Are you good at performing oral sex?

i've been told a couple times that i'm v v good, but i just assumed they were lying to boost my confidence.

I don't have enough feedback to make a real decision but I'm giving myself an A for effort

420 new answers!!!!!111111

croot hulkin out

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

― sadbigail (Abbott)

IRL lolz over here

xp to ytth: i can vouch that you are A+++++++

lucky this is the TMI board, right?? RIGHT??

and i'm sure you'll respond in kind next time u are near yr computer, since i am undoubtedly A+++++++

get a room lol

smdh

ugh stop talking about real actual sex that's disgusting you guys. TMI should be barred to couples.

btw IKR- A+

oh shit- not at giving head, i should clarify, it was for his lolz. i swear.

but i'm sure, y'know, he's great at the other too, like. uh.

i'll get me coat

tbh I'm not really sure of my skill in that area but thanks for the vote of confidence d!

Dude, I don't know the hell, but on a regular basis when I'm going down on Mrs. Kongvsgodzilla, she sticks her finger in my ear. Anyone else get this?

btw, voted option 3, which is kinda a reflection on my whole life outlook.

Wouldn't she be Queenkongvsgodzilla ?

kingkongvsgodzilletta

Will order godzilletta, next time I'm out for Italian

pretty good tbh

The sad truth is, I don't remember how.

I'm sure it's like riding a bike, Kate.

Don't say that. I totally forgot how to ride a bike.

Just remember, it doesn't make any difference whether you put the handle bar in your mouth or not before you jump on.

keep it here man

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=75

After all the smutty jokes I was making about sucking the creme out of profiterols to get me through this afternoon... nope, it's all gone. Even the silky mouthfeel of teabagging. Gone.

Can't say I ever really expected bicyles, teabagging and profiteroles to all figure into a conversation, tbh.

thing is, these last dozen or so posts are far more innocuous than yesterday's contributions to this thread.

because you are posting less now iirc

Yeah, guess we took off our superbowl rings...

because you are posting less now iirc

I was solely responsible, yes.

it probably feels good to have that off your milk aisle

soon as lj gets back from the pub this thread will once again rear it's ugly head

Milk aisle?

nick; does katy perry say something about the milk aisle in this song
joe; yes she's talking about the soft place between her boobs

― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:07 PM (Yesterday)

fyi i'm tryin to make "milk aisle" "happen"

Ah, one learns something new every day.

sb between t's?

not now sugartits

I think "milk aisle" does have promise.

milk aisle at my local supermarket always smells v bad : (

is that how guys refer to their women where you live?

yeah cept they wouldn't say "their women" cos that's hella sexist

y'know, not everyone in Oakland says "hella" ... the band by that name is great, though. Zach Hill is the best thing about it.

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/webzine.musique/albums/hill/astrological.jpg

This is better imo 4 ZH enthusiasts

it's a pretty awesome album. He has really amazing kick drum technique.

it is his "thing"

predicting huge landslide for option 1, you smug bastards