking about the soft place between her boobs

― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:07 PM (Yesterday)

fyi i'm tryin to make "milk aisle" "happen"

Ah, one learns something new every day.

sb between t's?

not now sugartits

I think "milk aisle" does have promise.

milk aisle at my local supermarket always smells v bad : (

is that how guys refer to their women where you live?

yeah cept they wouldn't say "their women" cos that's hella sexist

y'know, not everyone in Oakland says "hella" ... the band by that name is great, though. Zach Hill is the best thing about it.

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/webzine.musique/albums/hill/astrological.jpg

This is better imo 4 ZH enthusiasts

it's a pretty awesome album. He has really amazing kick drum technique.

it is his "thing"

predicting huge landslide for option 1, you smug bastards

need to find speakers now to play this, btw Sarahel you have awesome taste in music

see, most people, when they watch him play, seem to focus on what he's doing with his hands/arms ... (granted it's the most visible from a standard audience position). A lot of what he's doing are variations of paradiddles and double paradiddles, etc. His kick drum technique is a lot "harder" ... I've seen plenty of drummers that can't do what he does, even with a double bass pedal.

could only tell from utube vids because I live in ireland land of no awesome loud rock shows : (

there's a hella dvd with a lot of concert footage, but the only part that shows his footwork is a brief bit at a show where he injures his ankle. My friend lent it to me. It was very long, and I wasn't paying attention when he said "skip the first hour and a half."

lol, when I first got into Lightning Bolt, I read about how their shows were really insane and really short and I used to try to recreate the atmosphere of being at one of their shows by listening to Dracula Mtn at full volume in my room really loudly with the lights out and jump around a lot until I was out of breath which took around 15 mins, so I have a short but passionate attention span (aka 2hr Hella doc don't seem so intrstng all in one go imo)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

see, most people, when they watch him play, seem to focus on what he's doing with his hands/arms ... (granted it's the most visible from a standard audience position). A lot of what he's doing are variations of 'paradiddles' and 'double paradiddles', etc. His 'kick drum' technique is a lot "harder" ... I've seen plenty of 'drummers' that can't do what he does, even with a 'double bass pedal'.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:38 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

one slight amendment

also now i will be more confident gloryholing at a world FAP

LJ, what the fuck was the amendment? also, wow

the introduction of quotation marks to make it more on-topic, also XD

xp - seriously, there are plenty of good drummers, no quotation marks needed, that can't play what he does on the kick drum. Granted, double bass is a different animal, especially because of balance issues ... unless your quotation marks are for the purpose of innuendo.

I like the idea of this thread encompassing topics from every other ilx subboard ...

it was a slightly clumsy gag, especially coming at this thread's climax, kinda fluffed the crucial moment tbh

.... so, the gag reflex ... anyone?

the teeth thing is not nearly as much of a challenge as the gag reflex.

Wow, so people on this board think they're so damn excellent at oral. Wonder what the results would be if we actually got their historical partners to vote instead of them. ha ha.

Now come on, on a thread about oral sex, I don't understand why bicycles came up, but seriously - teabagging and profiterols are totally on topic.