the pat mccabe angle maybe?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
you people are ruining oral sex for everyone
― Mr. Que, Friday, 7 August 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe not everyone.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, with the merest hint of Johnny Giles thrown in as well xxp
Mr Que, I truly have been expecting you. This is the bit in the movie where the long-lost lover appears and wordlessly sorrowful 'we've drifted too far apart' looks are exchanged
― cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
neither of us know when to stop, do we?
^^^ and I mean you guys all know how I am
― sadbigail (Abbott), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
yes there mr. jagger, sure there's plenty of room in the caraven next to bridie backlash and murtaigh mouthful, sure you'll be down when you're up in this place i'll tell you now, and down when there's a place to go down, sure why would you want to go anywhere else. Mr Jagger had to concede that this was a question that could only be answered one way, and sure wasn't this a grand place he'd landed and nobody minding his business for him at all except maybe Lady Justen with her feathery boa and scratchy moustache who'd found just the spot for him just the spot and seemed so far to have only exactly the same thing that he himself had on the mind, the same thing the priests said such terrible things about in the home when they found him (and fecked him out just as quick) and the other young fellas, filled to the gills with drink and plastered with paint some lacy pretty things and doing with their hands the thing that Justen herself suggested was eminently better with the mouth, not just for eating and filling up the dark hours with -and sure we'll find better ways to fill up those dark hours than with that old seafóid here Jagger said Justen. and the look that he'd had on his face suddenly came into the face of all the revellers in the place, and the lights burned a better brighter colour, and Jagger knew this was the right place indeed.
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
sir you are a master and you deserve some sort of reward
― cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
here is your rewardhttp://lh5.ggpht.com/GRO148/SOPmLObNolI/AAAAAAAAA7M/_fWno05-D7w/s800/DancingGuy1.gif
*sound of needle scratching record*
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;
― sadbigail (Abbott), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
Side 2 comin' up when the poll results show
― cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
i was going to post re: the original subject of this thread, but it doesn't even seem relevant now.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Friday, 7 August 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)
I don't know man - I, for one, would welcome a return to the original question of the thread.
― ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
I voted option 1.
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)
i've been told a couple times that i'm v v good, but i just assumed they were lying to boost my confidence.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
I don't have enough feedback to make a real decision but I'm giving myself an A for effort
― watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
420 new answers!!!!!111111
― watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)
croot hulkin out
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
― sadbigail (Abbott)
IRL lolz over here
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
xp to ytth: i can vouch that you are A+++++++
lucky this is the TMI board, right?? RIGHT??
and i'm sure you'll respond in kind next time u are near yr computer, since i am undoubtedly A+++++++
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
get a room lol
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)
smdh
― joeks, bruv will tear us apart (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
ugh stop talking about real actual sex that's disgusting you guys. TMI should be barred to couples.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)
btw IKR- A+
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit- not at giving head, i should clarify, it was for his lolz. i swear.
but i'm sure, y'know, he's great at the other too, like. uh.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)
i'll get me coat
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:40 (sixteen years ago)
tbh I'm not really sure of my skill in that area but thanks for the vote of confidence d!
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 09:52 (sixteen years ago)
Dude, I don't know the hell, but on a regular basis when I'm going down on Mrs. Kongvsgodzilla, she sticks her finger in my ear. Anyone else get this?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
btw, voted option 3, which is kinda a reflection on my whole life outlook.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
Wouldn't she be Queenkongvsgodzilla ?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
kingkongvsgodzilletta
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
Will order godzilletta, next time I'm out for Italian
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
pretty good tbh
― bind music up, scratch my discs up (Matt P), Friday, 7 August 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)
The sad truth is, I don't remember how.
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
I'm sure it's like riding a bike, Kate.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
Don't say that. I totally forgot how to ride a bike.
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
Just remember, it doesn't make any difference whether you put the handle bar in your mouth or not before you jump on.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)
keep it here man
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=75
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
After all the smutty jokes I was making about sucking the creme out of profiterols to get me through this afternoon... nope, it's all gone. Even the silky mouthfeel of teabagging. Gone.
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
Can't say I ever really expected bicyles, teabagging and profiteroles to all figure into a conversation, tbh.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
thing is, these last dozen or so posts are far more innocuous than yesterday's contributions to this thread.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
because you are posting less now iirc
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, guess we took off our superbowl rings...
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
I was solely responsible, yes.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
it probably feels good to have that off your milk aisle
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
soon as lj gets back from the pub this thread will once again rear it's ugly head
― Mr. Que, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
Milk aisle?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)