Are you good at performing oral sex?

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I don't know man - I, for one, would welcome a return to the original question of the thread.

ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

I voted option 1.

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

i've been told a couple times that i'm v v good, but i just assumed they were lying to boost my confidence.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

I don't have enough feedback to make a real decision but I'm giving myself an A for effort

watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

420 new answers!!!!!111111

watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

croot hulkin out

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

― sadbigail (Abbott)

IRL lolz over here

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

xp to ytth: i can vouch that you are A+++++++

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

lucky this is the TMI board, right?? RIGHT??

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

and i'm sure you'll respond in kind next time u are near yr computer, since i am undoubtedly A+++++++

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

get a room lol

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

smdh

joeks, bruv will tear us apart (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

ugh stop talking about real actual sex that's disgusting you guys. TMI should be barred to couples.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

btw IKR- A+

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)

oh shit- not at giving head, i should clarify, it was for his lolz. i swear.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)

but i'm sure, y'know, he's great at the other too, like. uh.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

i'll get me coat

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

tbh I'm not really sure of my skill in that area but thanks for the vote of confidence d!

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

Dude, I don't know the hell, but on a regular basis when I'm going down on Mrs. Kongvsgodzilla, she sticks her finger in my ear. Anyone else get this?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

btw, voted option 3, which is kinda a reflection on my whole life outlook.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

Wouldn't she be Queenkongvsgodzilla ?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

kingkongvsgodzilletta

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

Will order godzilletta, next time I'm out for Italian

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)

pretty good tbh

bind music up, scratch my discs up (Matt P), Friday, 7 August 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

The sad truth is, I don't remember how.

seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure it's like riding a bike, Kate.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Don't say that. I totally forgot how to ride a bike.

seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

Just remember, it doesn't make any difference whether you put the handle bar in your mouth or not before you jump on.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

keep it here man

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=75

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

After all the smutty jokes I was making about sucking the creme out of profiterols to get me through this afternoon... nope, it's all gone. Even the silky mouthfeel of teabagging. Gone.

seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

Can't say I ever really expected bicyles, teabagging and profiteroles to all figure into a conversation, tbh.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

thing is, these last dozen or so posts are far more innocuous than yesterday's contributions to this thread.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

because you are posting less now iirc

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, guess we took off our superbowl rings...

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

because you are posting less now iirc

I was solely responsible, yes.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

it probably feels good to have that off your milk aisle

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

soon as lj gets back from the pub this thread will once again rear it's ugly head

Mr. Que, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

Milk aisle?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

nick; does katy perry say something about the milk aisle in this song
joe; yes she's talking about the soft place between her boobs

― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:07 PM (Yesterday)

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

fyi i'm tryin to make "milk aisle" "happen"

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

Ah, one learns something new every day.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

sb between t's?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

not now sugartits

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

I think "milk aisle" does have promise.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

milk aisle at my local supermarket always smells v bad : (

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

is that how guys refer to their women where you live?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

yeah cept they wouldn't say "their women" cos that's hella sexist

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

y'know, not everyone in Oakland says "hella" ... the band by that name is great, though. Zach Hill is the best thing about it.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/webzine.musique/albums/hill/astrological.jpg

This is better imo 4 ZH enthusiasts

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

it's a pretty awesome album. He has really amazing kick drum technique.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)


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